THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a huge fan of TheDirty, and log onto the site daily.  I always see how Prodigy and Back-Up Dancer are always mad at you for some dumb reason.. not understanding in the end you are just trying to help their dreams come true… well I think you did it Nik… Check out the video, Prodigy and Back Up Dancer are now officially Video Vixens… I dare them to say you havent helped them out again.

I don’t see them?- nik

Winner: Brock’s Chick

Winner: Prodigy

Winner: Chesticles

Winner: Houston Rockets

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Guys, not sure if you’ve seen this video “White” by the Left Rights already, but after watching it I thought maybe Prodigy and Back Up Dancer have been taking tips for their special effects from here. What do you think?

It’s not what you think… the murder’s wrists are Caucasian.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think its the best photoshopped shoot they have ever done & still gets a good laugh out of me!  It’s like sometime when you see people you know they are just meant to make it in life.  I mean look at these 2 how can they not be considered stars?

I think they are trying to hard in their team photo-shoots. It looks forced.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out these old pictures of Prodigy (Left) and Back-Up Dancer (Right). They used to look like semi-normal people. It seems that Back-Up Dancer was a bit anorexic. She’s come a long way since then….

Wow, Back-Up Dancer has gained at least 32 pounds according to my calculations. No wonder they don’t look the same anymore.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so the Prodigy and Back-Up Dancer have been updating their modeling catalog since they have became internet stars.  I wanted to ask you what you think, and how do you think they are looking?

They look like Chicago, I think I see Lake Michigan in the second image.- nik