Jessica Dolan Doesn’t Want Miami To Know

October 29, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 54


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, yesterday we crowned South Beach 2014 30k Millionaire German Beneditti. The few nights Fake Equis was in South Beach German rounded up his crew of bottle rats and he partied with a well known Escort porn star named Jessica Dolan. She is the one in the white dress in all of the party pics. Too bad Jessica doesnt realize she is nothing more than a slab of roast beef on clearance at the Piggly Wiggly deli who’s expiration date has long come and gone. This girl not only has slept with half the promoters of Miami but is in a porn where she takes DP. Jessica tries to keep this secret and doesnt like Miami to know the truth, but it happened. I am sure the Dirty Army can dig the video up, Jessica your parents must be proud.

Let me guess, she gets free dinners at Scarpetta.- nik

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Grace Is Back At It

October 29, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, GRACE THE MOM IS AT IT AGAIN!!! She just recently got another lip injection so she had better DSL! Also Noel is at home with grandma ONCE again. Stop telling people a guy bought you your purse, after all we know you paid for it with ur money while using Foodstamps for food for Noell! Great job way to go number one mom!

These girls need to move to Atlanta, their body types would do well there.- nik

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German Benedetti Is The 30K Millionaire Of Miami

October 28, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 197



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my second post from South Beach honoring your upcoming visit Nov. 1 belongs to German Benedetti. This guy literally was licking Fake Equis nut sack the entire week he was visiting Miami. As you can see he is nothing more than an entry level promoter with grandeur dreams of being the next Purple. His social media posts brag about bottles, models (more to come on this in the next post later this week), and money which really confuses me because he doesnt have any money. I think we should ask German to be our drink attendant on Saturday and keep the glasses full of ice and the limes fresh.

I thought German was a busboy. That’s what JoJo told me.- nik

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The DIRTY ARMY Miami Invasion This Weekend

October 28, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Miami, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver, Winnipeg 0


It’s called multi-tasking. I plan to spend most of my night at SET — buy me a bottle (Vodka preference 50 Bleu, Tequila preference 1942, Champagne preference Ace of Spades) and I will remove your post from TheDirty. I love you Miami…see you this weekend. [Click here to book a table next to me].- nik

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Hottest Black Girl In Miami

October 28, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 420


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik and the dirty army. I need your help. I need to know who this is. She is the only black woman I have ever found sexually attractive. I would literally give her my bank account. All I know is that she is originally from Canada and speaks French. I need a name and an address to send flowers. I would leave my family for her in two seconds. I go by Gary G in comments, thank you.

She actually looks decent in the chest area.- nik

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Her Ass Injections Are Failing

October 27, 2014 Miami 2

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, she’s from Miami has illegal ass injections that are drooping to her thighs.  Her face looks like a man, I don’t know who will take this man face home.  She loves to post how much she’s ballin but reality is she’s broke as f*ck who wastes all her money on Pepsi.

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Chelsea Steinberg Is A Hot Mess

October 27, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 77



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, in honor of your upcoming visit to South Beach Nov. 1, I have decided to dedicate the next 5 posts to the Horror of Hookers and Dirty Douchebags. My first post is Chelsea Steinberg. This girl is the definition of a hot mess. Not only does she sleep with anyone with a table at LIV, Story, or Mansion but she also escorts on the side. The recent photo on her IG I attached is from one of her goto sugar daddies who buys her Coach, Forever 21, Wet Seal, and DSW heels for the slip in. Nik, I put together a few gift cards from Wet Seal and was thinking Chelsea and Scooby would make a good couple for a few hours early Saturday morning, do you approve?

I want to name her ‘Wet Seal’. That is a great Dirty Celeb name…tell me more.- nik

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What Do You Think About 18 Year Old Yovanna Ventura

October 26, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 132


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out this 18 year old Goddess Yovanna Venture, she is 5’9 and has a very beautiful face.

She kind of looks like a healthier Sword Case.- nik

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