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Newport Beach Gold Digging Cougars: Now And Then

November 26, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I used to frequent Javier’s in Crystal Cove back in 7-5-2011 and saw this group of gold digging Cougars. Now its 11-19-2014 and I am wondering whatever happen to these hookers? Did they get married to an ugly, old rich sugar daddy? Moved from Newport Beach? Continued stripping & hooking? Or finally realized their days were number and are trying to clean up their act? Any idea?

I think they all work for LoanDepot now.- nik


Can You Nasty Beat Gold Digging Cougars Stay Away From Javier’s In Newport Please

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Serious Inquiries Only

November 26, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 0


Dear Female DA — us boys have a wedding we need to attend on December 13th in Pennsylvania. And I need a date for this lovely Mexican-Mormon gentleman. I want to be very clear, I am not asking for penetration (Scooby doesn’t know how so don’t worry about that). I want a nice normal looking girl to just hang out with Scoobs as a friend. I will be paying a per diem of $200 and you will have to sign a standard nondisclosure agreement (nothing crazy, we get weird sometimes and it’s best to keep matters private). So if this interests you, we would love to have you join us for a night you will never forget.

Serious inquiries only, please include a real photo with email (you will not be posted on TheDirty), thanks — [email protected]

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ITG Monday

November 24, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Cafe Lu hasn’t been posted in a while since all the DC’s like Spanish Nanny graduated to big league escorts but I saw this pic and thought what an ITG! Thats 4 fingers all day. I know the fact that she is probably Asian and has tats will kill it for you but anyway….

The new recruits look terrible.- nik

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Sandra Poopa Is Back

November 22, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 62


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, one of the Poopa sisters is back at it!! Even has youtube videos of her dancing… Veronique is nowhere to be found. How do you like her new look? And any idea if she’s still on MFC?

Keep that chest real Sandra Poppa.- nik

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Instagram Escorts EXPOSED: Trophy Wives Edition

November 21, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 193

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, took this long to get her posted on here, I’m surprised. This chick and her friends is what’s wrong with OC. A bunch of vapid chicks with too manny injectables… going on *ladies lunches* and posting on Instagram all day… Barf… You’re not high society, it’s so sad, you don’t do anything positive or productive with your self centered life, nuvo rich garbage.Real wealthy ppl don’t brag the way you and your friends do, You’re just a insta celebrity at best. I give it a couple of years bfr you file for bankruptcy protection…. That’s how the instant wealthy rolls in oc… All smoke and mirrors! Btw you still look ugly Ashley Fargo, thanks to Google.

There is no such thing as ‘high society’ in Orange County unless it’s drug related.- nik


Who Do You Think Is The Most Narcissistic Instagram “Celebrity”

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Lizzie Hopkins Is All Photoshop

November 18, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 57


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! This is Lizzie Hopkins. Having been posted twice in the past couple of weeks, I checked out her instagram and decided to share some photos. Photoshop much? It is hard to tell what she really looks like due to the fact that almost every public photo she has is a “modeling” shot and shows tell-tale signs of photoshop. What is with the trend of delusional wanna-be models these days? I can’t even ask you if you would or not because every photo looks like a different person; none of whom would meet your standards. The reason i am sharing this is because you can see where she (or someone claiming to be her, who knows?) replies to almost every comment written about her in previous post and even has the nerve to referrer to others as “classless”…. Let’s keep this “train wreck” rolling!!! What do you think? Dirty Celebrity or irrelevant?

She really needs to do something about those breasts…way too much movement. I hope it’s not a leaking implant.- nik

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Jenna Bentley Trying To Get Another John — Mohamed Hadid

November 17, 2014 Hollywood, Newport, The Dirty 767


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so last week on Instagram Jenna decided to proposition multi millionaire Mohamed Hadid by asking him to DM her about her Playmate friends. Well Mohamed’s much younger fiancé was all but happy and actually responded to Jenna, who then claimed she was being “stalked.” Who do you think would win in the war of these goldiggers.

Shiva don’t kid yourself, you are no different from Jenna. You are both playing the same game.- nik

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No Excuses Ladies

November 17, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 152


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there has been a lot of controversy about the now infamous ITG that you coined.  Many women are complaining that it is impossible to attain, but I am submitting proof to the Dirty Army that the majority of women can at least obtain a 3 finger ITG. As you can see, there are four basic hip structures, and while the platypelloid hip structure lends itself to producing the fabled 4 finger ITG in petite women, the very common (50% in white women) gynecoid hips can easily produce a 2-3 finger ITG. So ladies, stop the excuses, hit the gym, cut the carbs and let us see those beautiful ITG’s.

TOLD YOU!- nik

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