THE DIRTY ARMY: Sophie Sassafras was recently spotted with her JOHN Richard Whipple and a dog park in midtown. It’s obvious that she needs a sugar daddy to pay for her PINUP FAIRE. Take a look at these pictures. She’s so gross that dudes her age arent as interested as the old dudes that respond to her Facebook pimp posts to buy her breakfast. Girl, you can skip breakfast you won’t starve. If you look close you can see her pubes. She posted her pubes on Facebook. Sophie Sassafras AKA Jaquelin French… Keeping Kansas City Burlesque gross and classy.