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Is Jameis Winston Telling The Truth

April 30, 2014 Dirty Athletes, FSU, Tallahassee, The Dirty 102

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Florida State quarterback and reigning Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston was issued a civil citation after sheriff’s deputies say he walked out of a supermarket without paying for $32 worth of crab legs and crawfish.  Winston ordered the food at the deli in a Tallahassee, Fla.-area Publix on Tuesday night. After receiving the order, he left the store without paying.  The employees called the cops and they went to his apartment where he admitted that he had left the store because he totally forgot to pay for them.  Personally, I think the kid totally did it on purpose.  He is so full of himself and most likely considers himself a God because of his athletic abilities and for sure a a future multi-millionaire.  Hopefully this is a wake up call cause it seems like the rape accusations didn’t phase him one bit.

This is why I always tip heavy at Joe’s Crab Shack. You never know.- nik

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Transgender loving football player

April 29, 2014 Dirty Athletes, FSU, Miami 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: His name is Torrai Vega and we met on meet me . We were talking for about 2 months, and all of a sudden he curses me out and says he doesnt want to talk to me any more . So he wanted to pay me for sex and I said he didnt have to pay that I would do it for free because im not for sale. So he had been sending me pics of him doing very sexually perverse acts. So I saved the pics and now Im posting them online for him to get back and for you all to view. He is a real piece of shit and he is a college football player from florida and he is disgusting. And he has a little penis , what a disapointment with all of those muscles he has.

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Jameis Winston Is The Best Athlete Since Bo Jackson

February 27, 2014 Dirty Athletes, FSU, The Dirty 67


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on Tuesday the Yankees played the Florida State baseball team and all the pro’s like Derek Jeter were all over Jameis Winston.  But I still don’t get it, the dude raped some girl and everyone is already forgetting about it.  I guess when you are the best athlete since Bo Jackson to come around, doesn’t matter what you do.  I love AMERICA.

I told you this already. Championships make all crimes go away.- nik

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FSU’s Own Sorority Racist Slut Chelsea

February 18, 2014 Dirty Greeks, FSU, The Dirty 470

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chelsea and she is a certified whore! On top of f*cking a bunch of Pike bros at FSU she is also a major racist. Some of these girls twitter posts are astonishing. For someone that got into a good school I can’t believe how ignorant she is. Dressing up in blackface, openly dropping the N word, making fun of blacks every chance she gets. Did I mention she also has a massive Pepsi habit? Someone needs to put her in her place and let her know whats good. What do you think Nik?

Wow, someone needs to take this girl on a vacation to Oakland.- nik

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Michael Montoya The Woman Beater

February 14, 2014 FSU, Tampa 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: This ass goof right here is Michael Montoya a harmless student by day and cock sucking woman beater by night. He is known by many people by the name of Dakota (but the only name that really suits him is TROLL THE F*GGOT MCGOOF)he haunts little girls nightmares and is the man which everyone warned you to stay away from. Unless of course you enjoy being beaten to a bloody pulp by a hungry hungry 10 ton elephant. This pussy fudge packing fa**ot has beat on not one, not two, not even three woman, but six! that’s right! six! “He’s climbin’ in your windows, he’s snatchin’ your people up, tryin’ to rape ‘em. So y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause he’s rapin’ everybody out here.” He put my sister in the hospital by throwing her down two stair cases and beating her with his faggot ass steel toe boots! This PREDATOR is nothing but a gay ass coward who’s bending over for every butt pirate sissy fudge packer in the entire state of FLORIDA! And if he isn’t beating woman you can sure guarantee that we will be smothering them to the near brink of death with all his hungry hungry hippo rolls on that nasty greasy body of his. Truth is girls if you want a man that will drown you in his sweat and grease from his wide load fat lard or a man that will beat on you until him and his anal assassin buddies get their dip sticks shit stained here he is! Look no further!

Chokers = roids or emo. Both are overly sensitive and have violent mood swings.- nik

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FSU’s Delta Gamma Is Definitely Not The Hottest Sorority In America

February 2, 2014 Dirty Greeks, FSU, The Dirty 304


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so FSU’s Delta Gamma was voted one of the hottest Sororities in America…. Uhhh, what the hell?  I don’t even see one remotely hot girl in here, America, we can do better.

Why are their legs so buff?- nik

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Winning The Heisman Trophy Is A Pass To Commit Any Crime

December 16, 2013 Dirty Athletes, FSU, The Dirty 98


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was positive that after the alleged rape that there was no way FSU freshman Jameis Winston would win the Heisman Trophy…. well I was totally wrong.  You have been saying it forever Nik, if you do good in sports in America, we will basically forgive you and allow you to keep playing long as you are good and keep winning.  If FSU was not in contention for a national championship or he was a bench warmer… he would have gone to jail for rape… but fortunately for him, he can win games which in returns means do whatever the f*ck you want.

Only in America my friends. I blame Obama.- nik

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Jameis Winston’s Career Will Not Be Affected

November 25, 2013 Dirty Athletes, FSU, The Dirty 133


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so you already know Jameis Winston, he was the front runner for the Heisman Trophy until allegations have come forward that he raped a girl back in 2012.  The DNA matches and now Jameis lawyer is saying that the sex was consensual.  What do you think will happen?  Either way, he is a really good athlete in America, so I’m sure he will be fine and this will be swept under the rug… And why do black athletes not listen when a girl says no?

If you have talent… rape, murder and dogs don’t matter in professional sports.- nik

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