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Ellie & Thea end up with monkey’s

December 18, 2014 Miami 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ellie now dating a black Dj sean Mac & thea sleeping with anything that moves ironically her main guy is Johnny Pinkmonkey lol both busted

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Men Shouldn’t Get Any Work Done

December 18, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 35

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is the biggest Douchebag and loser. Always photoshops his pictures, now done several surgeries like 3 nose jobs and ears pushed in. What kinda “real man” does so much surgery? Is he in the closet?

Are you sure he got his nose done?- nik

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The Miami Wannabe Jeremy Schweitz

December 16, 2014 Dirty Business, Miami, The Dirty 46

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jeremy Schweitz says he works for Deluxe Enterprises and Carpe Collective Holdings and both of the pages have zero likes. He obviously puts up a facade. Jeremy wants to party with the rich and famous but can’t even afford to pay his promo models. Recently he said that his company was throwing a birthday party and he hired some promo models to represent his brand at the party. When it was time to compensate the models Jeremy just flat out lied and said the models were not even working. If you want to be a good business man you should be trustworthy and reliable. Everyone needs to know that Jeremy is a liar, an opportunist and a snake in the grass. Do not trust this man and do not do any sort of business with him.

Duh, Jeremy Schweitz has the nose of a shark.- nik

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Allison Lynn Is Getting Thicker

December 16, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 33

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the infamous Allison Lynn is getter fatter by the day!! Look at those disgusting legs, is she eating donuts 10 times a day?? I’m horrified.

The honest lighting on her leg does not help the cause. What a bad look for Villazzo.- nik


Allison Lynn Fires Back At You Haters

Allison Lynn Has An Amazing Butt For A White Girl

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Rojas Mancini

December 15, 2014 Miami 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: HI THERE nIK About a year ago i met Ronald rojas a , neighboor of george gay star,whom youve post about,theese two were hitting it of as friends bc i had dated george in the past…this kid took me to a dealership to sign a bmw the first three weeks of meeting him,and also that day signed a bentley for george on the spot,totally without having hung out ever with him crushing on the guy,i put a down payment for mine and he was like go ahead started using my bfs credit,exchanging gifts,like wtf…never once took me on a date,we lived in the marina blue and the kid would stay home jackk off and suck his thumb all day no job,he has a crackhead father that lives in his grandmothers penthouse,ronald graduated highschool as a senioritis,bum, ronald is cuban and had inherited 180,0000 u.s when he was 18 went sober to tootsies everyday for six months and spent all it on strippers and when we met he was broke living of his grandmothers condo,car notes,food insurance,the shirt he wears from marshalls she boug it,the condoms he uses he recycles and is a scam Realtor for Fortune international he post pics of serving the church and his profile pic is with the pastor of miami,i mean cmon nick thi is aweazel covering for ghandi,,kid is mad bipolar,is money hungry villa trash blackmailed his own grandmother over facebook posting that she had secret accounts in switzerland,who does this,and stilll lives of the same roof, and claims all women want him,nik help,this is miamis bigggest douch,

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Brittany Edwards

December 14, 2014 Fayetteville, Miami 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Brittany Edwards is a psychotic chick local to Fayetteville, NC And travels to Miami FL escorting for a drug money. She slept will everyone, and recently went after my Bf. Come to find out she’s all over Backpage in Fayetteville or Miami!! She always brags about her money and talks ghetto all as hell.. She has no class at all!! She started to show signs of her drug addiction and will flip a trick for anything. This dirty hoe deserves to be put on blast she is gross!

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I Met A Goddess During Art Basil

December 13, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 121


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you are a regular in South Beach so you know what type of girls are here. I don’t now how many girls I have ran through since I moved her 4 years ago. This week I met Victoria and she was on a whole different level. Smart girl that could actually keep up a intellectual conversation, it was amazing. I didn’t get her number because I didn’t want to seem to desperate but I’m definitely going after this one, she is so wifey material. Any help?

I don’t think submitting her to to get her phone number is the most romantic move.- nik

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Maria Iordan Is A Stunning Beauty

December 12, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 75


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this woman is absolutely stunning. Her name is Maria Iordan and deserves to be on this site. Unfortunately I know nothing about her and there are very few pics of her but maybe you or any of your loyal readers have some info on her. Her beauty speaks for itself…simply perfect but who is this woman and Where is she from? Is this the type of woman you like?

She is fat. JV please delete this post when it gets to page two. She is weighing me down.- nik

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