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Travolta Got Himself Some New Girls

January 20, 2012 Dallas, Hollywood, The Dirty, Travolta 60

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like Travolta got himself a some new porta pottys.. I need real dirt on these new victims anyone know anything juicy about them? I know their names but that’s about it Cortny, Kassie, and Cicole. I think they all look beat except for the fake ginger, her body still needs major work I’ve seen cellulite on those thunder thighs… This small guy needs to get less manly looking “models”.. so nik would you with any of these? -DA Strong!

Glad to see that Travolta is still in the game.- nik

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Travolta’s Shopping Day

September 15, 2009 Dallas, The Dirty, Travolta 24

Travoltas shopping day

Travoltas shopping day

THE DIRTY ARMY: Is travolta at the sex store getting advice?

What is with the camera?  Is he shooting a porn… this is not good for the Travolta name.- nik

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Travolta’s Club Rat

July 15, 2009 Dallas, Travolta, Would You? 48

Travolta's Club RAT

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Travolta does, would you?

Answer: No, her nose is almost as big as his, although I’m sure he has a bigger chest than her.

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Shim Water?

May 15, 2009 Dallas, TCU, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, Travolta 9

True Alien of Dallas?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it seems like Travolta’s models just seem to be getting worse and worse!! WTF is that turquois thing on the right???

When will the FDA step in and prevent that water from more turning more girls into Shims?

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Algae Levels Are On The Rise!!

May 1, 2009 Dallas, Travolta 9

lake algae levels are on the rise!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there is an epidemic going on in the lakes around dallas…….the algae and bacteria are making dudes turn for the gays…on a side note i wanted to say that im fairly sure that REAL SGM dont ever touch shirtless noodles skin to skin.

Travolta loves the stench. Maybe that’s why his company is called Small Guy Music.- nik

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Small Guy Travolta

April 16, 2009 Dallas, The Dirty, Travolta 24


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was at the Nickelback Concert in Dallas and ran into Travolta! He was kind enough to give me one of his business cards. Didn’t know if you had seen one or not. :) Enjoy!

Is he referring to his Greg?- nik

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Travolta’s BUFF Water Video

April 9, 2009 Dallas, The Dirty, Travolta 37

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wow, here’s a video of Travolta endorsing Buff Water….

What does Buff Water have to do with the Travolta family or +2′s?- nik

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Your Boy Travolta

April 3, 2009 Dallas, Travolta 9

Your Boy Travolta

THE DIRTY ARMY: Your boy travolta is coming up. Not the vampire we thought he was.

Remember when Guyliner was cool?- nik

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