THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, women’s tennis is becoming a joke. Nobody can beat Serena Williams because she is a dude from Compton. She has so much testosterone in her body that she even grunts like a man. It’s so not fair for the cuter white chicks in miniskirts. My vote is for Serena to play in the men’s league. The competition will be tougher and woman’s rights of equal pay blah blah blah will be fulfilled.
That would be kind of cool and ground breaking. Serena Williams should totally accept your challenge.- nik