THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m challenging Dr. Douche to a fight.  I’m tired of hearing his BS and I’m personally ready to shut his damn mouth up.

I should just start “TheDirty MMA” and make some real money. Dr. Douche don’t fight this guy, he will kill you.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been following Dr. Douche on FB ever since you posted him.  They guy is awesome to follow since his life is such a mess.  From his parents hating him to his girlfriend leaving him for her drug addicted EX, the guy isn’t hesitant to post it on FB and let the world know his “problem of the week”.  I truly believe his DreamKiller messed up his head, look how skinny he has become lately.  All he does is smoke weed and complain about life.  How about getting back in the gym and getting those muscles back or you can always finish college and get a real job.  Didn’t know he worked at a gas station.

Dr. Douche, I told you that chick was bad news.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a huge fan of Dr. Douche and when I read this on his Facebook feed I wanted to cry. My father treated me the same way. Nothing was ever good enough. Its the reason I became a lesbian. Joey please keep your head up. You are a great person.

Actually, I’m with Dr. Douche’s dad on this one. Being in the FBI is way cooler than becoming a cop. Get those useless tatts removed.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been a fan of Dr. Douche since you started posted him on the site and the wise words of wisdom he usually has… but he has totally changed.  He got a GF a few months back and its been going down hill since.  I believe she is a stripper and poor Dr. Douche is feeling the effect of dating one of those girls.  He really likes what you have to say and is a huge fan of the site, so I wanted to see if you can give him some words of wisdom and save him.  He needs to concentrate on college, not trying to locate his girlfriend while she is out with other guys doing who knows what.

Dr. Douche you need to date a celebrity. Wasting your time trying to track down a civilian who is mooching off your celebrity is a waste of brain cells. You are better than this and should be with someone who is relatable to your fame status.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t believe Dr. Douche is engaged already.  It seems like he only started dating this girl a few months ago and for him to be asking her in marriage is way too early.  He is a huge DA fan of yours so maybe he followed in your footsteps after watching Couples Therapy.

This is the biggest mistake of Dr. Douche’s professional career.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dr. Douche is the da man.  The guy is got his head on straight.  He goes to school and has a job and has an amazing hot chick by his side.  It motivates me what he says on facebook, he always speaks the truth and lays it down.

His FB rant sounds like lyrics to a rap song.- nik