THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This picture was taken at Pearl Nightclub in Tucson, AZ a couple years ago. I’m just curious if this douche bag on the right here is the P-Nazi… the one who is obviously messed up. Now just today my boy Ryan saw the pic and tells me that he’s seen this cat on thedirty.com. Took me like 2 hours to find this guy since he couldn’t remember his name. Still tho, why take the time right? Now this being a pretty kick ass website I got a lil distracted… but was determined to find this prick and here’s why:

I’m the other guy in the pic if that’s not obvious– I had never met this kid before and had no desire to. Shortly after that picture was taken I saw that he was ‘talking’ to this girl, just spittin’ P-Nazi game all over the place.. it was terrible I had to call in the towel boy just to dry her off. Anyway about 20 minutes later I leave with the chick he was trying to pick up and the friend she came with. I live close so they drive me back to my place- We do our thing for a little over an hour and I walk them out to the car, get her digits, you know the usual. Now right before the girl I f*cked got in the car, she starts saying that she feels like she’s on drugs, ‘I think I’ve been drugged’.. So I offer some water; or to crash at my place (to avoid a DUI) but her friend is good to drive so she takes the wheel. Two nights later I get a call from this lady saying she was with Tucson Police Department investigating a possible date rape situation. I told the ‘officer’ that her friend was with us the entire time, and I do mean the entire time– in my room with us during (and no the 3 way didn’t happen– felt her up during but that’s about it.. she was faithful to her boy, big up) so the friend vouched for me on what happened and everything’s cool, besides the fact I feel bad for the girl. Now a few weeks later I’m looking back at that pic thinking that guy is for sure on some kinda downer, put two and two together and I definitely think P-Nazi here dropped something in her drink. Now, it seems like you’re quite the sage for your age Nik, so I was also wondering if there is a next step what it would be and wanted to verify this is the P-Nazi.

Yes sir that is P-Nazi and feeling up someone who has a boyfriend isn’t cheating… pre-med students do it all the time.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like P Nazi was at the Most Interesting Man in the World Show this past week. Or in his case the Most Deflated Man in the World. Can’t someone loan this guy some roids? Oh how the not so mighty have fallen.

He fluctuates so bad in the Dale. P-Nazi I heard your residence is trying to boot you. Get a job.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Pnazi is a fat glob of crap. Check out that side-blubber in this picture. For how much I hear this guy is at the gym, he can’t seem to cut that baby fat. I wonder if he’s beaten this girl (? she/he might have a greg) yet, or if she has beaten him? Ew, gross, eat a sandwich, Skeletor.

That shim is definitely a dude… P-Nazi only dates the ones that can fight back now, it turns him on.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, P Nazi has jumped on the bandwagon of doing the duckface. He keeps his lips pursed at all times when he walks around just in case someone might snap a photo of him. Word on the street is that he has met with several Scottsdale plastic surgeons to see if he can get his lips permenatly puckered like this. None of them will do it citing “we always like our “after” pictures to look better than our “before.” He now plans to head down to Nogales to see if he can get done.  Is this good for his career?

I think it is a great move considering he has a world famous face and if he changes it he can hide out better.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, P-Nazi has hit rock bottom. His “business” is crumbling and his father doesn’t want to give any more cash to his money toilet of a son. His hundred dollar a month office/closet is actually a coatroom, where P-Nazi stole the classic P-Coat jacket from. Pnazi’s latest business moves include providing printing services which he still manages to lose his dad’s money. His apartment at the Optima is trashed, and he is going to try to skip out on paying for it and continue skating through life as a self-proclaimed website guru. When you see him out in public, try to notice the shame in his face.

It is tough being a celebrity in Scottsdale.  So many highs and lows for P-Nazi with everyone in this town coming up to him asking if he is P-Nazi, judging and staring.- nik