THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik.. DA strong here, and I’ve seen Ashley posted on here several times now. Here are some pics with her and the Spanish Nanny… I’m thinking that she keeps self posting to receive better results, but she’s getting older and nastier as the years go by and all of the comments are the same. Basically, she’s a slore and photoshops every pic to hide her age and nasty/saggy skin. We need to finally come up with a DA name for her.. I vote for “Hippy Hippo because of how fat she looks on unedited pics.”

She is looking more and more Asian everyday.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Holly  Lee walks around OC like her stuff don’t stink. She acts like she is the hottest Asian ever because white guys and black guys love her.  I wanted to see what the DA and Nik Richie think about her.

Can we please stop with this Asian hunt… I don’t want to lose traffic.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to thank you so much.  I’m one of Joselyn’s sugar daddies… and I say one, because I know she has to have other trouts like me on her roster.  I’m 53 years old, I have 3 children with my wife and all my children are not good looking, fat and have either mental issues or addiction issues, just like their fat ass mother.  I have no doubt its because of my wife’s white trash genetics that were handed to my kids.  I’ve never done a drug, I don’t drink and I’m one good looking SOB if you ask me.  For the past few months, I’ve been debating on leaving my wife and making Joselyn my new wife.  I have been in serious thought about how beautiful our children would be and how I can leave my wealth to them so they don’t waste it on drugs like my current litter of morons… After you posted that picture of Jocelyn before her surgeries got me totally thinking that I almost screwed up.  Seeing how she looked originally scared the hell out of me, nothing on her is attractive and quite disgusting to be honest.  It is so tricky because she is so beautiful now, but here genetics are crap.  I feel bad for anyone that does have children with her, because they will have a pretty wife but ugly children.

Hey Sugar Daddy get a divorce.  What is wrong with you?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. Since Gena Paulhus was on here the other day, I thought I would tell you about the rest of the Avenged Sevenfold women. The first picture is Valary Dibenedetto, she claims to be a huge model and actress. She also claims she “made” Avenged Sevenfold what it is today because she used to steal money to help pay for studio time. She is also a huge b*tch and cheats on her husband all the time. Next is her twin sister, Michelle Dibenedetto. Michelle is severely addicted to drugs & alcohol and used to just be a f*ck buddy until she got one of the band members to date her and then eventually marry her. She also cheats on her husband like there’s no tomorrow. Thirdly, Lacey Franklin- I don’t know her well enough to say anything bad about her. She seems like a pretty decent woman so no picture of her. Lastly, Leana MacFadden. Lena was dating the former drummer at the time of his death (RIP). Days after her boyfriend died, she added a bunch of pictures of her and her new boyfriend saying they were in love. Leana is also a cheap hooker and porn star. All in all, these women treat their husbands like dirt when their husbands are giving them the world. Knock some sense into their men, Nik!

Sounds like you have slept with someone in the band.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s time to put Ji Kim on blast. She’s the typical OC Vietnamese coffee shop wh*re who’s worked at almost all of them such as Cafe Miss Cutie, Cafe Lu, Cafe Temptation, etc. Somehow she managed to land a guy who’s 30 when she was barely 20 years old and this guy seemed to be a keeper. He had a job, was good looking, and treated her to nice places and vacations. Still, she managed to screw it up because I heard she cheated on him before with customers from her work place? Horrible. Also, she is dumb as hell. She can’t spell to save her life; it’s like she was under-educated. She acts and looks like a teeny bopper who’s overally sexualized. People make fun of her wig-like hair extensions, her +2′s are horrendous, and I heard she looks like a boy without all the that glitter and glitz on her face. However, I wanted to get your opinion on her since she does have a super skinny body, decent ITG, and +2′s. Could this be the Asian for you? I hope not. BTW, even though I have a bad impression of her, is she DC worthy? You haven’t had an Asian DC from OC, maybe it’s time.

Should we name her Cafe Wu?- nik