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Why Are Most Persian Women So Ugly And Trashy

December 20, 2014 Hollywood, London, The Dirty 15


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why are Persian women so ugly, fake and trashy? They are definitely among the trashiest looking women out there. Why is this look the ‘beauty standard’ among Iranians, do they really think this looks attractive? Tehrangeles is packed with women looking like this who have ruined their faces, especially with botched nose jobs that left them looking like post-surgery M. Jackson. Also what is that trend with sharp, witch-like eyebrows and fake bleached hair, it looks disgusting.

I feel like this post is a trap by the Iranian community.- nik

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Sabrina Couture Doesn’t Think We Know

December 20, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, Toronto 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Sabrina Couture. Sabrina has been getting away with making money for offering her body for way too long now. She doesn’t have a job, but goes away to Hollywood months at a time “for acting jobs”.  Yet, she isn’t in anything at all. She is sly and finds her customers at events instead of posting ads online. Her and Ashley Kristen could be found every Thursday working the room at The Citizen. Her acting cover is no longer working and she is gonna have to explain where she is making all this money now!!!

Well, Sabby is definitely not a swimsuit model…that’s for sure.- nik

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I’m Speechless

December 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 121


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t believe that People Magazine just named Whale Wars the sexiest woman alive! It is official, 2014 was the year of the fat chick. Did they not see the photo of her looking like a beached whale?  People has ZERO credibility with me from now on.  The Dan Bilzerian interview that he paid for wasn’t enough, they had to do this.

People must be on drugs.- nik

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Michael Phelps Is Not Gay

December 19, 2014 Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty 55


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not sure if you read the comments people write on your Instagram but if you do this one is a doozy. Remember the shim Michael Phelps was sleeping with… well maybe she isn’t a shim after all. She wrote this in response to one of your followers.

Chick or dude? Now I’m even more confused.- nik

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Jet Set Life aka Jet Set Skam

December 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 65



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know someone that did business with Dhar and heard that this week the Feds froze all his bank accounts and his partner Nick. That’s the reason Lilly broke up with him. Obviously not because of his followers. He has been running a ponzi scheme and his scheme ran dry last couple months and has been begging people to take over his car payments etc. Big problems in store for that guy.

Dhar I will take one of the car payments off your hands. Let me know.- nik

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Angelina Moved Back To Hollywood To Pursue Her Groupie Career

December 18, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 27


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think about Angelina? Hot little Asian that went to school in VA and chases celebs. She’s been with Trey Songz and Ochocinco. Now she’s moved back to LA to further her groupie career.

85 is still alive? I haven’t heard his name for years.- nik

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Ryan Dwyer Is The Horse Whisper

December 18, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 76

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – after reading an earlier post about how some broad got banged out and ripped off by this Photog Ryan Dwyer I checked out his IG. It’s like DC central over there. Do all of the horses stop by Ryan’s stable to get mounted on their Hollywood journey?

Why no airbrush on The Office’s breast veins?- nik

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We Are All So Sick Of Emily Compton

December 18, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 29


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls need a reality check! Especially, Kate Comptons sister Emily who by her own admission is a Xanax bar pill popping, sizzurp drinking, weed smoking obese baller with tacky shoes. I can’t believe women like this actually exist and get away with just being a straight up ass on the IG. I think it’s really tacky to show what your GoPro is buying you and allowing you to pay for play slores. They were probably at one time nice girls and just got caught up in some LA bullsh*t. Either way, I’m sick of women like this who try to rub it our face that we must not be doing sh*t with our lives? Why would you have an account like Emily Compton does? Plus, why isn’t anyone helping her get off drugs and loose some weight? These girls look almost mid 30s and they ain’t even 25?!

Talk about a serious inner thigh rash.- nik


Kate Compton’s Sister Emily Compton Is A Bad Look For Their Family

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