THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl thinks she’s the life of the party, she’s got all the guys following her around eating out of the palm of her hand or at least she thinks so. She’s a wanna be raver and is all about house music. Even though guys like her, she’s a cold hearted heart breaker, all she does is party smoke and rave. She’s a total b*tch with ice in her veins.

She just wants her thighs to go away, she’s under the perception that all ravers are skin n bones….boy is she wrong.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Paige Ehrlich. She’s a lying cheating druggie who cheats on evry guy you can imagine. she went from broh*e to slootty white trash&her idea of having fun is f*cking evry guy in her view & rolling on all drugzz possible. this b*tchhhhh is wack & needs to be taken down.

I think Bro H*e and white trash are pretty much the same thing.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This Wolverine wanna-be is the biggest wh*re I know! “T-DUB” loves hitting on the fatties that are desperate and hungry. He is into the dirty sanchez rusty trombone kinds of things. Girls watch out cause this “MAN” is a male version of Jenna Jameson.

Last I checked Porn Stars were not fat and hairy.-nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, i hate this b*tch. Around town and back for seconds already, and shes only a freshman. I see a future in the adult film industry for this one, but only for people who have a fetish for retards…handicaps if u will. Nik coronado is big place, but shes been slowly working her way through, top floor on down. She just looks dirty. There are alot of worthy people on The Dirty, and i promise you this hoe could go story for story with any of em. She deserves a spot…culd be a hall of famer one day.

Her hair color matches her make up, dudes must not be able to see that through their beer goggles.- nik