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Jedaprin Beats

November 25, 2014 Edmonton, Hamilton 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i’m sure you’ll get a good chuckle from this one.. I mean, he is just a giant joke. Meet Jeff Perrin, self proclaimed “money maker” and owner of a “bfc”, which stands for big French cock. Classy, right? He’s absolutely disgusting, his face looks like it got hit repeatedly with a sledgehammer, and his teeth look like a bucket full of broken beer bottles. He’s absolutely revolting, and I’m sure he’s never heard of a toothbrush. He’s constantly talking about him getting tons of money, for doing what, you may ask? Oh, why, Jeff’s favourite pastime is using his rent money to buy cheap jewelry and ‘precious’ stones and try to turn a profit from that. Does he actually ever do so? No more than 10 dollars profit… Ever. He’s creepy pathetic.. His favourite people to date are woman who have experienced severe emotional trauma… That way he can try to control them. He’s violent towards woman, AND a rapist! Unfortunately, those just DARLING qualities haven’t stopped him from getting a girlfriend, although he isn’t loyal to her whatsoever, and she knows that.. He’s also a ‘father’, and I’m using that term very veeeery loosely. His poor son has an abusive mother and a psychotic, neglecting dad whom he had to live with full time. Jeff would let his 2/3 year old run around for hours before getting his disgusting, smashed-asshole looking face out of bed. He never buys his son anything, and he treats him like complete shit. I wish CAS would take him and find him a family who will love him and feed him proper food, unlike Jeff. As the parent with primary custody, he also left his child in Hamilton so he could fuck off to Alberta for a couple of months with his girlfriend, so they could make ‘lots of money’… Needless to say, they’re back here just as broke as before. Please expose this welfare trash, piece of shit father for who he truly is. Truth be told, he’d probably love the attention.



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Serial Baby Daddy

November 25, 2014 Hamilton 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this piece of shit is Mitch Bokstein.He hails from Grimsby, but he has lived in different cities,including Hamilton, getting hammered and fcking anything that walks.He has no respect for women and has been heard boasting about his past of degrading and abusing them.He has one child he helps take care of, and he somehow thinks that entitles him to pretend to be a good guy, meanwhile he has another kid from a different relationship that he doesn’t even care about, despite “trying” to do the right thing for most of the pregnancy.Other than that, who knows how many kids this guy has, given that he doesn’t use protection and rumour has it he either drugs girls or keeps buying them drinks so they get too fucked up to know what’s going on. He’s an abusive asshole and needs to be put on blast.If you or anyone you know comes across this guy, run the fuck away. I haven’t even dished half the shit I know about this guy. He currently lives in Milton, putting up a front of being a decent person for his girlfriend and her rich family.



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Amber Ashley Nicole

November 25, 2014 Hamilton 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: WELL AMBER N ASHLEY MCKIGHT ARE THE MOST DIRTIEST GIRLS IN HAMILTON THEY KEEP PUTTING INNOCENT GIRLS UP HERE WHO DONT DERSERVE TO BE TO TRY N GET THE ATTENTION OFF THEM THESE THEIR MOTHER PATRICIA IS ADDICTED TO PILLS N DRINKS N SMOKES WITH NEW BORN BABYIES IN THE CAR SINGING SONGS DOSNT DESTRACTED THE SMOKE GOING IN THEIR LUNGS N ALMOST KILLING THEM WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE PAY LETS ASHLEY ONE OF HER TWINZE FCK HER BLOOD UNCLE FOR DRUGS N SLEEP IN THE SAME BED THEY KISS LIKE THE IN A RELATONSHIP N THE MOTHER DONT CARE CAUSE SHE CHEATED N COULD BE THEIR REAL FATHER ALL THREE SISTERS R PROSTITUTES TO GET MONEY FOR THEIR DRUGS…NICOLE THERE AT 300 POND SISTER WORKS N SUPPLIES HER BF WITH HER HARD EARNING COKE MONEY MONEY SO HE CAN PARTY SHES THREATENED ME AN A FRIEND IF WE CALL CAS WE WILL BE KILLED N HAVE TEXES TO PROVE WITH WHEN THE DRUGS TESTS COMES OUT PEOPLE WILL FINALLY KNOW THE TRUTH THESE GIRLS GOT BED BUGS BIGGIES GRUBS I KNO I TRIED HELPIN THR GET THEIR KIDS BACK BUT THEY JUST USED ME THESE R ONE OF THE BIGGEST TRASH BAGS OF HAMILTON THEIR NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A STRIPPER



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Laura Smith

November 24, 2014 Hamilton 11

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you gotta post this. This ugly bitch right here is Laura M. Smith / Laura M. Hamilton. She’s from Townsend but was run out of town after banging some chicks boyfriend and giving him drd. This bitch is the dirtiest, most run down crackhead you\’ll ever see. She has two kids that CAS is going to take away because she neglects them to smoke weed, drink, snort oxy pills. Her whole family is trash. Long history of disgusting druggie psychotic behaviour. Laura is a prostitute too. She sold herself around Toronto years ago until the cops caught wind of it then she had to run back to Mommy and Daddy with her tail tucked between her legs. She lives in Hamilton now with some methhead named Manny Hamilton. Watch out for this one. She’s a crazy bitch.



