THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This is Allan Neal, although he occasionally likes to go by Yateman. This guy is the full package; he thinks he’s gods gift to women. He rarely (if ever) washes his clothes or even brushes his teeth. You can smell him a mile away, it’ll make you sick to your stomach. He can’t keep a job, and he relies on everyone around him. He’s crazy, and he will hurt anything or anyone in his path. He can’t afford to buy food for his dog, or even take the animal to the vet whenever she’s sick. He can’t afford to pay rent (be careful ladies, I heard his last ex is in debt close to 3 grand because of him), but he always has drugs and alcohol on hand. He’s know to abuse lovers, and although I may not know the full truth; after watching him in public with how he is with others, I certainly as hell wouldn’t doubt it. You can’t trust him to keep his word, but you can guarantee anything that you tell him will be the only words coming from his mouth once you’re gone. Don’t get caught in his path, it’s not worth the effort. No one can please him but himself.