THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my big sister was really good friends with Canary years back and growing up, I always idolized her because she was so pretty. At 19 I started working in the bar scene but very shortly into it I noticed how many older girls (were hot in their prime) are still working in the same industry. And after seeing how Canary has aged, I realized it was not for me. I don’t want to waste my prime serving drinks to drunk idiots. So thank you Canary for showing me the future.
Man, Laura is looking rough.- nik