THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t understand what all the hype about Elaine Alden aka Chin-Chilla is? Look at these old photos pre-plastic surgery. She looks like a cheap stripper with her neon-colored lingerie and Wal-Mart force field. Even with all of the make-up and photoshop in these pictures, I still don’t find her attractive. She is all plastic surgery, angles, photoshop, and Mac force field. Without those things, she would be nothing. She got lucky with Landry.

She didn’t get lucky. Chin-Chilla planned out her life… no accidents. Each procedure had a purpose.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so check out Chin-Chilla bragging about her new place in Miami.  The girl tries to come off as a sweetheart but we all know what she is about… and that is MONEY.  Trust me, if Landry didn’t have money, she would not be with him.  Here is the best part, as we all now know, Landry is nothing but a bench player, after his current contract he will be making no more than a veterans salary and his fortune will slowly go away.  I bet that 4 years after he retires and the money is gone Chin-Chilla will file for divorce and move on to the next athlete.

They are not even married yet. Don’t hate on Chin-Chilla because she played the game better than you. She started from the bottom… Hollywood apartment to Miami summer home in less than a year. If plan A as a model doesn’t work just find a plan A to have a baby with.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Chin-Chilla got this websites attention, so they posted a bunch of pics of Landry Fields future wife and drooled over how gorgeous she is. If they only knew Nik Richie created her!  Remember when she was this hot?  I didn’t even want to post a prego pictures because of how depressing it is.

Yeah, she has a long road ahead of her once she gives birth to the baby. Judging from her current status, that baby boy is going to be huge!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chin-Chilla has totally hit the jackpot with Landry.  Not going to lie, it has been killing me since they got together.  A few months before they started dating, I was seeing Landry and a few other NY Knicks (not going to mention names).  Landry was such a sweetheart, he was a great person and trusted me… all the while, I would leave his place in the morning and go hook up with one of this married teammates before they would go to practice/game.  It came to a point where I had to choose one, the married one or Landry… at that point Landry was a nobody and barely making any money, so I decided to go with the married guy since he was going to leave his wife for me… Well, I totally f*cked up on that one.  The guy never left his wife and Landry got a fat 37 million dollar contract and Chin-Chilla.  And Chin-Chilla is having her baby in the same suite that Beyonce has, she totally made it in life…  I totally feel like I had the winning lottery ticket in my hand and lost it.  Not a day goes by that I don’t think about the worst mistake of my life.  You win Elaine.  You f*cking win.

Well if it makes you feel any better she lost in the first round to Brock’s Chick. Last March Madness Chin-Chilla got to the Final Four, but she was a model back then… not an almost basketball wife.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, love Chin-Chilla and I know most of the DA does as well.  Check out some recent pregnant pictures, she is looking so beautiful and that belly is getting so big.  The girl busted her ass to have that sexy body and it was well worth it.  Scored a rich guy that will forever treat her right and is not your typical black athlete who cheats and has 6 other kids with 7 baby mommas.

Not a fan of the first image with the jacket. She looks huge right there.- nik