THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these two girls here think they are just the best mothers ever, when neither one of them ever have their children(s) YES NIK they both have two children each from two different fathers Melissa who likes to sleep with everyone under the sun, thinks she is the finest girl whose ever touched earth. Little does she know she is a midget big head little body & arms, with a booty. MIDGET SIZED. Jherrica with the brown hair, might as well be a stripper. Well hell they might as well both be strippers taking off your clothes for free wont pay your bills. Neither one of them have custody of theyre oldest children. Melissa has a new boyfriend or boo every week while she still smashes her child mulesting baby daddy. YES the father of her child is a child mulester who beats her. She is jealous of who ever has it better then her, and ladys keep your boyfriends away she will try to be your best friend then when you turn your head she is trying to F*** your man, or girlfriend who ever will give her attention, i mean sheesh she even smashed her big fat boss to get a promotion. I mean come on nik, Would you?

Answer: No, their jaws don’t seem to end.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik To all the chubby Viking-looking dudes of New Orleans, don’t bother looking for Kaylie, she’s probably on top of you right now. You can’t be too fat or hairy for this gross-out. It works out perfectly though, these are the only guys willing to lie down with her. Even better she goes on about what a “good girl” she is. If being a full time amusement park for Zach Galifianakis look-alikes is “good”, send me to Hell right now.

That’s not a Halloween costume, its a rave.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I wanted to give everyone a heads up to watch out for this wreck that I met a few months ago. Her name is Fran, she lives in Kenner, and she stays busy cruising through men like they are in candy in search of her next baby daddy so she can live off of child support. She has two kids already and is known to brag about how much she gets each month from their dad so that she can live in her house and not work as much as a registered nurse. Whats even more disgusting is how she said she uses her own kids to get at him and would rather dump them with a baby sitter then let them see him even though he wants to be involved and tries to see them. She actually laughed about it when she was shitty drunk and told me all of this. Her being drunk is another thing. Each time I went to see her she was getting toasted and sloppy in front of her kids with her house looking like a pig pen. Can someone say drinking problem?! She loves to come off as a simple small town country girl and talk shit about how she wants a real relationship with a man, then after the small talk is done she will start the sexting and say how she wants to meet, that she is on birth control (which isnt true), and how she will let you stick it anywhere just to set the hook. Shes actually pretty convincing!  It wasnt until I caught on to her shit and figured out she was getting drunk and banging everything in sight that I ended it. The funniest part is she actually flipped out and told me I was screwing around on her, saying how she has had some issues with odor down there as proof. I’m glad I didnt catch anything or wind up trapped by this disgraceful dirtiest of the dirty.

Alcohol swells faces.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this little numbers name is Jessica Goodrum. She is from reserve la. I havent even heard this girls name since high school. Untill recetly when my brother started talking to her. She might look and come across as an innocent little hard working nurse, but in reality she is a dirtly little slut who plays with guy emotions. My brother started to really fall for the girl, till one day he found out she had been sleeping with three different guys at the same time. Naturaly i told him to go get him self checked. sure enough he had caught something from the nastly slut. thank god it was cureable. The moment he ends things with her, she moves onto the next which i hear is a guy in the military. poor guy if he only knew what she was doiing behind his back and the she is infested with nasty drd’s. anyone who comes across this girl beware!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kandice. She is so annoyin. This gurl is completely delusional she thinks she is some kind of model. She doesnt even know how to pose. she wears so much makeup that it makes her look like she is in her upper 30s when she is only 27. She constantly begs her boyfriend to propose to her on fb. she needs to WAKE UP, HE DOESNT WANT TO MARRY YOU. Her hair style is so ridiculous, she puffs the front so much its so ugly. She always says how fat she is just so people tell her she isnt fat. She is ridiculouslt ugly and wants to be a celeb so bad. She pretended to move to california just to get attention when she really still is in baton rouge. Someone please help this girl.

Photogs make every girls dreams come true….- nik