Who Is This Beauty

April 16, 2014 Hamptons 0 7,844 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think I found the one. The one for me. I need to know who she is, and when I find out I will whisk her away to a life of luxury with nothing but saks 5th avenue and chanel. I’m BEGGING thedirty army for help! If anyone has any info on this perfect goddess, please let me know.



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Proud Stoner Loser Kelli Scott

March 16, 2014 Hamptons, The Dirty 164 107,506 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so this is Kelli Scott. I think she is a very pretty 20 year old but she really needs to get her sh*t together. Who posts this much weed on IG? Clearly she loves the attention because if she didn’t she wouldn’t need to take pictures. Every other picture is of her smoking weed or a video of her smoking weed…yeah you are pretty girl we all get it but one day you will not be. What will you do with that hooters job when you turn 30? Will she still be trying to work at hooters and smoke weed daily or get her shit together before then because looks fade.

I find it hard to believe that a medical marijuana store sells that much weed in a bag to one person.- nik



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What The Hell Happened To Howard Stern

February 26, 2014 Hamptons, Hollywood, Manhattan, The Dirty 192 113,147 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s like he has morphed into a 6′ 5 version of Rhea Perlman from Cheers. The guy starves himself by eating only fish and steamed vegetables and worries about how his “wide birthing hips” look in his John Varvatos skinny jeans. I mean the guy has lost so much weight he has a wider inner thigh gap than most 21 year old sexy women. How does a billionaire leave his 3 estates complete with homeless chic, oversized hefty trash bag looking leather jacket that is flared at the waist to emphasize his newly feminine hips. Then he goes on the air and is bragging how he recently lost 20 pounds, how his trophy wife Beth says he has a “six pack” for abs, yet refuses to admit that he has gotten plastic surgery on his face including a chin implant!

His show is no longer fun or funny. He has made up with all the people he ragged on for years including Rosie O’Donnel, Chevy Chase, Larry King, Ellen DeGeneres and Kathie Lee Gifford. Mr. Shock Jock even travels with a full time hair dresser named Toni who curls his hair! What 60 yr old man uses a curling iron on his wig, I mean, hair and brags about he is now taking calligraphy classes!  Please oh wise one Nik, give me insight on what has happened to this guy! Is it the money? The 2nd wife? Please tell me you will not turn into this as you continue to have success.

Nothing happened. Howard should of exited as a King ten years ago. Some guys just can’t let go… ego, attention and greed can kill a man.- nik



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Has Howard Stern Lost His Mind

November 26, 2013 Hamptons, Hollywood, The Dirty 100 100,626 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I got to ask, why does Howard Stern constantly shove his trophy whorse, I mean wife, Beth down our throats? She has said plenty of times she does not want to be famous. Yet she continues to host crappy show after crappy show on some God awful channel you can never locate on your system.

Just this past Friday night she hosted a gala for North Shore Animal League at a $1,000 a plate that attracted such Hollywood heavy weights John Stamos, Zach Braff, George Takei, Rachel Ray and Matt Lauer. And guess who else? Donald Trump’s least famous offspring Eric Trump who makes no secret of being a big game hunter and showing off his trophies of the most magnificent animals. Guess in Beth’s eyes its ok for animals to die so long as you deep pockets and your check doesn’t bounce when making a donation to her favorite 1 star rated charity.

And last but not least, Howard wishes everyone a happy Thanksgiving by tweeting out a picture of his three beautiful daughters only to be ruined by a topless Beth who is covering up her droopy B cups with her man hands. I just don’t get it. Do you have an explanation Nik? Surely if anyone does, it is you.

The picture seems very incestual to me.- nik



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I Once Was A Die Hard Howard Stern Fan

September 9, 2013 Hamptons, The Dirty 915 96,629 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So get this Nik. Former shock jock turned family friendly TV judge on AGT Howard Stern is now an Avid photographer. After being in radio 35 years and earning over one billion dollars he now is offering up a calendar feature his much younger trophy wife Beth in expensive dresses posing with rescue animals for $24.95 with all proceeds going to the North Shore Animal League shelter in the Hamptons. With the money they will be adding on a new $7 million wing to the shelter named Bianca’s Furry Friends, in tribute to their beloved bull dog that died last year. Not only are the photos horriboe, they are photoshopped beyond belief. Check out the image above for example. Notice the brilliant color of Beth’s dress and how she magically appears to be floating in mid air of not balancing on her tippy toes in those heels? Where are the shadows? Why are those heels so bright? Howard said on air that if every one of his fans buys just one calendar, the $7 million expansion project will be a success. I call BS on that. Howard doesn’t have nearly any fans today like he once did. The guy has done 5 live radio shows in the last 5 weeks! If he could afford to over pay $52 million for a third mansion in Palm Beach 3 months back, why doesnt he just pull the $7 million out of the cushions of his couches and pay for the project himself rather than peddling this crappy calendar on the public? What say you Nik?

I say… I’ve seen more professional looking pictures on Instagram. Howard stay in your lane.- nik



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People Love Her

February 19, 2013 Hamptons, The Dirty 86 72,678 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was wondering if you can help expose her flaws because no one else has your ability to do so.  I do agree that she is a very pretty girl, but as far as her being flawless, I don’t see it.

Is there any other pictures you can send besides her nose?- nik



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I Remember When Howard Stern Was Cool

February 11, 2013 Hamptons, The Dirty 2088 68,648 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, take a look at this video of Howard Stern now 59, and his trophy wife Beth (Horse face) who is 40. Playing in the snow and taking photos. What happened to this guy? I get such major douche chills when I watch this. How the mighty have fallen.  Nik, when you are that famous at his age, please don’t change yourself.

Beth actually looks amazing for her age.- nik



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Open Invitation To Jenny

August 21, 2012 Hamptons, The Dirty 38 8,549 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to see if you can help my buddy. He told me about the girl Jenny posted on your website the other day. I’m not sure what her deal is, single or married? I guess it doesn’t matter. My guy wants to meet her for the day. Jenny he will send a private jet to get you at any location. This is nothing sexual, just an invitation to lunch in the Hamptons. We are a cool group and I think you will enjoy my boys company, he is extremely smart and funny. I included his bank receipt so you know he is not some joker off the streets. Nik here is all our contact information, please pass it on to Jenny and her friends. Regards.

Jenny don’t do it. If the receipt said 100 million I would say go for it, but to me the number doesn’t look right.- nik

Also See: Jenny Will Become Famous Without This Stupid Website



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