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Creepy Professor From UPenn

November 17, 2014 Manhattan, Penn State, Philadelphia, The Dirty 217

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is my professor at UPenn, Stefan Al. He messaged me on okCupid! and it was obvious that he was on that site for a hookup. I also saw him on tinder but blocked him immediately. He is obviously trolling these free sites for a lay. Does he not care that he is a professor? That is just beyond creepy. It’s safe to say, I will not be taking any future courses with him. He’s old enough to be my dad!

Stefan Al dresses like Kanye West.- nik

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Crusty Christine Anne Della Rocca

November 14, 2014 Jersey, Manhattan, Nashville, New York 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Meet Christine Anne Della Rocca aka Crusty Christine. This clown will get down for any old man who wants a go. So, if you’re in Staten Island or New York and want to laugh your ass off check out this old 5 head. Seriously, that head needs it’s own zip code!! She tries to edit it out of pictures, but she should spend her time being a parent to her 3 kids, rather than trolling Facebook for her next victim. She’s easy but beware of the crust she’ll leave behind.


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Hottest DJ In Miami, Move Over Paris Hilton

November 14, 2014 Manhattan, Miami, The Dirty 93


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is almost a self post. My name is Amanda and I’m submitting my best friend Arielle Marra known as DJ Disable. She is a true talent, an amazing DJ here in Miami and in NYC. I’m getting so frustrated seeing Paris Hilton stealing Arielle’s gigs. I’m reaching out to see if you can help somehow, get her name out so club owners know real talent. Paris is so old and has zero body. DJ Disable is the complete package, please put her on your radar.

I feel like you should be targeting the foreign markets. That is how Paris made $2.2 million dollars this year as a DJ.- nik

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Rich Woman Gets Away With Murdering Her Autistic Son

November 11, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bitch Gigi Jordan drugged her 8 year old autistic son to death. She slandered her child’s father as a molester to justify her actions. Because she is rich she was able to reduce the murder charge to manslaughter and has a chance to only serve 5 years in prison! There is no justice in this country anymore.

If Gigi was a school teacher she would have gotten house arrest.- nik

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Mexican Pixar Lives For Thursday

November 11, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 35


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, King Beatz aka Mexican Pixar was suppose to be this crazy baller that made his own money… well that was a complete f*cking lie… poor guy got cut off by daddy and now doesn’t do sh*t besides posts Throwback Thursday pics… that is his only time to shine, Thursdays are his favorite days lol.

HAHA! He probably counts the days until Thursday.- nik

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Thickness Awful Attempt At Photoshop

November 11, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty, Thickness 46


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who does she think she’s fooling with this PhotoSLOP job? I’ve never seen tiles split in half like that. The pointy titty is a nice touch too.

That rack looks wind resistant.- nik

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Happy Treasuress

November 11, 2014 Manhattan, New York 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This ugly Indian FOB has gotten on my last nerve. This bitch looks like Mr.Burns from the Simpsons! she has no name! LITERALLY! she makes blogs/youtube videos but never discloses her real name! if you RESPECTFULLY disagree with one of her videos, she will BLOCK YOU! her youtube channel is called “happytreasuress”. Where she tells delusional indians and women of color how to apply makeup! how a person applies makeup is their business and preference! if someone likes to be pale! thats them! if someone likes bronzey..thats them! you are not the foundation or the makeup police! Especially when youre using NC20 white concealer! She has an instagram of her sloppy spongebob boxed figure! he has no butt or breasts! she is coniving and spineless! Someone who has videos on Youtube and showing their 1/2 naked GROSS body thinks posting their real name is intimate? I did some digging and found out information! her husband is gay and he contacts male trannys in the NYC area! she is a compulsive liar, someone outed her for drug use! a close friend! thats is why she doesnt reveal her real name and thats why in her FAQ she stated she cut many people out her life! when people know the truth about you and who you REALLY are,you tend to block them! You can block me and others from Youtube, just for disagreeing with you! your problems run deep! how about you stop bragging about your fiancee who is receiving “Services” from gay men?

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Who’s Eli Mizrahi

November 11, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 63

American Ballet Theatre 2014 Opening Night Spring Gala

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I have known this guy since he was 17, Mr. Eli Mizrahi, he used to be a lame mobile phones sales rep, fast forward 10 years this guy is hanging with Justin Beiber, Selena Gomez and other celebrities. He was named “Most Fashionable” by US Weekly. The crazy thing is where in the world did he get all this money to buy the outfits and or to get into these cirles. It doesn’t make sense to anyone who knew this kid. Does anyone know how this guy makes a living? He has no formal education, and wasn’t even born in the USA, claims to have been born in Israel when he is really Lebanese.

I thought this guy was Selena’s dad.- nik

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