Tuesday 18th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Drake Cruz

June 14, 2013 Edmonton, Vancouver 204 7,406 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Drake Cruz another douchebag fresh out on parole from Vancouver. Working at the gym as a personal trainer. Lmao seriously this guys a joke. Running around all the time with a bevvy of new girls until they realize what a scumbag he is. This one is a straight up manipulator, always getting someone to do his bidding until they get sick of him. He cheats on his girlfriend openly with so called “Female friends” that he’s always keeping around. Not to mention he’s sick and twisted and has a serious knack for playing with little children at the gym. I swear he’s a pedophile everyone sees it, But the mother’s are to blinded because they think he’s a charming catch. The truth is he’s nothing but another drug dealer turned steroids dealer trying to make it in Edmonton. Constantly bragging about how big time he is reality check you’re a nobody except the newest steroid dealer. You’ll be back inside soon enough! The thing in the picture with him is also posted on here. (See planet of the apes)

Didn’t we just out that thing with him as a tranny..  Someone update.- nik



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Quest to 100

June 13, 2013 Edmonton 29 5,511 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Dean Sneddon a dirty sleazy guy from vancouver island now living in Edmonton AB. Adopted into a rich family as a baby, dean grew up thinking he was the best of the best. classic highschool asshole. Now living in Edmonton he’s 25 and still acts like he’s in highschool but can’t stop saying he’s so mature and going so far in life. Well he needs a wakeup call. He’s 25 and hes made sex into a sport for fun his number is somewhere in the low 80′s he was sleeping with a good friend of mine (number 79) always saying they were exclusive… sure… in the last 2 weeks of their “Exclusiveness” he slept with 6 other girls!! including two of his ex’s Alana Skrodolis and Jodi Jaidyn. I would certainly go get tested if you’ve come across him at any point in Edmonton. He loves Jullios on Whyte, Earls downtown Padio and a late night at any gentlemen’s club. He’s sleep with anything that walks on two legs and has blonde hair. But watch out because he’s very manipulative and talks about everyone including the best of his friends behind their backs. He’s had drd twice and c**dia once so i’d stay away from this one girls just a heads up. Feel free to send in complaints to his work GT’s Oilfield hauling!! He used to bring my friend on hotshot rides with him right onto rig locations which is illegal! Just imagine if shell had found out. He woulda lost his job so fast he wouldn’t have been able to blink.



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Planet of the Apes

June 12, 2013 Edmonton 158 5,986 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: I don’t even know where to begin with this one. This wannabe tattoo artist is another deadmonton loser working at Little Buddha. This girl looks like a monkeys ass and I swear she’s actually a he. She’s a drunk and addicted to all sorts of drugs. Bipolar, lies about everything, obsessive compulsive. Claims to be a lesbian yet sleeps with every guy that moves. I used to be friends with her until she slept with my ex boyfriend. She takes money from clients as a hold for appointments and then never does the tattoos or gives the money back. She’s also recently gotten a DUI so we know how classy this one is. She’s pushing 30 and doing Nothing with her life. But realistically I dont think anyone knows if this is male or female. Marina you are Disgusting! Nik would you do this Planet of the Apes face model??

She looks homeless.- nik



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Feel For This Girl

June 12, 2013 Edmonton 10 6,721 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Miranda…. Sexy hot sweet heart. Kevin Dezan her husband is fucking around on her with Lynn Patten, Have been for some time. She needs better.

This post should have been of the cheaters, not the cheatee.- nik



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LG Creeper Mike

June 12, 2013 Edmonton 9 8,949 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik! I’ve been DA strong for the past few years and love what you do for people! I need you to let edmonton and area know about this scum bag! This is micheal Wasylyshyn. Or ” dishes” as he calls himself. He is 24 years old and still living in his grandparents basement. He has been freeloading off them since they won the lottery a few years ago. Pathetic hey? It gets worse. He is known around sturgeon county as the creep he lures in little girls. When he was 21 he dated a 16 year old for over a year and constantly tricked and took advantage of her. They broke up when he raped her at a party.He has since moved on to younger girls. He was taken to court because he slept with a 14 year old and her dad found out. He somehow got away with it and is back to smoking weed with his 17 year old friends and going after little high school girls. Someone needs to put him in his place, this guy should be in jail.Grow up and find a girl your own age.

