THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- Take a gander at this douche that goes by Orlando Shaw. He’s fathered 22 children from 14 different women, and as if it wasnt bad enough that he’s begat 22 more imbeciles, he’s unemployed so he doesn’t pay any child support. You would think he’d be ashamed about fathering 22 children and providing zero support for them, but instead he’s actually proud that “his family will live on”. l. If we can’t put his gonads on blast, and least put him on blast so the world knows what a stool sample he is.

I wonder if he goes to the barber shop to shave his headline in.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Vada Horner, This man is the most manipulative piece of shit I have ever met. Ladies beware. He is a con artist,sociopath, master manipulator. He will tellu whatever u want 2 hear & whatever sounds good only 2 get what he wants. Hes a selfish prick who only cares about himself. He has a beautiful 6 yr old daughter who he doesnt support & every time he gets a new gf which is all the time he ignores his daughter & wants nothin 2 do w/her. He treats her as an option instead of a priority. Getting a piece of ass has always been the only thing he cares about. Once he gets what he wants ull become old news & he’ll be like Jay-Z “on 2 the next 1″. Hes a thief. He has robbed many ppl including his own mother & nephews. He also has a huge criminal record including numerous Domestic Violence charges. Real stand up guy. Lmfao. He has 3 active warrants 4 his arrest rt now soon 2 be 4 due 2 non payment of child support. Hes the biggest liar. Its pretty scary how twisted this individual is. If u see him RUN!!! IF uve been w/him or u still r still RUN..’

Thumbnail size pics are so ghetto.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Who : Sabrina whaley spents every night sweeping the streets of lower broadway looking for someone she can take home. You would think her taking a glimpse in the mirror would stop her from ever leaving her nasty apartment. Shes also a M*TH head and goes around trying to sleep with married men .. Honestly I think she just takes what she can get …

Judging by her age she chases cover bands.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy, Wade Bevis has a habit of trying to marry girls for a raise from the Air Force apparently. When you get married, the service gives you a good bit of a raise than when you’re single status. He used his ex wife for a raise, her credit (because he had none), and put everything (his car, bike, credit cards) in HER name. He pretty much used her. He’s on the prowl again! This time, he is trying to marry Meriel Howlett so he can get his raise back. Maybe she has good credit? Who knows WHAT she sees in this douchebag. He has been arrested 3 times, not to mention his excessive pornography and gambling addiction, and he constantly asks his mother and grandmother for money monthly. Poor girl, she needs to take some advice. She must be desperate to stoop so low. Maybe girls are into douche bags like that these days? Anywho, thank goodness his ex wife got smart and left his ass. Beware of this guy.

So that’s why these guys get married before they get shipped off…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi, Nik. I’ve always wondered what sort of thing I could do to distract from my large forehead. Is there any sort of way to lower my hairline? I was also planning on fixing the tip of my nose, but I don’t know where to start. I included a recent photo to see if you could help?

Bangs!  If you have a puffy neck cut down on things that make you bloated and watch it shrink away.- nik