Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Vanessa Velasquez

May 24, 2013 Little Rock, Wichita 1 9,116 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl is one off the biggest whores around denver. She sleeps with any guy that gives her attention, never uses a condom, pretty much every dude in denver banged her.she had a man that treates her great but she just couldn’t keeo her dam n legs colse to other dudes. This girl is 26 years old still living with her mommy and hardly takes care of her kid cuz shes to busy being ratchet. She has major issues and wont ever be happy in a relationship. Shes always gonna be a lonely ratchet with no friends or a man that loves her.

Those glasses are giving her some serious wrinkles.- nik



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Stole My Heart, Then My Pocketbook

May 23, 2013 Little Rock, Memphis 0 9,239 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I live in Memphis, TN and have been going into Little Rock to party on the weekends with some of my friends from around here. I just like to get away on the weekends to meet new people. I usually get a room in downtown LR and stay Friday and sometimes Saturday. Well about a month ago I go by myself because everyone else had to work or had some reason not to come. I was set on having a good time. I went to a night club called Discovery where they play the music I like and I can dance. I meet this guy who say’s he’s some political aid or works for the courthouse or something. I’m not real sure what is was but he was kind of bragging about how great he was. He was still cute so I bought him some drinks and talked to him. We mostly just talked about the outdoors and action cameras/photography. I couldn’t tell if he was hitting on me or what. So I came out and asked him if he was straight. He looked at me strange and then once he realized I was gay he seemed surprised. At first I thought he would leave. He didn’t though and maybe it was because he was drunk. However, he still made the choice to stay and sure seemed experienced. I was nice enough to invite him back to my room for another drink after paying his bill. I was messed up too. I couldn’t remember his name and can’t now either. I think I kept calling him Tod, but it seems like he correcting me. That’s what bothers me so much. We ended up having a lot of fun. I thought I had finally met a nice hansom man who actually liked me for me. After we were done he decided to take a bath. I watched TV and went out to smoke a cig. When I came back in the room I thought I could hear a Duck which, ended up being his phone. It kept ringing so I went in the bathroom and found him asleep in the tub. I thought he looked so cute and planned on teasing him with these pictures the next morning. I took care of him and paid for the whole night. Instead of a thank you, I wake up and he is gone. He left without saying good bye, thank you, without leaving his number or even a note. Oh and without cleaning up his nasty bathroom mess! I couldve lived with all of that. I have been loved and left many times by men. The part that makes me so angry is when I was getting read to check out I discovered that my pocketbook was gone. I only had like $80.00 in it but my ID, a $100 Save A Lot Gift Card and some pictures of my sister are in there that Id at least like back. Does anyone know who he is? All I want back are my pictures. I can replace the rest of that stuff. Thanks!

Corrupting dudes is a dangerous game, consider yourself lucky.  Just look at what happened to that dude who seduced Kai (the axe wielding hitch hiker).- nik



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Waffle House Hillbilly

May 6, 2013 Little Rock 15 6,647 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl sammy Jo thinks she’s the baddest and hottest bitch in Traskwood bc her boyfriend has a nice pickup truck and is the manager of Waffle House! She can spit without her mouth even being open! But I’m here to tell you that she ain’t shit! I can’t stand her hillbilly ass! She may make a lot of tips pouring coffee but that ain’t enough money to fix her gap teeth. She back stabbed me by going to the Moose Lodge with my cousin knowing that I have loved him since the third grade! Ever since then she has been driving her tractor with daisy dukes and muck boots thinking she’s the baddest Bitch in Traskwood! So I have to know NIK, would you with this gap-toothed daisy duke wearing Jezebel???

I’m trying not to make a comment about the poster, but, how could you not when they admittedly are in love with their cousin and mad at their friend for dating him.- nik



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Saline County’s biggest Loser

May 1, 2013 Little Rock 88 7,356 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok ladies this douche bag is Chris Brazil from bryant Arkansas. He is a obese but claims to have a ton of ladies. I have to admit I dated him for a few weeks and it was a total waste of time. He always talked about his insurance company that shut down because his grandparents went broke and could no longer bail him out. As far as I know now he claims to work but he really doesn’t have a job. He also says he has a big d**k but ladies let me tell you he’s a two pump chump and sweats like a pig in a sauna. Worst sex I’ve ever had. Please let’s blast this wanna be man whore. Also Chris I faked it every time.

He did too, he had a finger in his butt…- nik



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The Wizard Sleeve of Haskell

April 12, 2013 Cougars, Little Rock 12 8,410 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, boy do I have one for you! So I go to college at Henderson State, I’m a sophomore. I dig cougars if their tits don’t sag like runny eggs, but when Sheila Greeb approached me sloppy drunk and asking if I’d lick her poon I had to self-heimlich. There were six of us there, eating lunch just shooting the shiz and here she stumbles, reeking of booze and cigarettes. We couldn’t understand half of what she was saying, and the other half was sexual advances that made our toenails fall off. This ugly heifer got uppity with us when we told her we weren’t into land-whales and started lifting up her skirt to show us what seemed to be a preserved rueben sandwhich stuck between her hamhock thighs. Im not afraid of much, but we actually had to call campus security to remove this hot air balloon shaped lush from our presence. Sadly, we had no appetite after the event. We just cant figure out what the hell possessed her to be lushed up and hitting on college kids at her weight and age? Managed to find her dating profile where she talks about being a good christian looking for Mr Right. LOL. Unless Mr Right is a trailer park janitor, I think she’s gunna be looking for awhile to come…

Excuse me, did you say she was in college…- nik



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Non Stop Beebop

April 11, 2013 Little Rock 1 7,640 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is ashley fondren seale. You might remember her a few months back getting blasted for cheating on her husband with some young guy. Now she is back with the original married old guy she cheated with. He isnt much better. Matthew hartness. He was married for 15 years with three kids and let this hoe bag break up his marriage. She is a multiple homewrecker affender. She did the same thing with an attorney in searcy. She was the joke of searcy country club. Now she and her mother we see around pleasant valley countrg club are now. They are so classless it is rediculous. Everyone was making so much fun of her on facebook she turned it off then changed it back to ashley fondren from seale. She has been living off and with this new guy while married. She refused to sign papers and lied to her family telling them her husband wouldnt sign. She then posted pics on fb crlebrating like she had won some major battle when it was her the entire time. The girl is a lieabetic with lieabeties. Stay away from.

Not rocksteady.- nik



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