THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do you see what we have to deal with here in Indy? Meet Brittany. This girl is from Carmel with wealthy parents, but she is so trashy that she still manages to look like a Southside hood rat. She has to be one of the most delusional, out of touch women on my news feed. She is constantly posting about how “bad” she is, and don’t even get me started on the love quote pictures that she posts ALL F***ING DAY. She is so desperate for attention that she posts skanky photos and then tries to call out these “nothin ass dudes” for being thirsty. Seriously?! Clearly in her mind she is a 10/10 and I wouldn’t even give her an Indiana 6. Her looks and body have really gone downhill in the last year (shes the blonde in the middle). She stripped for not even 6 months, you have to really be a failure to fail at that. A complete and total SLUT, in high school she f***ed herself with a pool stick at a party in front of everyone. PEOPLE DON’T FORGET BRITTANY. She sleeps with anyone, and then wonders why she can’t get a good man? This chick needs a wake up call, maybe she will put on some clothes and stay home from now on so I can go to the Vogue in peace without throwing up in my mouth. Believe me when I say, Brittany, that NOBODY takes you seriously. Clean yourself up so you can get yourself a man so you can stop annoying the s**t out of everyone.