THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this right here is Sebastian Genta. The people of posh Miami Beach call him “Sebass”. He walks around every night club/party with a snark attitude and his bleached out hair like a snobby private school homo boy, while everyone watches in utter confusion and complete fascination. Not only does he run around wasted throughout the city, but with an entourage of blonde big-titty bimbos who pretend to be pretty, when in reality their only asset is their pro-photoshop talents. Not to mention it is impossible to get on any form of social media without seeing his glowing teeth and pictures of their f*cking “Fabulous Life” all over my news feed. The kid is EVERYWHERE in my life, a sort of permanent figure inside my brain that never ceases to f*cking dissapear. Part of me wants to unfollow and unfriend his ass as quickly as possible, but the other part of me can’t help but stalk his every instagram upload and Facebook status. The struggle.
His name should be Prognathism, not Sebass.- nik