Wednesday 22nd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Unwanted Messages At 5:05am

May 20, 2013 Houston, Texas-AM 0 5,677 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Well, this piece of work is named Steven Paul McCoy. He decided to randomly send me this bullshit unexpected and most definitely unwanted. So after sending this to his girlfriend, i decided to go ahead and entertain all of you. Here’s his number if anyone would like to take over on being the recipient []

Thanks for the entertainment.- nik



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Money Grubbing Mom

May 17, 2013 Houston 2 10,006 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this chick, Staci Solórzano is a liar a cheat a gold digger and a horrible person altogether. if she can use you she will, she has already used several of my friends as well as myself, she never has less then two guys at a time and is a complete nympho if your not ready when she is well guess what next one down the contact list is getting called to fill your spot. also she only likes money if you don’t have money to throw away she wont talk to you and when the money is gone boom so is she on to the next poor sucker. all of these guys she brings around her two kids or should I say brings her kids around them because she is 30 and lives with her parents but takes her kids to these guys houses to have sex with them. its tragic for her children as well as herself. so if you have moneyand want a VERY easy lay and don’t mind putting up with the kids for a second she is your girl, mind you she will suck you dry and then move on to your friend then his friend and his friend all the while repeating the same behavior.

How do you explain that picture to your kids.- nik



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Desperate Couple

May 16, 2013 Houston 5 9,659 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: I was dating this guy Ruben Rodriguez.. he tells me about this girl Jenny Chung that they were friends. Turns out they are messy low down dirty ass people. She has a boyfriend supposedly that treats her like shit but yet she was sleeping and sucking my boyfriend dick whenever she could. And his dumbass would let her take control of his life. He states he wanted a serious relationship but apparently it not with me nor any other girl. While me and ruben was starting off he was at this party. she was there and she was all over him and when I left mad. He let her spend the night with him and that when her hoe ass was sucking his small dick. BTW ruben also on the downlow would mess around with gay guys.

He’s gotta be nice to everyone whose keeping his secret.  I decided.- nik



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Back Stabbing Girl

May 15, 2013 Cougars, Houston 3 8,767 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you want a friend who will stab you in the back and leave you hanging, gettin abortions like getting her period, strip for FUN, and spread ugly (legs as well as) negativity then go ahead and befriend gracie salmeron shes the worst slut you will meet. Shes will sleep with anyone, just get her drunk and then she probably wont even remember his name.these kind of bitches need shit thrown at them and a rope to try and tie those stinky ass legs closed and then maybe she can learn to be a friend or an ok person instead of a whore.

Why do people take pictures with cars that are not theirs?- nik



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Cheap Thrills All Day Long

May 14, 2013 Houston 0 5,515 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik, honestly this chick believes she is a good friend and mother. When she gave her son up to his father with no problem at all. Has had 4 abortions and continuosly cheats on her men and tries to hook up with all of her friends significant other. She is a lonely loser 30 yr old slut who does’nt even have a G.E.D for goodness sake. Seriously she confided to me about how many men she has been with. “36″ is what she supposedly only hooked up with a few years ago. But I’m pretty positive its at least a 100 more. She started slumming around when she was about 12. So that explains the teenage pregnancies. I just would like everyone to see the face of a true whore who thinks she is the “sh*t” but is only a disgusting bitch.

She needs to go back to school and at least get her GED.- nik



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Amanda Claims To Have The Best Body

May 13, 2013 Houston 17 6,476 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Houston’s Amanda, who claims to have the best body in all of Texas.  But I really don’t see it, yes she does have a great ass and some really nice +2′s, but she is always wrapping herself up in sh*t to make her sweat everything out.  I feel like if you let her drink water for a week, she would put on 20 lbs or so with all the sweating she does.

I still see water weight in her arms and thighs.- nik



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