Beware Of Maya In Hollywood

September 2, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mayalynn.  This proud Belizean lives in the heart of Hollywood and has a fetish with Tim Tebow.  This dirty b*tch needs to be put on blast (it’s overdue) needs a reality check, she’s always posting on her FB status to try to look better than other people telling them ugly and broke, b*tches, braking news dear have you seen your massive alien forehead lmfao, taking tons of her big saggy boobs that she claims everyone desires, also men and women are begging to be with her… Really? Lol, she loves making fun of people that really have a job not like this baboon who lives of her sugar daddies, loves to party every single day chasing bottles and food mostly… fake fake fake. What about you Nik? you game for this creature?

Sorry, I’m never in the market for Shims.- nik

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Where Is Black Barbie Shim

September 2, 2014 Black Barbie Shim, Hollywood, The Dirty 6

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, anyone know how Black Barbie Shim has been?  I miss her being on the site, she was always one of my favorites and one of the hottest girls on this site.

Is she still a stripper?- nik

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Celebrity Gossip: Blogroll

September 2, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 16

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Click Here to see Lindsey Lohan walking the red carpet at The GQ Awards… Why did they even invite her??

Click Here to see Drake’s booty call Rihanna and why she doesn’t need a man to be happy!!!

Click Here to see why Kimye are a true union. I’m guessing they see Norphan once a month even if that!!

Click Here to the trailer for CouplesTherapy reunion part 1 TOMORROW at 9/8C!!!

Click Here to read about the FBI chasing down the hacker that leaked all of the Celeb nudes!!

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What Happened To Jessica Green

September 2, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 22

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Jessica Green has so fallen off… every you since she stopped getting posted on TheDirty, her fame went out the door as well.  She has done some modeling but I haven’t seen any of it anywhere besides her IG.  She had so much potential what happened?

I stopped talking about her. That is what happen.- nik

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Dating Site For “Hot People”

September 2, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 38


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I came across an article regarding “hot people”, and how they have a difficult time finding mates. A “model” named Lucy Harrold claims she has a hard time dating because she is “too hot”, thus causing men to be intimidated and shy away from asking her out. Being a long time fan of The Dirty, my views of beauty have been drastically altered due to your meticulous evaluation of women’s appearance, so naturally I don’t find her attractive. The photos I found are obviously photo-shopped to death, so I can only imagine what she looks like in real life, where she cannot hide behind veil of photoshop, makeup artists, and hair stylists. I wanted to see what you and the Dirty Army think about this concept. Personally, I think it would be a breeding ground for douche bags and narcissistic/vapid women who have delusions of grandeur. Maybe I am old fashioned, but I prefer FACE TO FACE interaction as apposed to flocking to the internet in order to find love (or booty calls). Our society is so warped that men and women think that bars and clubs are acceptable places to find a mate, but I strongly disagree. I know you guys are going to jump on me and claim that I am some ugly, bitter woman, but I am quite the opposite. Go to college, and find yourself an educated, like minded mate to share your life with. Hell, go to the grocery store! It’s sure better than meeting losers online or in alcohol infused venues. So what do you guys think?

People go to clubs to find sex, not to find mates. Guys just date club rats sometimes because they need consistent sex to feel complete.- nik

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Raelene Lives For Red Bottoms

September 2, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 46



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Raelene Labray and as you can tell for her love of Red Bottoms we all know what she does for money.  She got flown around and plowed by photographer Jeff Lombardo and made a World Star Hip Hop video, and she want’s everyone to believe she is just hard working girl.

Thank you Raelene Labray for proving my theory.- nik

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Seth Rogen Is An Idiot

September 2, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 370


PopDust Link: Richie Slams Rogen For Nude Photos Tweet—Seth Says He’s Never Heard Of ‘Asshole’ Nik

Just need to make this very clear because Hollywood tends to kiss Seth Rogen’s ass. Yesterday, I was upset because Seth was saying dumb sh*t on twitter…something about re-posting the celebrity nude images on your website is like ‘stealing’ and then he tweeted the Forbes article which claims this whole thing is a Sex Crime. My point of view is totally different, why are we not holding the celebrities accountable for taking the pictures in the first place? Since when did celebrities become God… and it bugs the sh*t out of me that Seth Rogen thinks he is the ambassador to all things celebrity. Your are a comedian, don’t get lost in your own hype (and fake friends). Seth you sound like a POSER. That is all. And PopDust f*ck off.- nik

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Everybody Leave Whale Wars Alone

September 2, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 101

THE DIRTY ARMY: Listen guys, I’m not sitting here trying to convince all of you guys to accept Whale Wars as a “high fashion model”. This post is completely objective and honest. While in no way I find Kate’s body hot (she has no waist/hips), I do think she has a cute face, and OBVIOUSLY a huge, real rack. Now again, I’m not trying to convince you guys that she’s super hot, but I am here to tell you ladies to f*ck off. Kate was in a movie with Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann, she’s landed some big campaigns (Express, Sports Illustrated, Elle, Vogue, etc). Which one of you “models” has done that? Just take a look at her networth, then go cry yourself to sleep because you’ll never reach her status. She kills the game in money and fame. Ya she’s chunky, but she has more than enough money to fix that with lipo and a trainer. To all you hating ass bitches, put that in your crack pipe and smoke it.

The question really should be… what does America consider a model to look like? Will we buy products because Whale Wars tells us to — I won’t.- nik

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