THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Nick Burdock in all his glory. Is he cute? Absolutely. Charming? Oh, very charming. Is he a worthless piece of dirt? You better believe it. Nick Burdock prides himself on his ability to pick up women and getting them to suck his supposedly huge dick. This is all well and fine, except for the girly, emotional bullshit he will also try to snare you with. Nick would never be content with just fcking and chucking – no, he needs to make sure you’re good and attached. Why, you ask, don’t girls just dump him? Well, we do. But then he comes crawling back, grovelling and begging for forgiveness, which begins the vicious cycle all over again.
Ladies, be warned. Nick is scum. He has absolutely no fashion sense, he gives terrible head, and the crowning jewel – hes 21 and still lives at home with Mommy and Daddy, because this little bitch is too spoiled to live in the real world where he might have to pay bills and make his own bedtime snacks. Keep breast feeding, boo. Let me know when your mama runs dry.