THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I read OK Magazine’s article about “mother” rejecting Ryan Seacrest but why isn’t anyone blasting Max from TMZ. I was dying when she said he was rough in bed. I wonder what Harvey thinks about all this? Max is a creep if you ask me:
I think they make a cute couple.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what kind of party’s really goes on at the Playboy mansion? Why is TMZ’s bad Max is he with Brooke candy!? oh and Brody Jenner looks lost… well I guess they let anyone in.
No wonder Brody gets special treatment from TMZ.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is an interesting one, dirty celeb and quasi TV STAR Maxy Mouse VS Michael Irvin the Cowboys great who do you think scored and left with the Latinas?
This is a no brainer. Michael Irvin for shizzle… the man who takes the most forced picture (Maxy Mouse ball grab top image) is the one who is faking emotions. Michael Irvin is as cold as Ice pretending they are just fans, which is the professional way to slay without leaving any clues (Michael Jordan method).- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Maxy Mouse was talking about his black eye today on TMZ. He said his friend threw a piece of ice at him over the bar. Could a little piece of ice make a black eye? Also, do you think his right eye looks a little stoned or a lot stoned?
You can only get black eyes like that from weird Manhattan Beach bathtub sex. I am going with super stoned. They should do a drug test at TMZ. I decided.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, first time submitter. Love TheDirty! Not going to talk any sh*t on this girl, she is HOT. I think you’re friends with her boyfriend, Max from TMZ. What do you think?
Maxie Mouse has a girlfriend??? I thought he was for the Gays. I was going to hook him up with my boy Gayden Solo.- nik
**Maxie Mouse, I will give you $1,000 if you shave your head. I know what you cubicle warriors make over at TMZ… take the money. I have a theory that if you lose the long hair, Harvey will demote you to webcam grip.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out dirty celeb Maxy Mouse looks like him and his crew are RED CUP strong.
Did he get a raise at TMZ or something? Why is he rocking a Burberry scarf… maybe he borrowed it from Daxxy? I hear they share the same coffee sometimes.- nik
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