Serena Williams Needs To Play Against The Men

September 12, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, The Dirty 101

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, women’s tennis is becoming a joke. Nobody can beat Serena Williams because she is a dude from Compton. She has so much testosterone in her body that she even grunts like a man. It’s so not fair for the cuter white chicks in miniskirts. My vote is for Serena to play in the men’s league. The competition will be tougher and woman’s rights of equal pay blah blah blah will be fulfilled.

That would be kind of cool and ground breaking. Serena Williams should totally accept your challenge.- nik



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Cleveland Brown’s Jordan Poyer Is Cheating Again

September 12, 2014 Cleveland, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 61

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, now that Jordan Poyer is in Cleveland it seems he is up to his old tricks from Philly.  Ladies of Cleveland, don’t sleep with this man, he is actually taken and will lie to get you to spread your legs.  You all have now been warned.

Is he the kicker? Never heard of this guy.- nik



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Ray Rice Should Get A Lifetime Ban

September 8, 2014 Baltimore, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 280

**UPDATE 11:27 AM PT: Ray Rice has been let go by the Baltimore Ravens organization.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, more video came out today of Ray Rice punching his now wife… sad this video didn’t come out before he was suspended because it would have lasted several years I think and not just two games.  I feel bad for his wife, once a man hits a woman, the chance of repeating is super high.

If I was the commissioner of the NFL, I would suspend Ray Rice for two years not two games.- nik



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Former Seattle Mariner Tom Oldham Gave Me DRD

September 2, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Seattle, The Dirty 218

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a few months ago I’m in Seattle for a college roommates engagement party. It was rather dull, so after a few of the girls decide to hit Baltic Room. This guy starts chatting me up saying he’s a Mariners player and huge hedge fund manager. It turns out he was ONCE actually a Seattle Mariner and his name is Tom Oldham. BTW, he’s no hedge fund manager. Just a compliance rat in a cube at Mutual of Omaha. Anyways, we go back to his hotel do some coke and unfortunately I slept with him. A few weeks ago I’m in the shower touching myself before work and feel a bump. I assumed it was an ingrown hair. Well, fast forward and now I have an appointment at the gyno. Beware ladies.

That hat doesn’t look like a real baseball cap.- nik



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Has Lien Phillip Done This To Any Other Woman

August 27, 2014 Calgary, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty, Toronto, Windsor 943

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was raped by Lien Phillip. I went to the police and started a file. The police told me because of the way he did it, what he does (plays basketball), the things he said and the whole circumstances that they know he has done it before. Problem being, he knew what he was doing so there was no DNA evidence. Basically it comes down to a he said-she said, He travels Canada and the world and people need to know. I need to reach other women that can come forward so he will stop doing this to other people!!!! I fought for hours. And the internal damage I had is so severe they don’t know whether or not I’ll be able to have kids…. Please come forward. Please.

[email protected]- nik



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Nerlens Noel Is So Stupid For Being With NBA Groupie Jordan Walsh

August 18, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Philadelphia, The Dirty 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, they are back together and she wants everyone to know. She posted pics of her in Boston and then at his house. I would say that she didn’t notice his shoes on the floor but in the next pic she tagged his address to let us know what’s up. hasn’t she been with multiple athletes and wasn’t she just pregnant a few months ago? Nerlens, you are an idiot, I mean Happy Anniversary!

Isn’t this the girl Eric Gorden was seeing as his side chick?- nik

ALSO SEE:

Eric Gorden Doing Some Damage Control On Jordan Walsh



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Cleveland Indian Marc Rzepczynski Is A Cheating Loser

August 8, 2014 Cleveland, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I feel the need to bust out this cleat chaser. Her name is Lindzey Lawler, her boyfriend is Marc Rzepczynski of the Cleveland Indians. She is from New Jersey, living in Cleveland now. Marc Rzepczynski was engaged this year to his girlfriend of 4 years up until March when she called off the wedding because she felt suspicious of him possibly cheating. Sure enough, he had cheated and with this girl. Best part is she knew about it and stayed with him! The other girl high tailed it out of there. Figured Cleveland doesn’t have much going on besides Lebron…and that it is my ethical duty to warn the city of Cleveland as well as Lebron and his family of this groupie, as well as any others who seem to think Marc Rzepczynski is a good guy. He is a typical athlete, cheated on his fiancé as well as every other girl he has been with. By the way who names their kid Lindzey with a “Z”, that is straight stripper.

Cleveland is the new Dubai.- nik



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Kevin Love Will Be A Cavalier

August 7, 2014 Cleveland, Dirty Athletes, The Dirty 38

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so pumped for the upcoming NBA season.  Kevin Love will be joining Lebron and Irving in Cleveland and they are definitely the favored to win the East now.  I know you are now a Knicks fan, but I don’t see the getting past the Cavs in the playoffs, sorry.

Congrats to the 2015 NBA champions — Cleveland Cavaliers.- nik



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