THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so your girl Nickel is getting married. She is claiming that it’s just a promise ring, but that’s only because of the diamond size. I’m actually shocked she is marry a broke dude especially with all the rich guys she was sleeping with in Las Vegas.

Well the guy is definitely not Merlin.- nik

**Merlin was my former employee that decided to quit working for me to become a doctor. He actually really became a doctor. Rich bastard!**

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I must say, I think Nickel has taken your advice over the years. She just turned 25 and looks better than ever!  She was not hot at all in the beginning and with the improvements you recommended she ended up decent.  Truly such a beautiful flower she has turned into.  I hope she gives you credit deep down inside regarding this unimaginable transformation from a 2.3425 to a 9.48372.  Keep up the good work Nickel… you too Nik.

Nickel is still in the Nickel range (5.8991772). Her eyes still carry her, but I do like the skinnier arms she has now. Nickel, you still need to work on the skin cancer issues. Still way too many freckles on that body.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you are the only one that can talk sense into Nickel. She went from a beautiful blonde to BLACK!!!! I want to die. Nickel you are not EMO goth anymore. Please fix this!!!! Whoever talked you into this needs to be shot.

Nickel has always lead with her eyes. It’s the only reason guys sleep with her. Who cares what her hair looks like.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I finally got to see DC Nickel in person this past week.  She was in Arizona visiting family for Thanksgiving and I got a chance to see her at a club.  She was behind the DJ booth the whole time trying to act real cool.  She was acting way too good for everyone.  I tried to say hi and tell her I know her from TheDirty, but all she told me is that she hates you and the site is dumb and past its prime.

Wow… that wasn’t very nice Nickel. TheDirty is the only reason your troll ass gets to sleep with DJ’s.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I still can’t tell if Nickel really did get +2′s.  In some pictures it looks like it and in some pictures it doesn’t.  Since you are friends with her is there anyway we can have her send in a bikini shot, so that way we can put this to rest.

Nickel your fans have spoken.- nik