THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is a photo of Chicago Lizard with highlights in his hair making me wonder if is he gay?

The night must have just started, he doesn’t look as greasy as usual.  What club lets you wear a shirt like that?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Chicago Lizard is at it again! He was spotted out and about and picked up these two fine chameleons (they’re nicknames on this post because they’re always CHANGING THEIR SEX PARTNERS). Should we be jealous, Nik?

Honestly, do people in Chicago not know what the color Orange is?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the guy who looks like Frog’s steroided child is Brian. He is the biggest creeper in Chicago. He has been partying like crazy since his girlfriend committed suicide because of him. And yes that is Chicago Lizard touching his shoulder.

Is it possible to have a muscle popping out of your armpit?  Why are they all touching?  Let me guess they probably are saying “I love you” to everyone.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think this guy is real real real Creepy just look at this pic, he looks like he is thinking about 13 yr old boys.

I am trying to figure out how they let him into places with his shirt off?  Slimey like a Lizard.- nik

Does someone want to tell Chicago Lizard that he has worms in is greasy forehead?