THE DIRTY ARMY: So this here is Stefanie keen. She’s living the life working at tim hortons and going out to eat and party every night. She gained atleast 100 lbs in 2 years and she thinks she’s hot shit. She talks shit about everyone behind their backs, including her supposed “BFF” Allison. I don’t need to here how disgusting your friend looks get over it! Stefanie has a beard growing in, which makes the double chin even more appealing so she must be excited about that! She’s always out at restaurants getting drunk, eating (obviously) and attempting to hit on men out of her league (so basically every guy). When she goes to the clubs she can’t get a guy to dance with her other than Indian men, which come to think of it…. Aren’t cows gods to them? Must be why they’re attracted to her. She’s 20 and still has a curfew. You’re a big girl stefanie ..literally, you should start acting like it. Oh btw, stefanie if you see this, wash your snatch because I can smell you WAY more than I’d ever like to, close your legs and take a shower. God I wish I didn’t have to play nice around you. I hate having to be around you.