THE DIRTY ARMY: So, heres one for you Nik. JUSTIN DAUB. He is one of hamiltons dirty pigs. Food all over the house, dishes in the sink, garage all over its just bad. He is so lazy that he had a jug on the top floor of his apt for pissing in because he was to lazy to go down a flight of stairs to the bathroom. Hes so desperate for pussy that he goes down to Tim Hortons near Hess Village to try to pick up the girls leaving hess. His house is so infested with cockroaches and bedbugs. He cant get or keep a steady job because he cant read or write. He smokes alot of weed, use to ask his girlfriend for money and did\’nt pay her back the day he said he would have it back. Even when he had a girlfriend he still hit on girls and shit.. all and all he’s a dirty pig and disgusting… he always has dirty clothes and showers only every 3-6 or more months. He is HAMILTONS NUMBER ONE DIRTY.