Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

White Trash

May 22, 2013 Denver 2 8,242 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kathleen Yvonne Dear is a major whore in the worst way, and she is very open about what she does for a living ! I find it disgusting Nik that she never takes the time to find out how old any of her customers are ! Preteen, teen, young or old, she blows for any price. Her friends warn her that it is only time that the POPO finds out about her and busts her blowing ass ! Nik, this old medusa claims she is in this line of work to educate young men to the ways of sex. I say let them learn the ABC’s of sex from home, where sex belongs, their parents should teach them, not this crotchey, smelly feline ! CoraLee is a Tribal Wiccan that desires nothing greater than to be taken by satan. She is fixated on the dead and collects dead rats, dead cats, skulls and other paraphernalia ! I only found out about this tonight. If I knew where she lived, I would call the police and fast ! Maybe this post can make a difference ! You can also catch her around denver sporting confederate flag shirts or nazi symbols,typical white trash.She also speaks with a fake southern accent,and pretends to be from Dallas.She also claims model agencies always contact her,but with that beer belly and busted face I highly doubt it…I think she meant porn agencies..Would you with this girl Nik?

Answer: No, that is one deep deep breathe.



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No Encore From Her

May 20, 2013 Denver 3 8,810 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nk this here is Ashley Bravo and there I was, minding my own business, looking for a little action. Call this hobbitish succubus up to take the cock, this girl was wetter than the otter’s pocket , but not the good kind of wet, the kind of wet that makes you think she might have a 1982 version of The Thing going on in her pussy. I briefly considered halting all operations, but you know how it is when your drunk and horny. I thought I would get away scotch free, but alas my dick had already become a Petri dish for an unimaginable filth. My dick felt like it had the spawn of a facehugger bursting out of it. This pain was only remedied by the good folks over at Planned Parenthood, but it was not cheap. Long story short, steer clear of this disease ridden whoreangatang, or you be footing the bill and not asking for an encore.

A little too much information.- nik



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Dirty Canadian

May 16, 2013 Denver 4 9,376 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this “charming” Canadian LOVES the social scene in Denver. He goes around to bars and meets girls, finds them through his hockey friends here, even a few online. He plays off being the perfect Bachelor, and brags about all his college degrees and claims to be a doctor and business man. What he fails to mention is that he not only in a serious relationship, but now he is engaged!!!! We’d love to have every girl be able to send a little “congrats” to him and his fiancé! We think it’s strange that he’s been with here since 2002, but he ALWAYS fails to mention her when out meeting girls in Denver, Colorado. What he doesn’t realize, is that Denver really isn’t too big and a few of us girls have had the pleasure of running into each other and exchanged stories over drinks. We have all seen his place as well as “other” Places of him . and even though he is a scum bag, he really is quite blessed down below. We hope that some way we are able to save his homely fiancé for a nasty divorce and even more of a broken heart.

Foreigners exploit our resources, one of which is women…- nik



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Hannah

May 14, 2013 Denver 7 10,082 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: She thinks she is all that! she is fake everything! eyelashes hair ect would you nik?

Answer: No, heavy on the eyeliner and exposure + of course all the rounded features.



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Looking For A Sugar Daddy

May 14, 2013 Denver, Would You? 14 6,921 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name is Stephanie she’s a whore from Arvada. She will empty out your pockets and steal your money after you guys have sex and go to bed.Do not let her sleep over your house things will come up missing. She thinks she is so cool cause she’s tatted but she looks like every other sloot girl with tatts.Would you?

Simply put, she will get it.- nik



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Challengers Barho

May 14, 2013 Denver, Dirty Horses 25 8,860 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik I met this girl a few days ago at Challengers in Aurora this girl was on my nuts so I hit her up the next day and she did not even remember what I look like so I said wait you don’t Remember shit from last night “I can even tell you the baby tramp stamp you having you back” she said that still dont tell me who you are so I waited looked her up on Facebook and I found her Lo and behold She’s fcking with my other Nigga I also found her on Plenty of fish ….. And that’s called Thirsty bitch Get your life together. how do you get that fcked up you go FCK YOUR SELF how old are you again 28 or 12 bitch i did it NOW what hoe

The intent on her profile might as well say ‘intimate encounters’.- nik



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