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Foxy Tells It How It Is

November 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Foxy aka Sarah Van Rockford was asked by the European Magazine “Closer” why she gave up her Red Hair and the Answer was more than honest.

“When I first came to L.A. It was hard for me to get my company back on track so I decided to go back to modeling for a while to pay the bills but it wasn’t that easy. Every dirty photographer wants to get in your pants and without a DDD and the plastic Face you have no chance to land a good gig. That’s why I decided to dye my Hair Red. It’s like playing out the right cards in a f*cked up game. I got better and serious jobs because people liked the hair. Now that I’m starting over with my company I don’t need the hair anymore.”

Closer: “is that how you see the whole Hollywood Glamour World?”

Foxy:  “There’s no Glamour anymore. Gold Diggers and wanna-be Sluts are everywhere. I haven’t met one woman here who wanted to be more than a “Star”. Hollywood is a bubble for a little girls”… You have to love how she broke it down and told everyone what is up.

Someone needs to LaserAway their arms. Yup Sarah is being somewhat honest, but she forgot to include the part about who she had to sleep with to be considered a ‘model’.- nik

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Kendall Jenner Is Making Moves

November 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Kendall Jenner is now the face of Estee Lauder. It’s annoying because I can’t get past her baby face. It doesn’t matter how much weight she loses, her face has the structure of a fat girl. I think she probably purges because they say when chicks vomit, their cheeks/jawline looks puffy over time. She should get her nose shaved down a bit and get some of the fat removed from around her cheek bones. I am positive she will end up getting some kind of surgery in the near future to secure more deals because her face will only get fatter and most models tend to have expiration dates. Once again the Kardashian tentacles have trapped another business opportunity. Anyway, I want to let you in on some gossip. Rumor has it Victoria’s Secret can’t stand the thirsty Kardashians so any possibility of Kendall walking VS runway has been put on hold. Also, Kim supposedly posed nude again because she is starting to feel threatened by her younger sisters (ESPECIALLY KYLIE) who haven’t had to do nasty things to start building a decent career for themselves. Kim is also getting nervous about getting old and losing her appeal. Luckily Kanye and his lover Tisci have opened doors at Vogue and the world of fashion for her. She wants to be the next Anna Wintour. Haha Kim has become the welcome mat for her whole family, how sad. If you don’t post this then I know you take the side of the Kardashians and that you are scared to. I will also switch to team Bilzerian, please don’t let me down Nik.

Once we have a Republican President…it will be the death of the Kardashian Network. I decided.- nik

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Is Bill Cosby A Rapist

November 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 101

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just read Bill Cosby was canceled by David Letterman and Queen Latifah shows. Nik, is it true that he’s a rapist or is it a gold digger out for fame?

Does a Bear sh*t Jell-O?- nik

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Getting Better Or Worse

November 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 76


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, wanted to see what you think about the Monster girls and if they are getting better or worse.  Personally I think RockStar chicks are way hotter and more up to date, not like these beat bitches.

This whole energy drink ‘model’ thing is so 2002. Bad look for everyone involved. The Monsters need to learn how to suck in.- nik

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She Is A Poor Excuse For A Latina

November 21, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 18


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just find it so hilarious how girls like this poor excuse for a Latina can’t make up a size for photoshopping their bodies, like really? Make up your mind so we can’t figure out if you edit your photos. Is it that hard to choose proportions? Oh and she’s a SB, she only records videos of where and what location she’s at in Hollywood, so her GoPro would probably be somewhere in the distance paying for her multiple meals and expenses. Sorry  but your photo editing skills need some more work, or y’know try taking a Zumba class.

First and last name please. The only way to save the world is to team up with Google.- nik

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Robin Williams Real Cause Of Death Is Seroquel

November 21, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 365

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, people are saying Robin Williams killed himself because of the depression caused by the drug Seroquel. I think its bullsh*t and just people trying to find another excuse. Sorry but he killed himself cause he is selfish. Just like everyone else to ever kill themselves.

Wow.- nik

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I Feel So Bad For Jamie Iovine

November 21, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 107


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Abigail Ratchford has to be the luckiest girl in the world.  She meets Jamie Iovine,”dates” him and makes a ton of contacts through him.  Breaks up with him for “famous” guys, f*cks Tiesto and then realizes all these high profile guys only want sex and nothing more.  So after getting ran through and no one wanting to cuff her… she goes right back to Jamie and his dumb ass takes her back like she didn’t just go f*ck a bunch of men she met cause of him.  Wake the f*ck up bro.  She is using you.

Leave Jamie Iovine alone! The guy enjoys being a GoPro.- nik

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Celebrity Gossip: Blogroll

November 20, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0

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Click Here to see Lady Gaga and one of her dumb ass outfits… do you think she is trying to hard??

Click Here to see Reese Witherspoon… she has the sharpest chin in the game!!

Click Here to see Melania Trump… why does it look like someone died in every picture she takes??

Click Here to see another Fresh Face… what do you think about Natasha Poly!!

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