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Aubrey (H)O’Day Is Still Irrelevant

August 18, 2014 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Hollywood, The Dirty 55

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a few months ago Aubrey (H)O’Day revealed her new (fake) butt on IG and tried to pass it off as real and the result of squats. Squats make your thighs huge and muscular not just your ass. Didn’t she learn anything from Kim K and the Shannon twins? That fake ass will eventually sag and look like she is wearing a soiled diaper. Nik, white girls need to stop trying to look and act black, Iggy Azalea’s ass is gross and she can’t rap and unfortunately, I think Aubrey will probably announce a rap album by the end of the year. Ladies, anything that limits penetration is not good and no respectable man would be seen in public with that thing. The butt implant needs to die in 2014. Nik, do you agree?

Now that Aubrey is unemployed again, she will get bored and start injecting every part of her body with filler.- nik

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I’m Really Into The New Aubrey O’Day

June 16, 2014 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Hollywood, The Dirty 33

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I wanted to ask you how you feel about Miss Aubrey O’Days look these days?  I find her sexy as hell and love how she is adapting her body for the purple crayon.  Huge fan of this transformation are you?

Her facelift really freaks me out.- nik

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Aubrey Is Looking Decent

March 28, 2014 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Hollywood, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think about Aubrey O’Day now? I think her body’s looking way better these days.. Improved a great deal. Even her face looks better. Even though she has a lot of work done it looks much better this time around. Your thoughts?

Her nose job really changed her whole look. But the carpet lining is off = Photoshop. Stop cheating Aubrey.- nik

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White Women With Fake Asses

January 22, 2014 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Hollywood, The Dirty 702

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why are white women suddenly getting butt implants? Staci Doll, House of Crayons, The Shannon Twins, Coco, and now Aubrey (H)O’ Day?  I blame Kim Kardashian for starting this trend. I guess it is a desperate attempt to capture likes and gain black followers who masturbate to selfies on social media.

Why are white people so obsessed with black culture? The first phase was wi**ers in the early 2000′s like Eminem and now white women are trying to look like Nicki Minaj?  Nik, we are losing the battle. I fear that the days of tall, thin blondes with +2′s and ITG’s may be coming to an end, only to be replaced by an era of fat, fake butt, corn roll wearing white women with ghetto accents. Nik, we cannot lose the war, we must make 2014 the year of the tall, thin blonde.

This is just white women trying to get the attention of black men. I blame Obama.- nik

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Aubrey O’Day Is On A Selfie Diet

August 14, 2013 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Hollywood, The Dirty 24



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Aubrey HO’day has been taking weird selfie pictures of herself lately. Do you remember when this girl was a celebrity?

She looks cracked out. My guess is adderall (the salts aren’t hitting her soft stomach for some reason).- nik

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Having A (H)O’Day

July 15, 2013 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Hollywood, The Dirty 66

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just seen this picture of Aubrey O’Hell Nah She Didnt Go Out Like That!!! Her face is so beat. She’s aged 15 years in the last 2. And it looks like shes neck in neck with Whale Wars Body…Ew!

I called this progression. Aubrey has only been hot for 78 days in her life (Diddy/MTV era).- nik

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Aubrey O’Day Looks Good

May 16, 2013 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Hollywood, The Dirty 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! DA Strong since the beginning. So I know you have given Aubrey (H)O’Day a lot of sh*t in the past for being too curvy, but she just posted this picture looking pretty skinny. What do you think? Improvement?

Crazy eyes… her and Amanda Bynes must share the same therapist.- nik

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Aubrey O’Day In The Dominican Republic

January 7, 2013 Aubrey (H)O'Day, Dirty Army Strong, Hollywood 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! I was just in the Dominican Republic for the holidays, and I am kicking myself now because I didn’t have a chance to snap a pic of the billboard I saw featuring Aubrey O’day all over the region I was staying (Santo Dominigo). The attached photo is being used to promote a sex hotline as well as gentleman clubs in the city. I wonder if Aubrey knows her photo is being used to promote these services, or she is scraping the bottom of the barrel for cash? I had a fantastic vacation, it just blew my mind a bit to see Ho’day as a Dominican dirty celeb!

Aubrey you might want to call your lawyer.- nik

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