THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Holly Jay Deacon.  I use to date this girl but couldn’t take her eyebrows any longer.  As you can see, she is beautiful and has one amazing body that she works hard for.  But those eyebrows ruin everything.  I tried talking to her about them and she ended up flipping out on me and that is when I had to end things.  What I wanted to ask you, is in the future if I’m dating a girl and she is not perfect, how can I talk to her about the things she needs to change to improve and further their looks?  I feel like every girl would freak out when a guy recommends anything.  Help me out Nik.

Very easy… in the future when you see a girl in a magazine or out randomly make sure you point her out to your girlfriend and say, “Wow that chick has beautiful eyebrows!” You can do this with all body parts as well.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, people need to shut up and get off all their social networks and actually start caring about one another.  Watch this video and tell me it doesn’t make you depressed.

Sorry but, nobodies problems are worse than their own. People are not wired to give, they are wired to survive.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. Just wanted to start out by saying I’m a definite fan of your site – I understand the message of self-improvement and personal responsibility you are spreading and I think it’s great, especially when it comes to women taking pride in maintaining a thin stature. I also enjoy the “culture vocabulary” that’s used here (ITG, REFUND gap, clean armpits, good gas mileage, etc.). Anyway, I came across this website and they’ve been using the word XYLOPHONE since about 2008 to describe the peeking out of the first few ribs where they meet the sternum (below the collar bone but above the breasts). I have mixed feelings about the xylophone. On one hand, I think it’s another great litmus test to determine if a woman is taking care of herself. I noticed now that I only have two xylophone pairs and should really aim for a third. On the other hand, I believe that a protruding sternum and bowed true ribs (the upper ones) increases your chances of developing the infamous REFUND gap, especially if you pick a small cc volume or a cheap doctor. So what are your thoughts? The blonde is Anabela Belidova, a Belarus native who has modeled for Vogue, Helmut Lang, and Marc Jacobs. The brunette is 19-year-old Monika Jagaciak, another prolific model who has been called “the face of Calvin Klein” and has also done runway shows for Prada and Versace. Both winners in my book.

The Xylophone is not sexy to me. It makes me think REFUND Gap and vomiting.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ela Ganibegovic.  And let me tell you, this girl is why TheDirty.com was made.  She lives to be famous, yet is no one.  You can find her running around Hollywood doing her thing and living so she can show off on social networks.  I would say lets make her a DC, but that is what she wants.

I’m trying to figure out what kind of fish she looks like?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since your the only one that can answer my question with multiple points of view I thought who better to ask about my +2 question then you. I’m 5’2, 100 pounds and getting +2′s next month. The only thing I was wondering is I always sleep on stomach due to a back injury as a kid, will that be uncomfortable with +2′s? I thought you could ask Shayne her opinion on this also ladies with beautiful +2′s comment away! Thanks Nik!

Good question. Can some chick answer because I have no idea.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jason Pollock. Guess what he does for a living? He pretends to be your friend so he can drink off your Ace for FREE. The guy has yet to throw down his card when the bill comes out. Jason is a crew hopper so be careful. He will make you order sh*t you don’t need just to run up the tab to impress club owners.

Queue the groupie emails/texts to my phone to get this post removed. Sounds like the guy is good at his Bottle Rat job.- nik