THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was wondering if you can help expose her flaws because no one else has your ability to do so.  I do agree that she is a very pretty girl, but as far as her being flawless, I don’t see it.

Is there any other pictures you can send besides her nose?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, take a look at this video of Howard Stern now 59, and his trophy wife Beth (Horse face) who is 40. Playing in the snow and taking photos. What happened to this guy? I get such major douche chills when I watch this. How the mighty have fallen.  Nik, when you are that famous at his age, please don’t change yourself.

Beth actually looks amazing for her age.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to see if you can help my buddy. He told me about the girl Jenny posted on your website the other day. I’m not sure what her deal is, single or married? I guess it doesn’t matter. My guy wants to meet her for the day. Jenny he will send a private jet to get you at any location. This is nothing sexual, just an invitation to lunch in the Hamptons. We are a cool group and I think you will enjoy my boys company, he is extremely smart and funny. I included his bank receipt so you know he is not some joker off the streets. Nik here is all our contact information, please pass it on to Jenny and her friends. Regards.

Jenny don’t do it. If the receipt said 100 million I would say go for it, but to me the number doesn’t look right.- nik

Also See: Jenny Will Become Famous Without This Stupid Website

THE DIRTY ARMY: Did I say Anton, Im sorry im sorry, its Antoniooo.  This dumbass Russian thinks it sounds better.  Dudes name in anton syd, more life s*ph, which he has, don’t ask how I know.  he is a male model though so, i guess thats a given.  So I was given the distinct pleasure of hanging out with this numnuts for a day.  I don’t even know where to begin with this guy, he thinks he is god, he gives his “Antonio, I’m a model you idoit” advice about everything, out of blue, he’s just a moron.  So I didn’t remember/pay attention to most of this guys incoherent babble, I did however remember his pool tricks, aka dick tricks.  I Guess its always important to be sporting a mini chub in the fashion industry, before we headed out to the pool he ‘gave me his advice’ and started rubbing on his nuts, he says you’re guaranteed a chick if you walk around with your swimsuit outlining your dick.  I wish I was kidding.  he said it worked everytime (I did not partake).  Shocker when he went back to the hotel empty handed.  Thought you’d enjoy dick tricks with Antonio.  Also, no surprise I found pics of his dick tricks on his facebook (I did not nor would not take a picture of a wang).  YnWnR.

This guy looks like a legend. I want to know more… I haven’t seen greatness like this since The Burrito or Frog.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how do you feel about LeAnn? Where to start… that face, the stretch marks on a HORRIBLE boob job… she has fabulous legs but that’s about it physically. With all that money, why couldn’t she afford a good plastic surgeon?

The whole on her chest is comparable to Tori Spellings.- nik