THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would say ‘I’d like to introduce Gigi Vaia,’ but she’s already been featured on TheDirty.com (as Gina Vaia, a self-proclaimed model and beat Tempe 12 gal) and she’s barely made it to 21! The first time I met her, she told me all about her “whirlwind romance” with Magician Criss Angel, flying her back and forth from Vegas to visit, which came to an abrupt end when he uninvited her on his trip to Mexico without explanation a few weeks ago. Two weeks after being dumped by Angel and describing “tall, dark and handsome” as her ideal man, she began fucking pale, blonde and short Dope clothing creator, Matte Fields, who she was then PAing for. Since then, his gossipy finance man has revealed he’s spent a car’s worth on her in shoes, bags and clothes, all starting in the first week with a $4500 Celine bag. The Twitter screenshot from her feed mentioning Angel’s handle was taken by Fields, featuring a shopping bag from one of the many Barney’s shopping sprees he’s taken her on. Can’t decide on a bank account to f*ck, Gigi? Fields has yet to make an appearance on her social media, but she’s peppered through his. It appears one is a little more invested than the other and you should give it more than 4 days before you give a hoe a credit card.
Heavy wrists create broad shoulders Gigi…keep that in mind.- nik