THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Florida State quarterback and reigning Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston was issued a civil citation after sheriff’s deputies say he walked out of a supermarket without paying for $32 worth of crab legs and crawfish. Winston ordered the food at the deli in a Tallahassee, Fla.-area Publix on Tuesday night. After receiving the order, he left the store without paying. The employees called the cops and they went to his apartment where he admitted that he had left the store because he totally forgot to pay for them. Personally, I think the kid totally did it on purpose. He is so full of himself and most likely considers himself a God because of his athletic abilities and for sure a a future multi-millionaire. Hopefully this is a wake up call cause it seems like the rape accusations didn’t phase him one bit.
This is why I always tip heavy at Joe’s Crab Shack. You never know.- nik