THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, from now on I am going to review this site before I go on dates. I was recently dating this guy DJ Jon Cowan who I just saw listed on your site. He told me he was single and wanted to marry me and wanted me to be the mother of his children. Then I found out he had a gf named Evie Greenstone. When I confronted him he told me he was trying to break it off with her but was afraid to because her family are mobsters. The Martorano family and they are big drug dealers. He sent me a pic of them from Halloween where he took her to Al Capones house because she would feel at home being from a mob family. He also said he wanted to bang the sh*t out of her mom Roxanne Greenstone and wanted pics of my mom to see if she was a MILF. I feel like an idiot because when I googled him your site came up first and apparently he does this to many other girls. I feel sorry for his poor gf and her family. I attached a pic he sent me of him and his mobster gf Evie Greenstone and also her MILF Roxanne Greenstone. What a jerk!

Girls are so dumb sometimes. The biggest RED FLAG line a guy can say is “I want you to be the mother of my children”.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Sorry Nik, I just had to clear one of your recent posts up. Trunks is looking phenomenal? Really? THIS is phenomenal? A tremendous 5 head and disgusting teeth?  The pictures you last put up were A. OLD and B. PHOTOSHOPPED. Sure she has slimmed down her legs but they are still ginormous. All the girl keeps doing is posting old modeling photos of herself because I am sure all the photographers in Miami are sick of shooting her. Your 15 minutes has ended little honey. You are now just another Wannabe Miami Model looking for another low paying gig in which you shake your ass in front of the camera. Gain some class.

She needs to move I think. She brings the stock down in Miami.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can you please put this ghetto sk*nk on blast. I work with her and her fat ass won’t stop bragging about dating some purple crayon UFC fighter that I’ve never heard of named Michael Johnson (shown here). She is your typical purple crayon chaser c-dumpster pump’n’dump but now she seems to think she has stepped up to the big leagues. She flat out said today she can get any guy she wants lmao.

She lies like Pinocchio, I can tell.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Elle is from Miami and she is a former hooters girl, turned MySpace model, turned reality Ray J show star, turned Playboy online only model.  Now she is bartending and go go dancing.  She is a mess as you can see.  What should her next career choice be?  Give her some advice Nik.

Even the Cookie Monster wouldn’t eat those cookies.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Memorial Day Weekend is coming. I’m a “trout” based here in Manhattan and a few buddies of mine are looking to get away to Vegas or Miami for MDW and meet some hotties and party hard, what has hotter more gettable (non working) girls? My buddy sent me some pics from both locations and I can’t decide, you are a pro when it comes to this.  So tell me.

The thighs on the bottom image really bother me and it makes me thick they are visitors to Miami in search of big black athletes… just being real. I say you go Vegas (top image).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you seen Trunks lately?  God Damn the girl has totally worked on her body and especially those legs,  I don’t even think we can call her Trunks any longer because of how good they look.  I have no doubt it is because of you that she decided to trim those bad boys down.

Why is Trunks taking photoshopped pictures with Tree Trunks… is this a sick joke?- nik