THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Thickness is in New York.  If you are smart, you know exactly what she is doing there.  Anyway, it looks like she got dumped by her boyfriend and is very upset about it.  What I wanted to remind her, is that she will always be #2 and her man’s next girl will not be a downgrade.  Just like she was #2 behind Scooby Snack for years.

Why doesn’t she go after black athletes? She has the perfect body for it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to know what is going on here in this terrifying photo Thickness posted on her Facebook. I noticed the lips were larger, then they started getting more and more larger, and now it is larger than that of a fish. I would imagine this means more clients to finance the syringes of Juvederm it takes to achieve this “pout” but I have to wonder if the need for these larger than life lips is to conceal the missing teeth in her mouth. Help me, and us all, understand this phenomenon Nik.

The upper lip should never be larger than the bottom lip. Very unattractive and forced… makes me think a woman is terrible in bed when I see sh*t like this. I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Thickness use to be so hot!!! Now she looks terrible and has gained so much why would she do this to herself? Whats to come of her life? Do you think she can make a turn around? I’m honestly curious to see where she’s gonna be in 5 years. She’s getting to old and fat to be a little blonde Vegas escort barbie partying every night.

She looks a little shiny in the nostril area.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, I really can’t believe Sarah Scheller aka Thickness is STILL in a relationship with Bryan Denis (aka that dude with the creepy eyebrows). How the F did she get a boyfriend? Is he new to town? Does he not realize his girlfriend is literally a wh*re? I just don’t understand how any dude could be cool with wifing up an escort, especially one as well-known as Thickness. Do you think this was all strategic because Scooby Snack now has a boyfriend? I feel you will provide answers that will explain everything.

These girls are on the clock. They need to settle and have a baby with the right guy who can pay good child support.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Thickness lately.  Looks like the girl is taking your advice and dropping that weight.  She is going to look amazing this summer.  Skinnier is key and it looks like she is wearing a lot less make-up, which allows her natural beauty to be shown.

I only see a 10% change for the better.- nik