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Mary Balint Is Fake

November 21, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 18


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am so sick of Mary Balint and her fake ass. It’s bad enough that she pretends to make her money off of high-stakes gambling when she is a very well-known prostitute (who has been pimped out by some of the most well-known: Armani, AP9, Mally Mall and more) but all these girls getting thousands and thousands of dollars of plastic surgery just to look more fat and disgusting that they already are… I don’t understand it Nik! Her face looks like an 80-year-old Mexican witch and her overdone lips are good for nothing but sucking d*ck. But she wants to post workout pictures and act like that’s why she has such a ridiculously big ass. Everybody knows that she had the Brazilian butt lift done by Dr. Hughes and you can even see on her Instagram the before and after her recovery. Mary, if you’re going to spend your hooker money on plastic surgery, make sure that it makes you look better and not worse. And when you’re doing illegal activity maybe you shouldn’t flash it around on Instagram. I can only imagine what this girl is going to look like in a few years. Kim Kardashian is ruining the world! The left pic is from 5 months ago, tell him that ass grew so fast.

Why did she get fat injections in her arms?- nik

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Never Been Better

November 20, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 227

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, need we say more! The God is back and bigger than ever. All you Haters check this out!!!  Sexy as ever.

This picture is For the Gays.- nik

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Over 100 Years Of Prostitution In 1 Room

November 20, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 214


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this was from about a week ago, but check out all the working girls.  Got a few DCs in there, a few pornstars, 1 fat chick that does porn makeup and some tranny looking b*tch. Keep it classy girls.

The Dirty Dream Team.- nik

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Thickness Claims She Has An ITG

November 20, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 79


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is from Thickness’s Instagram page. I guess she and Scooby Snack are BFF again, but the ITG hashtag is what made me laugh. I don’t know what that is but it doesn’t look like an ITG to me. What do you think?

I see half a finger Inner Thigh Gap.- nik

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Thickness Is Really Screwed In The Head

November 19, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Thickness 79

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just… I’m speechless…. What the f*ck is wrong with Thickness… her breasts look all weird and porn wh*re Jessy looks like she is prego.

Times have changed.- nik

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Elegantly Wasted At 38

November 19, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 264


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Bunnie Lombardo and as you can see at the old age of 38 she is all about partying and getting drunk as she can.  I want to show all you young hookers what life will be in your 30s. you will be single and taking every drug possible to numb the pain you are in.

This is what the future looks like when you have no future.- nik

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How Thickness Lost Her Weight

November 18, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty, Thickness 42


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Thickness lost her weight because she had a ton of Lipo done and I will give her credit, she has been eating really healthy lately.  So her and her BF broke up and she is back in Vegas “working”.

Working on what? Oh you mean looking for GoPros.- nik

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Chewy Makes Her Friends Do The Hard Work

November 17, 2014 Las Vegas 21


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Beth and she runs with Chewy.  As you can see, she is not that hot at all and many wonder why Chewy brings here to so many places… and I’ll tell you why.  Because when it comes to the real dirty work, Chewy doesn’t want to do it, so she has Beth get down and dirty so Chewy doesn’t have to. Great friend she is.

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