THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Joe Vargas pretends to be a king of night clubs and relationship expert in Vegas. How does someone who spends so much time in nightclubs become an expert on relationships? Joe Vargas is a creep who can never get laid. I thought people who are so big in nightclubs and know everything about relationships would have girls lining up at the door which is why he hates Vegas Dave on his website because Dave is a midget who can get laid but Joe can’t. He posts sound like a dork who’s heart was broken. He is lonely, he even asked on Facebook if anyone would go on a date with him a while back. I had to stop following him because I could not take this loser anymore. He is nothing but a dorky fraud, his articles are stolen, he pretends to be some big time author when anyone with a pulse can upload a book on Amazon and get a small percentage of the sales. He has no money, no real friends and posts basic shit about relationships that you can find anywhere on the Internet just to get 100+ likes. People need to wake up and see this loser for who he is.