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Sane Summerhays is a Scumbag

November 24, 2014 Hamilton 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: I met this guy on Tinder first of all.. I met this guy about a week ago when I was staying in Cambridge. He came to meet me. Everything seemed to be fine, till: …Till I told him I would be back in 2 weeks with my company. I had just got hired for a job and they gave me my schedule and I told him I would be back in 3 weeks.. He said “nobody works for 14 days straight, so you’re lying to me” CLEARLY, this man was not scared to show signs of anger. He then freaked out when I just got home from work & I wanted to put my phone away and relax, this guy made such a big fuss over nothing. So then I agreed to travel 140kms to meet this guy for a 2nd time. When I got there he took me to Timmies so he could use the wifi.. FINE! But he was on his phone the entire time. Then he for some reason got a hotel room (I think bc he wanted to lay down& more Tindering& wifi-ing around me, bc that’s literally what he did the WHOLE TIME. Then we ordered food, and had to order without him b/c I asked what he wanted and he was . Slow and inconsiderate.. then he got even more mad and called me disrespectful, Then he called me ignorant. I did not wake up early AM on my day ff to travel 140kms for this @sshole! The whole time we were in the room there was not 1min he didn’t have his phone pressed up in his face. He couldn\’t wait til the 3rd date to get mad? PROBLEMS Then by 7:30 he kicked me out of his room bc he wanted to be a manchild. @SS! He clearly has a gf based on fb but is on tinder..?



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Cheating Sloot of Hamilton

November 24, 2014 Hamilton 69

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tanina the hoe… This girl is a lying, backstabbing cheat. Who has no respect for her bf or herself. She has cheated with every single guy she has dated. She acts like she’s this really nice girl to everyone, and makes it seem like she actually cares about her bf. But in all reality. She used him for the past 4 years. Two years into her relationship with this great guy. She cheated on him with a 40 year old. When she was 21. She likes to f**k off with other guys, and talk sh*t behind her bf’s back about him. She will send nude pics and have online sex conversations with other guys while in a relationship. She has said, that she has daddy issues in the past. But we all know you have more then that for an issue. And just recently she left her bf of 4 years and cheated on him again for the past couple months, with this new guy Aaron Henry. Who is a piece of shit. And he cheated on his gf that he was with behind her back with Tanina, at the same time. They go around and act as if they were meant for each other and they told each other, that they love each other after a week of talking. They are both losers, and have no morals. And all they do is smoke weed in his garage and play video games. Oh, one last thing. This b*tch will probably have a kid in 9 months with this loser Aaron. So i will have an update for you guys when it gets here. And if this c*nt, selfish, cheating hoe reads this. You shouldn’t have left him. He is a great guy.



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Harley “Dirty” Worden

November 24, 2014 Hamilton 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this woman is the nastiest woman I have ever seen. She thinks she is hot and she thinks all the boys like her but really they don’t. They use her because its easy to spread her legs. She has 2 children who she doesn’t take care of, she has people take care of her children for her. Both her kids stink like piss, this woman is rancid. She never showers, and clearly doesnt bathe her kids. I want everyone to be warned about this downtown dirty trash.



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Fairy Type

November 24, 2014 Hamilton, Saskatoon 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, remember me? Kyle Kowalchuk and I’m back again to let Saskatoon know I’m dirtier than ever! My love life is a nightmare, I’m not very smart or good looking… or charming (I literally have no redeeming qualities) so girls just won’t give me a chance ( luckily I can have easy casual sex with any gay guy or transvestite in the city who can look past my Bobby looks and be impressed by my big penis. I can’t go a day without being stoned and yes, it’s true I’ve had lots of gay sex, and I mean lootts and lootts of gay sex, I even boned my new roommate Alex within 2 weeks of moving in after my last roommate kicked me out for throwing gay sex parties in his condo! But I still hold a candle that I may someday find the one (no fat chicks or non whites need apply) what do you think? Should I keep up the failed straight act, or just throw in the towel and keep on screwing any, and I mean any guy who will throw this dog a bone? Lol hope you like my pictures, I just love taking nude selfies for grindr and manhunt! Ya and be sure to read my grindr conversation where I give all the deets of one dirty night in a Frenchman. Heads up on the poop deck, we got incoming male!



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