How Did You Know Max Was About To Quit

September 16, 2013 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 65 100,546 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so you totally called it again.  The main star at TMZ has officially quit after 8 years and is moving onto the next chapter of his life.  Do you know exactly why he quit?  He had the best job ever and it seems like his departure was a mutual one.

It wasn’t mutual. Drugs are bad people.- nik



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Max Hodges Of TMZ Needs Help

August 19, 2013 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 330 187,311 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not sure if you actually know Max but the dude needs serious help.  I guess the cubicle warriors at TMZ don’t care about their “friend”.  Max is on a really BAD bender of drugs and alcohol.  The guy had a really bad break-up with his girlfriend and now he is living in a motel.  Max please get help, I love you brother and I don’t want to see you die.

Why would anyone at TMZ care??  If Maxy Mouse fails in life then it’s more TV factime for the people who aren’t funny or good looking.- nik



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Why Isn’t Media Talking About Max Hodges From TMZ

May 16, 2013 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 71 127,893 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I read OK Magazine’s article about “mother” rejecting Ryan Seacrest but why isn’t anyone blasting Max from TMZ. I was dying when she said he was rough in bed. I wonder what Harvey thinks about all this? Max is a creep if you ask me:

http://www.okmagazine.com/news/weirdest-celebrity-couple-ever-sex-tape-star-shauna-sand-claims-she-hooked-ryan-seacrest

I think they make a cute couple.- nik



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TMZ’s Wild Boy Max

December 20, 2012 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse 0 13,877 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what kind of party’s really goes on at the Playboy mansion? Why is TMZ’s bad Max is he with Brooke candy!? oh and Brody Jenner looks lost… well I guess they let anyone in.

No wonder Brody gets special treatment from TMZ.- nik



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Who Left With The Latinas

November 29, 2010 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 34 7,198 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is an interesting one, dirty celeb and quasi TV STAR Maxy Mouse VS Michael Irvin the Cowboys great who do you think scored and left with the Latinas?

This is a no brainer. Michael Irvin for shizzle… the man who takes the most forced picture (Maxy Mouse ball grab top image) is the one who is faking emotions. Michael Irvin is as cold as Ice pretending they are just fans, which is the professional way to slay without leaving any clues (Michael Jordan method).- nik



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Maxy Mouse Looks Great

November 23, 2010 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 8 7,957 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Maxy Mouse was talking about his black eye today on TMZ. He said his friend threw a piece of ice at him over the bar. Could a little piece of ice make a black eye? Also, do you think his right eye looks a little stoned or a lot stoned?

You can only get black eyes like that from weird Manhattan Beach bathtub sex. I am going with super stoned. They should do a drug test at TMZ. I decided.- nik



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She Is SO Hot

October 21, 2010 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 56 8,235 Views

She is SO HOT

She is SO HOT

She is SO HOT

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, first time submitter. Love TheDirty! Not going to talk any sh*t on this girl, she is HOT. I think you’re friends with her boyfriend, Max from TMZ. What do you think?

Maxie Mouse has a girlfriend??? I thought he was for the Gays. I was going to hook him up with my boy Gayden Solo.- nik

**Maxie Mouse, I will give you $1,000 if you shave your head. I know what you cubicle warriors make over at TMZ… take the money. I have a theory that if you lose the long hair, Harvey will demote you to webcam grip.



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Maxy Mouse Is Red Cup Strong

January 19, 2010 Hollywood, Maxy Mouse, The Dirty 14 8,539 Views

MAXY MOUSE and crew RED CUP STRONG

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out dirty celeb Maxy Mouse looks like him and his crew are RED CUP strong.

Did he get a raise at TMZ or something?  Why is he rocking a Burberry scarf… maybe he borrowed it from Daxxy?  I hear they share the same coffee sometimes.- nik



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