Wednesday 19th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

March Madness: Round 1 – DC Favorites And Legends Bracket

March 21, 2013 Elvira, Leper, The Dirty, The Shining, Zed 44 84,330 Views

ZEDvsTheShin

March Madness Round 1: Zed vs. The Shining

  • ZED (black top) (51%, 4,730 Votes)
  • The Shining (red leopard) (49%, 4,502 Votes)

Total Voters: 9,232

ElviraVsLeper

March Madness Round 1: Elvira vs. Leper

  • Elvira (REFUND Gap) (94%, 8,388 Votes)
  • Leper (black top) (6%, 539 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,927



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This Is 100% Your Fault Nik Richie

December 31, 2012 The Dirty, Vancouver, Zed 473 1 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ever since you started posting about how fat Elyda is and having her on your radio show she has lost soooo much weight.  I use to be in love with her for a few reason, she was thick, had those monster boobs and such a pretty face.  I don’t feel the same about her any longer and only have you to blame.  I’m positive The Dirty Army feels the same way.

Zed looks much better (Click here to see the evolution of Zed/Utters). See everyone on the other side… 2013!!!- nik



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Did Zed Lose Too Much Weight

November 5, 2012 The Dirty, Vancouver, Zed 39 8,325 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so apparently Zed/Udders/Elyda has lost weight. She posts about it on her blog constantly. So what do you think Nik?  I think she looks way too skinny and maybe has lost too much weight.  Her boobs were what made her and now they look like they are gone.

She shouldn’t have gotten her lips done. They are way too distracting from her virginity.- nik



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Beach Bod Zed

August 19, 2012 Newport, Udders, Vancouver, Zed 4 7,270 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Desiree aka Zed aka Udders has been hitting it hard trying to lose those lbs.  She just posted this picture of her progress, I think she’s looking mighty fine, too much fabric but hey beggers can’t be choosers.  She is hot n all but I don’t know why she never shows her bottom half!! don’t be self conscious, your perfect Gerl!!!.-Ladylover.

Her lips look off.- nik



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Udder Fail

August 9, 2012 The Dirty, Udders, Vancouver, Zed 25 8,408 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Eh nik., udders posted this online and commented to “come at her”…aight aight aight, I think that’s just what we should do.  Her glory days are over, you’ve put this superiority complex in her head being nice to her and not telling her how she really is, photoshop friendly!!  Take away photoshop and you take away everything she’s done which if I recall correctly is an online milk commercial and a couple vids shaking her chest. congrats dez you made it alright…remember where you came from UDDERS!! stop thinking you’r special you asked for this. don’t type stupid.

Wow! Zed has lost a lot of weight. Click Here to see what she use to look like.- nik



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Desiree Elyda Is Gorgeous

April 5, 2012 Vancouver, Zed 42 7,883 Views

Desiree Elyda is gorgeous

Desiree Elyda is gorgeous

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know where Desiree is from but once I saw her I couldn’t believe my eyes. I do know she’s an aspiring actress, and model whose been in some music videos. She might not have your ideal body type but look at that face. She would make beautiful babies. What do you say? Would you pro create with her?

She is from VanDirty.- nik



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