THE DIRTY ARMY: This fat ass man whore is a real gem! DERRICK SEBREN. Hangs out at trash bars to pick up old desperate whores. Constantly seeks attention of skank low life women because he is so unhappy with his miserable life and disgusting body. This guy is so douchey he could clean a whales vagina. Also hides behind his man whore friends who are nothing more than poor white trash who seeks out one night threesome from Pops – this awesome pops pack consist of Derrick Sebren, Brad Lewis, and Kenny Maqueen. Derrick has never been faithful because he will never be happy with himself. Good Luck to the next dumb bitch he tries to lure in, she will need a pack of not dogs for after that miserable, pathetic act he claims as sex!
The bigger the strap the bigger the douche.- nik