THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think about the FSU track team? I have a huge crush on Sage Watson, the blonde with blue eyes. I would marry her given the opportunity, not because she is going to be in the Olympics, but because her lips and features look so soft. I’m from Oregon so I’m not sure how I’m going to meet her, but I really believe she is my soulmate Nik, so if you can help me in anyway since I know you have a lot of connections. All I really need is her cell phone number, I already have her address, but I think I should call her first before I just show up.
I think you should just show up. Women love surprises.- nik