THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chicago has hit a new low as the Landan Twins aka Shomos made the cover of Time Out Chicago.
Glad to see Time Out Chicago supports drug use.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so I was working backstage at the Spring Awakeningg Music Festival this past weekend, and who do I run into? Your favorite day-glow trend-setting Twins from the Chi. I saw a golden opportunity, so I walk up and say, “you two look ridiculous, come take a picture with my friend Sunny.” The picture speaks for itself, and I knew that you Nik, and the rest of the DA would get a kick out of this one.
Triple dose of Gay. The Shomos (short homos) need to die already.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I was reading my FB feed and found this gem. Aren’t these the 2 squirrely jockey-sized brothers that were submitted regularly back in the day? Regardless, it’s good to see that Oompah Loompahs are following in the footsteps of Jamaica and fielding their very own Winter Olympic team. Kudos to them. Hell, I didn’t even know that Light Saber Swallowing had become an official Olympic sport.
I smell a self post Shomo more like Snomo—whatever these fruitcakes names are..lol–Gayden
These drug addicts are still alive?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how is it that these two orange little trolls haven’t popped up on your site in a couple of years? These little munchkins are still running around the Chicago scene in there peacocking bright ass ugly ass clothes. I saw them weasel their way past the bathroom line at the Eddie Vedder show on Wed night, then they apparently got to meet EV (f*ckers)…they are glowing orange. What is going take to make them go away?
I think one of them is shrinking.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was lucky enough to snap this shot of the Landon losers at the pool last weekend. After noticing a girl sitting spread eagle from across the pool, these three creepishly made their way in their direction. Playing lifeguard with their whistle necklaces and matching watches, I had the pleasure of watching them fail with their pickup lines. Sipping on Mai Tais and letting their guts hang, I heard them say “Do you girls want some chips?” Needless to say, the girls promptly laughed in their faces. Keep trying, fellas.
I thought they were identical twins, why is one gut bigger than the other?- nik
**Rookies: Shomos stands for Short + Homos.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Alright Nik, so I’m enjoying a gorgeous afternoon at a rooftop in wrigley and guess who I see strolling up the stairs 1/2 of the shomos. This dbag was texting the entire game as you can see from the pictures where as most people are getting tanked and watching the game…what a douche!
He was probably dropping off his backpack for a drug deal.- nik