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Worst Manager in Houston

November 20, 2014 Houston 31


THE DIRTY ARMY: Shawna Dsouza (1st pic) is too busy spending her days just shopping and pampering herself to realize that her precious job at MKTG inc. is on the line. you see nik, shawna is a manager for promotional models that represent brands like crown royal, jose cuervo, etc. well her very own promotional model, kristin vago (2nd pic) is working as a manager for Aspen Marketing which is the competitor and stealing her girls having them call in or cancel to work for her. kristin works for brands like jp wiser, jameson, chivas etc. funny how shawna likes to believe she has her girls in check by making her models sign a contract where they can’t work for any other companies, yet they’re leaving with kristin one by one. open your eyes shawna and see how fake all your girls are. BTW attached is an email from kristin as proof that she is a market manager for aspen marketing in case she tries to deny it.

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Catfish Or Not

November 20, 2014 Houston, San Antonio, The Dirty 46


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl talks to EVERYONE in San Antonio and Houston.. Yet none of us have met her? She claims she just moved to Texas from New York. What do you think? Catfish?

Is there such a thing as Mexican Catfishes?- nik

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Would You

November 19, 2014 Houston, Would You? 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this ugly hoe Naomi or to social media Nay bennett or Bella. She thinks shes all that and so pretty because she’s puerto rican always posting selfies. She trys 2 act nice but im sure shes a real bi***!! Everyone is always going crqzy for her huge ass which is probly fake. Prettty much everyone in houston knows her so im sure she gets around!! I’m just tired of seeing her selfies.anyone have details on her?! Nik, would you?

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Shady Homebuilder

November 17, 2014 Houston 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I know you normally tend to post major escorts/prostitutes on your site, but I decided to post the true monsters. This ugly beast of a woman is named Jennifer Hamlet. Jennifer Hamlet, is the owner of Mirador Builders, a home building company based out of River Oaks. This mega cunt DOES NOT PAY HER CONTRACTORS!!! She owes over $25k to different contractors. DO NOT PARTNER UP FOR ANY BUSINESS!! SHE IS THIEF WHO DOES COCAINE, FUCKS THE OLD MEN IN RIVER OAKS FOR BUSINESS DEALS. DO NOT LET HER ROB YOU!!! This old hag scallwag needs to be BLASTED!!

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Beware of this Manslore

November 14, 2014 Houston 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this guy Mason wad dot on. He’s a creep, pyscho manwhore. He lies about everything. He still uses those old pics this is what he looks like now. FATTER, grosser snd uglier. He let’s his mother fight his drama filled life since he has no back bone. I think he fcks his mother Dee Dee and sister Haley. Oh and yes he still tells everyone his dad beats him and his sis and mom. So sick. What a freak. Let’s put a stop to his lies and trying to date and fck every girl of age and not. Pedophile Mason Allen Heinsohn.

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45 South Mansloot

November 13, 2014 Houston 9


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this autistic looking “man” is Timothy Harris born and raised in the shit hole that is known as Tx city. He’s 27 lives at home with his dad making 12 an hour. Not only will he bang anything that says hey to him. He will also get you pregnant and change his number the next day when your supposed to meet at dr office. He made my friend wait 2 hours. He still hasn\’t paid his half. His dick is tiny so idk why he thinks he’s the shit. You’ll find him at big texas in clear lake or smoking pot on the corner. watch out ladies if you get his snap chats DICK PICS GALORE. He was dating my friend the day before her birthday he was out with some other chick that messaged my friend and told her everything. Can someone kick his ass already?

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Ice Sloot

November 12, 2014 Houston 11

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this female (Sarah Rios) acts like a perfect female with her job and helping her daddy. But at night she smokes ice and bar hops. Using her boobs to get a guy to buy a beer or two for her than she will actually sleep with them for money. She comes off as a sweet female but the whole time she’s married to two guys. You can catch her on the south side of San Antonio or in a restroom snorting cocked or smoking ice while her son is in the car or at the house on his sleeping medication.

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Pappa’s Trainwreck

November 10, 2014 Houston 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this trainwreck is Hana Mcorkle. I dont usually post shit like this cause i got shit to do but when i heard this bitch came into an establishment i have worked damn near 7 years for, walked up to the bar, n slapped a paying customer, id had enough. I worked with the father of her child- she lost custody of her baby because she is addicted to bars n chooses dudes over her daughter. Thankgod for marcus- hes amazing with her… the best part is THIS GIRL ^^ according to the bartenders- was SCREAMING you fat bitch! im no size 2… but this big bitch has no place callin ANY1 fat!!! AND the chick at the bar is pressing charges, the police came n interviewed them n sure enough shes goin to jail… i can speak on behalf of all of pappa’s when i say, fuck u hana. ur a terrible person, a flithy slut, n a drug addict. stay far away from our establishment or AGAIN u will be escorted out!!!!!!!! last i saw of this fatass, was her in a porno lookin fckin disgustin… wish i still had to post. #TRASH!!

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