Winner: Udders

Winner: Brock’s Chick Ex-BFF

Winner: Roller Girl

Winner: Leper

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I keep forgetting to submit the dirt on Unicorn. Did you not know she went to your alma mater, MVHS? She has been with this guy since then. I am not sure if they are boyfriend and girlfriend but she has been stringing him along for a long time. He was on the football team there also. Not quite Sanchez, but he was on the team.

Weird, I hung out with Unicorn one night during christmas break and she never mentioned him.  I like her more now.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m a huge fan of The Dirty and after I saw a post I couldn’t resist submitting this.  The pink bird that’s the Unicorn’s sidekick is a girl named Dakota.  I went to high school with her, and I f*cking hate this girl.  She’s a spoiled oil heiress brat, and she’s super sl*tty.  She’s from Dallas, but she goes to USC now.  I obviously don’t talk to this b*tch, but I know from her Facebook that she parties all the time, has gotten a boob job, and cheers at USC, all of which probably have made her even more of a b*tch.  I just thought I should let you know about her.  PS she is the pirate.

Her face is as wide as her stomach.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, the unicorn is at it again, and she has a new sidekick, the pink bird.

Unicorn, you are not aging very well.  You were a lot better looking last semester.  I decided.- nik

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