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Lizzie Hopkins Is All Photoshop

November 18, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 56

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! This is Lizzie Hopkins. Having been posted twice in the past couple of weeks, I checked out her instagram and decided to share some photos. Photoshop much? It is hard to tell what she really looks like due to the fact that almost every public photo she has is a “modeling” shot and shows tell-tale signs of photoshop. What is with the trend of delusional wanna-be models these days? I can’t even ask you if you would or not because every photo looks like a different person; none of whom would meet your standards. The reason i am sharing this is because you can see where she (or someone claiming to be her, who knows?) replies to almost every comment written about her in previous post and even has the nerve to referrer to others as “classless”…. Let’s keep this “train wreck” rolling!!! What do you think? Dirty Celebrity or irrelevant?

She really needs to do something about those breasts…way too much movement. I hope it’s not a leaking implant.- nik



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Jenna Bentley Trying To Get Another John — Mohamed Hadid

November 17, 2014 Hollywood, Newport, The Dirty 584

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so last week on Instagram Jenna decided to proposition multi millionaire Mohamed Hadid by asking him to DM her about her Playmate friends. Well Mohamed’s much younger fiancé was all but happy and actually responded to Jenna, who then claimed she was being “stalked.” Who do you think would win in the war of these goldiggers.

Shiva don’t kid yourself, you are no different from Jenna. You are both playing the same game.- nik



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No Excuses Ladies

November 17, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 151

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there has been a lot of controversy about the now infamous ITG that you coined.  Many women are complaining that it is impossible to attain, but I am submitting proof to the Dirty Army that the majority of women can at least obtain a 3 finger ITG. As you can see, there are four basic hip structures, and while the platypelloid hip structure lends itself to producing the fabled 4 finger ITG in petite women, the very common (50% in white women) gynecoid hips can easily produce a 2-3 finger ITG. So ladies, stop the excuses, hit the gym, cut the carbs and let us see those beautiful ITG’s.

TOLD YOU!- nik



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Kristy Doumani Thinks She Is An American Idol Singer

November 12, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 114

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear General Richie, I am glad you called out Newport Beach’s biggest escort Kristy Doumani! If you haven’t heard she was kicked out of Equinox in Newport Beach for soliciting new clients at the gym and finally her membership was cancelled. On her Facebook, she claims to be a successful singer and so I searched her name on Google and found this song called, “Doctor, Doctor.” What is this old woman thinking? Even William Hung from American Idol had more talent than her and he could barely speak English. Freedom of speech? She is killing me!

I haven’t heard from my Luber business partner since I offered 40% of the company. I’m not sure why?- nik

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EXCLUSIVE: My Continued Heart To Heart With Refund Gap Kristy Doumani

November 8, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 607

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EXCLUSIVE: My Heart To Heart With Refund Gap Kristy Doumani

November 7, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 473

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Blood Diamond’s Stomach Is Immaculate

November 5, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 246

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whoever said Blood Diamond photoshops her pictures are crazy. Look here douches, do you see any photoshop? No, because there isn’t. Her stomach is flat and the last post about her was just a bad picture.

Thank you Blood Diamond.- nik



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Abby Thinks She Is Black

November 2, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 143

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Abby. As you can see she thinks she is black. Now I know she is built for a black man but that doesn’t give you the right to act like a ratchet Nicki Minaj. Abby, you are white, act like it. You aren’t a rapper.

I blame Obama.- nik



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