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You Heard It First On TheDirty.com, Mitt Romney Is Hiding His Friendships

October 3, 2011 Dirty Politics, Las Vegas, Sacramento, The Dirty, Uncle Chuck, Washington DC 22 8,145 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since you are the new media source for breaking national stories… how about this little secret you have been hiding. Everyone in the world is looking for DIRT on squeaky clean Mitt Romney so what better place to break the news than TheDirty.com. Nik, your dirty celeb “Uncle Chuck”, Chuck Peterson was college roommates with Mitt Romney. If anyone knows Uncle Chuck than you would know he is a PARTY MACHINE and should be dead already. Uncle Chuck is one of Mitt’s biggest campaign supporters (the campaign funds are hidden through Mr. Peterson’s ex-wife). I wonder what the world will think of Mitt Romney once this news comes out.

Yeah, Uncle Chuck is not a good look for Mitt Romney and Politico before you start blowing me up just call anyone in Las Vegas if you need information on Chuck Peterson.- nik

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38 Year Old Creep

June 14, 2011 Edmonton, Uncle Chuck 25 7,418 Views

38 Year Old Creep

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This here is Kevin. He is in charge of all of the accounts for money in the Frog Lake reserve. He is a 38 year old gay guy who sleeps around and thinks that his sh*t doesnt stink because he can get whatever he wants from anyone by paying them. My boyfriend left me for this guy, because he thought that gettting his d*ck sucked by him for cash every day is better than being with a girl that actually cares for him. Kevin has been with an underage guy, he would follow my boyfriend around to make sure that he isnt hanging around me because he thinks that im “competition”, and oh yeah, did i mention that my boyfriend was 21 when he left me for Kevin? Yeah pretty crazy story. He also let 8 people crash all over his small condo because Harley (my bf), wanted them over, and Harley was practically Kevins little bitch all because he got handed everything. This guy is scum, and will f*ck up your life. Watch out, and dont take it if he offers you money. All youll do is get his mouth sores. He will manipulate you and make you a little bitch just like Harley..

Are you admitting to having a 3way relationship with this guy and your ‘boyfriend’…why?- nik

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Uncle Chuck Is Living The American Dream

June 11, 2011 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Uncle Chuck 5 5,405 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge DA fan for a very long time. I’m pretty sure that is Uncle Chuck but wanted to ask you and double check on that. That guy is truly living the American dream and we should all be jealous of him.

Yes, that is Uncle Chuck behind Lil John’s hat. My Uncle is single and looking for trim.- nik

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Wannabe Model

March 22, 2011 Cincinnati, Uncle Chuck 80 7,960 Views

Wanna be model WHORE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Sophia Sunyak. She wants to be a model so bad but doesn’t realize she is too chubby to do it. I’m sorry but I’ve seen your never-ending rolls of fat, and everyone else can see your fat wobbly upper arms and thighs. She is also the biggest pussy you will ever meet, she will talk sh*t behind your back but if you confront her she will act like she doesnt know what you’re talking about. This sl*t loves weed so much she named her dog ganja. Really? I’m tired of your ugly face in every picture I see, seriously you’re not even remotely cute, you unfortunate fuck. And please stop f*cking everyone, its disgusting. Your mouth has tasted too many d*cks.

I didn’t know it was possible to have cellulite on your calves.- nik

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Typical Maple Ridge Ghetto Chick

March 3, 2011 Uncle Chuck, Vancouver 20 7,228 Views

typical maple ridge ghetto bitch.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nicolette Gordon is a train wreck-fat ass-brown nosing-lound mouth-puking-in-a-bucket-and-posting-it-on-facebook-like-shes-cool-or-something-douche bag-wh*re. Climax is her fave hang out, probly because its as dirty as her and she feels at home. Shes nice to your face then turns around and runs her mouth about you to anyone and everyone. Basically a typical maple ridge ghetto b*tch.

Obviously a place called that is her favorite hang out.- nik

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