THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a lot of people out here in Hollywood are saying HR doesn’t have what it takes to make it in the hip hop world… but they are all haters and have no idea what talent is.  I’m telling you guys, HR is the next Nicki Minaj.  She has so much talent and her flow and style is so unique.  Haters keep hatin’, while she runnin’ to the bank.  Do your thing boo boo.

Houston Rockets will always be admired for her +2′s and nothing else. I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ever since Sydney started trying to be black she has gotten hotter for some reason.  Now that she is a weed smoking rapper, there is some swag about her that I like.  She seems a little thicker which I feel like made her face perfectly round and very attractive.  Even though her rapping sucks now, I do think with practice and a ton of more weed, that one day she will be good.  Thoughts Nik?

She has a lot of fat in her neck these days.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have always been a fan of Houston Rockets but now that she has started this “rap” career I am worried for her. She came out with a new song and has been retweeting weird texts on her twitter. Not to mention her blog is depressing as hell. What do you think about the new Houston Rockets? Nik, I think you should give her some advice.

That song is terrible.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so guess who is a rapper now?  If you guessed Sydney Barlette aka Houston Rockets than you are correct.  I can’t decide if this is the right path for her.  From Playboy to white girl rapper?  What do you think, does she have a chance to make it in the music industry.  She has been talking a lot about on twitter smoking weed and hanging out with black guys, so I guess she might be able to make this happen.

There is a lot of Rocket action in this video, it really distracts you from the music.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was looking at modeling shots of Houston Rockets wearing Nani Bikini and I happen to notice her gross tattoo. What is up with that tat HR? As Nik says you need to laseraway that sh*t. Nik, this girl would be my perfect 10 if she didn’t have that tattoo. Look at that ASS!

Does anyone know what the tattoo is… I’m guessing some type of farm animal?- nik