THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been DA strong since the Dirty Scottsdale days. I love all the truth that you bring and the world needs more people like you. Anyway, I moved here to Miami from Scottsdale about 3 years ago and I can honestly say this city is awesome in everything that it offers. The one drawback it does have, like with any popular city, is the amount of delusional douchebags residing here. I mean I thought Scottsdale was bad but these guys take it to an all new level here. Take this guy for instance, Mike “Mortal Mind” Deluca Tuddenham. I see this guy everywhere and I can’t help but laugh at him because he is an utter joke. Every time I see him I just think “Wow why haven’t I seen this guy on The Dirty?”. Apparently he is a rapper, works in real estate, and deals in exotic sports cars. He has a bunch of retarded videos he posts on YouTube and other sites but this one had me laughing so hard here is the link I’ll let you and the DA be the judges. The bored looking, wannabe, music video model is his girlfriend. Please make this guy a Dirty Celeb!!!
Where can I buy this guys album? Mortal Mind > Jay Z.- nik