This guy is gold! I wonder what train he’ll hop on next..- nik



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Karma Won’t Forget This One

June 12, 2013 Edmonton 37 6,327 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik, this lady here goes by the name of Allison Marie Blandin, as well as Allie Marie Bee and I believe that a specimen as filthy as this needs to grace the pages of your lovely website. This slung pig has been most recently seen in Fort Saskatchewan, amd I’m sure Parts of Edmonton as well. She comes to us in disgust from the City of Red Deer where she cried afoul, accused one man of rape and had him charged due to the fact that her guilt would not allow her to admit to her BFF that she fcked her BFF’s boyfriend . Said boyfriend may have been slumming fairly low on account of fuckkng her while committed, but surely did not deserve to be arrested and charged with such a crime for simply cheating, costing him thousands in legal fees, much respect from circles of peers and all the other things that come with such a charge being attached to ones life. Thank goodness all charges were withdrawn and dismissed in court after nearly two years of bullshit for said fellow. It doesn’t stop there, it goes far deeper. This Slopwhore’s tale could reach the bottom of the Grand Canyon and go further still. Her docket includes not only false allegations of rape, but includes home wrecking, as a few years prior to calling the rape wolf she found herself altering her life in many ways to be more in touch with her affair of sleaze going on with the man across the street. Once said affair had destroyed her and the man across the streets marriage as well as her own she proceeded to neglect her children that she claimed to be raising and start doing lots of Pepsi at any chance she could, as well as drinking like a filthy whore on almost any day that ended in Y. The neglect since then has led to a decision made to award custody to the father after yet another legal battle where she once again played the role of innocent victim. Their father is a well deserving man that wanted nothing more than whet he got. The children reside with him, who happens to be a parent that nurtures and love them very much, rather than with a manipulating Pepsi whore, who likens the kids more as pawns to be used in her cunty games. This hog has also recently fucked over others far south as Lethbridge, where she cried wolf once again. This time rather than sticking in the rape card she went forward with a simple assault instead, hoping odds may run better on this side of the assault charge. Unfortunately for her and fortunately for him, again the charges were dropped, much sooner in this instance than in the prior rape case previous. While down in southern Alberta she also went in full character to steal money of the cash variety from aforementioned BFF, who in light of everything with said former boyfriend had been big enough to forgive her and welcome her into her home so she could “restart her life and get back on track” While she was “back on tracking” herself she continued to fuck whatever would rattle her filthy chain. Then after disappearing from BFF’s house as a mystery amount of cash did the same she against sunk claws almost as deep as her cunt into new Boyfriend. Once she had nowhere left to turn and nowhere else to go she faked a lame assault of a physical mature on new boyfriend so as to provide herself once again with a pity pot pass so she could return to Fort Saskatchewan with family members to sympathize with her shitty luck. Back to the town that held many a drugged night, hanging with Pepsi, tales of group sex, swapping partners, and even so nasty a fisting, whisk she claimed to enjoy. (I wouldn’t doubt that for a minute, sling pigs don’t get their name for nothing right? She can be spotted and identified easily by her nastiness, her terrible tattoos as seen in pictures, most noticeably on her thick neck, and by the trail of people behind her that want vengeance in her wake. One who was always busy doing whatever she could to destroy whoever’s life she touched may now possibly sit at a point where her ignorance has come to a halt. Dirty fans beware of this one. She has no clue how far down she has gotten, and never stops to consider the impact she has upon all these people. Karma is a bitch, or so they say, but we need her to be met with the grace and hostility of 10,000 karm’s all at once. Cheers to all, and don’t forget her lessons purveyed.

She musta started to grow a gobble (on account of the tat).- nik



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