Thursday 20th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Angelica Has No Flaws

June 10, 2013 Jersey, The Dirty 110 84,083 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Angelica Jane.  She is considered one of the hottest girls here and I had to find out what Mr. Nik Richie thinks about her himself.  Everyone  drools over her and how can you blame them, the girl has no flaws.

The pucker trick is still used by women in New Jersey to hide the enlarged tips of their noses. I decided.- nik



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Erick Murillo Has Lost It

June 7, 2013 Jersey, The Dirty 13 84,750 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so Erick Murillo is starting to completely lose it.  He is not showing up to his bookings and even didn’t show up this week at his best friend’s club opening in Long Island.  No doubt the drugs are getting to him and all the partying has officially got to his head.  This guy is going to flush his life away literally.

The drugs are winning Erick.- nik


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Kai The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Wanted For Murder

May 17, 2013 Fresno, Jersey, The Dirty 45 87,037 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I bet the lawyer deserved it.  Here’s a quote from his facebook regarding the event “what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house… walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their f*ckin load in you? what would you do?”

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This guy is nuts.- nik



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Governor Chris Christie Is A Cheater

May 14, 2013 Jersey, The Dirty 68 85,407 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m very disappointed in my Chris Christie.  As a fat person I looked up to him for inspiration because he is always fighting against fat bullies and feels the pain of a fat person living in America. But now I found out he got a tummy tuck and his cheating has greatly devastated me.  I feel like everything he stood for is a damn lie.  He is a cheater and needs to be out of office ASAP.

Don’t hate the man because he took the easy route. CC will be skinny and he will make fun of fat people soon… “I remember when I was a fat ass.”- nik



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Why Are All My Children Girls

May 12, 2013 Jersey, The Dirty 227 84,795 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am Muslim.  I have 2 wives 9 children total with both.  I love all but killing me inside because all my children are girls.  I don’t understand why keeps happening.  I start to think it’s because I be homosexual.  I always been attracted to men, but my religion is against, I fight it and have sex my wives.  All my friends have little boy, I’m the only doesn’t.  Think you a gay genetic that is causing?  Are you Muslim, do you get?

I’m not Muslim. Don’t fear your religion brother… fear will make you gay. You need to add a new wife that looks like a man, then you will have a baby boy.- nik



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High Standards

May 8, 2013 Jersey 0 7,384 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: OK! I & the rest of NY & NJ have had enough of Gissela Moreno. This is not a “hating” post, she deserves this & more for what a shit person she is & maybe, just maybe will learn a lesson from this finally!! She is by far the biggest hypocrite. All she does is post how classy she is & how she hates drama, but yet causes drama & does exactly what she talks about other girls doing! At the same time this bitch meets this poor guy, she makes it “official” in March & also posts that she’s 12 weeks pregnant! Lol Really? Is she out of her mind? Then I thought, okay, maybe she has changed her ways & will stop running her mouth & be a better person, but nope she’s on FaceBook talking shit what a hoe someone is. (Boy, this guy has no idea for what he’s in for. She hates to work, beyond lazy, doesn’t have a college degree & looks like this guy has some decent money. She’s such a money hungry hoe & now she’s bringing a poor child into this world- this guy is screwed!) WISE UP BITCH, don’t you think it’s time to grow up & shut the fck up? WE ALL DO! You’ve done nothing but put people on blast & now it’s your turn! Pay back is a way bigger bitch than you can ever be.

That looks like the moto of a gold digger.- nik



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