THE DIRTY ARMY: First time posting on your site Nik. I loved watching you guys on Couples Therapy. Anyway, I feel compelled to expose this self proclaimed “pocahantas” after she gave my best friend genital warts. She’s slept with most of Greenville which is why she moved to new teritory in Raleigh to spread the love. Her name is Camille Elizabeth Hall and usually goes by the name Cami. She caught warts from a 20k millionaire named Roy who is a fitness trainer in Greenville. The scary part is that she sleeps around without telling these guys she has it. My friend was devestated when he found out and cut all contact with her. She’s tried sleeping with his friends to get back at him but he’s told them about her secrets. She does hair in Raleigh and goes to the club about 5 nights a week. She weighs like 80 lbs and her body is that of an 8 year old boy. If you come in contact with her, please wrap it up. You’ll thank yourself you did. She’s also faked a pregnancy just to get money for an “abortion.” Yes David, she was never really pregnant, she used you to get that money. She’s scum Nik. Please put this trash on blast.

Without those ruffles her swimsuit would be getting eaten.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I hate to cause problems but this “girl” is on several online dating sites. She contacted me asked a series of questions and then had her “boss” (some crappy DJ) email me for some job interview. Whoever this girl really is…. Patrick Cooke ) has stolen her pictures and is using them to coerce girls meet him in a hotel room. Girls beware this is the same person!

Your not causing problems, your saving lives.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, this is Tyler. He is an old college friend of mine that lately has been acting really strange. I’ve walked in on him several times masturbating to gay porn. Which is cool I guess, do your thing man. Then one time he bent down to wipe something off the floor and I seen he was wearing a pink thong… which again, I just blew off. And finally, the strangest of them all, I found pics on his computer with him and other guys naked and playing around with dildos if you know what I mean. I didn’t know if I should throw up or give him advise on shaving his hairy ass. What should I do Nik? Confront him about these allegations or continue to brush it off until he gets an drd… again.

Brush it off, don’t wanna send any mixed signals, he may take it as an invitation.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is nasty, she’s a backstabbing b*tch, she drinks, smokes, and sleeps with the majority of the guys in her school, and she likes to steal peoples boyfriends, she moved to Delaware because everyone ganged up on her and she got scared and dropped out of school for her seventh grade year.. pathetic right?! She attempts to look like snooki on a daily basis, and did I forget to mention SHE’S ONLY THIRTEEN. Nik, what do you think about this girl?

I think she will try to get pregnant on purpose for MTV auditions. I hope her parents (if she has any) sees this. She NEEDS TO BE GROUNDED until the age of 16 or at least wear heavy sweaters.- nik