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Thickness Calls Out Her Ex-Boyfriend

December 18, 2014 Newport, The Dirty, Thickness 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out what Thickness JUST posted on her FB. I guess she is single cause she doesn’t like anal.

Someone please contact authorities before Thickness does something stupid.- nik

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Ben-Gay Really Showed Us

December 16, 2014 Newport 1

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Kina’s ex totally showed us whats up. Go sell some more weed illegally, you f*cking loser.  You have no idea what a job is.  You sell weed.

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Holiday DUI PSA From Newport Beach PD

December 14, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, quick reminder to all you 909ers that are coming into the peninsula to party… take an uber back to your hell hole, keep our city safe. Thanks!

That video makes me want to drink.- nik

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Please Pull Your Heads Out Of Your Asses

December 13, 2014 Honolulu, Newport, The Dirty 26


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Heather Begnell has been called out on this site a few times for the indisputable evidence that she was whoring herself out. Long story short, a link was shared from humaniplex that showed her profile describing in detail what she will do for what amount of money. But she disappeared shortly after the information became really public knowledge. She got knocked up by a drug dealer she went to high school with, Kyle Kledzick. They moved to Hawaii and everyone forgot about them until they got divorced and went back to their old ways. Except this time they’re old, warn out and getting caught. Kyle was arrested for selling BATH SALTS! Apparently he was working with a Chinese guy and got caught for bringing in chemicals. Common sense would say that’s probably what they were doing in Hawaii while raising their baby.

Now they’re back in OC and Heather is back to what she does best. She claims she works for a Dr. Poon at UCI but post picture of herself of street corners on her phone with captions like “working”. It’s the same sh*t as before; posting pictures of shopping trips, tagging herself at resorts and chain smoking. So to everyone who knows this couple. Please pull your head out of your ass and help these two.

I’m guessing they are Clipper fans.- nik


That Refund Gap Is Nothing To Be Proud Of

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The Type Of Guys That Buy Escorts/PornStars Gifts From Their “Wish List”

December 11, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 139



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I always wonder who the freaks are that buy the wish list stuff for “models”, P4P and porn stars… I was checking out TYS and Jenna Bentley is right there chiming in about how she’s “laughing all the way to the bank” and talking crap about everyone. We all know this girl can’t make more than a couple hundred at this point. She is crazy, one; two, she claims early 20s but looks early 40s; three, she’s been around the block about nine to ten times. Check out this guy on IG who is the prime example of who is buying those wish list items. He posts a pic about his good friend Jenna and all his other ladies he’s buying items for. Wow. How cheesy is this sh*t? Delusional dude, just like Jenna.

**Jenna Bentley is 100% a hooker. She didn’t know I work for TheDirty and came over to my ex’s house after she had seen a John. The bitch is big and burly in real life.- JV

Well, maybe if this guy saves up enough…Jenna will make his dreams come true.- nik

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Stay Clear Of Assyria Vierra

December 10, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 39


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Assyria Vierra. I’m surprised she hasn’t been posted on here before. This girl has been infamous since high school. She has been posting attention seeking pictures for years. Only as of fairly recently she became a stripper and a frequent meth user. She posts ridiculous pictures in ratty wigs you wouldn’t give to a child for Halloween. The girl is absolutely crazy and will give you DRD. Stay clear.

She must have watched ‘All That’ on Nickelodeon when she was younger.- nik

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Karlee Jane Is Deliriously Fake

December 10, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 36


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet the most dillusional chicks ever, Karlee Jane. Her IG is FULL of terribly photoshopped pics and she is really bad at it as you can see, turning herself into a multitude of distorted characters. She tries to add fat to her iron flat-ass, stretches her back to look like a slide and plumps her lips up like crazy.oh- and check out the twin MJ faces she created of herself! She whores herself to any loaded male/photog or wannabe clothing brand that will give her the attention/lay that she so desperately requires. She puts her life out for all to see and was dating a nice (surprise) photographer who she used (coincidentally she now lists ‘photographer’ on her resume, LOL), and from one week to the next, moved onto some giant-bearded, ugly dude whom she is clearly with for more than his looks. The reality, and what she exudes, is that she’s an advantageous chickenhead and needs to be blasted. What do you think Nik? Does she or does she not look like a different creature in each pic?

Kim Kardashian’s face will look like this at age 40…watch.- nik

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Nik Richie Is Gay

December 10, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 153

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so while I read TheDirty for awhile I came to the conclusion that Nik Ritchie aka goat f*cker likes cock, as you can see in the picture. You are a f*cking loser that supports gay people which is wrong. I understand changing your name name and marrying a busted ass white chick and bleaching your nasty arab hair blonde to somehow mask the fact that you are a f*ggot, you shoot down some of the baddest bitches I’ve ever seen and then try and pretend it’s because you have high standards. And what’s the deal with you and red bottoms? I bet your just mad because you don’t look as good wearing them as the bitches that post on your website. And I’m really not sure why anyone would ask for your approval, I don’t even know why your relevant, at first I thought you were funny but then I realized that it was just too much homo sh*t you say and it’s ok marry some daughter of a person that was famous to help boost your celebrity up, but for God sakes don’t be a jealous little turd burglar and hurt the poor little wh*res feelings and I think this picture proves my case, you are a gay.

Not gay, but I do support equal rights. Everyone should have a voice…even you.- nik

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