Greg Patrick From Irvine Took My Money

September 17, 2014 Dirty Business, Newport 1


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Greg Patrick from Irvine ripped me off on the internet and scammed me out of 1000′s of dollars. Be careful of this guy!!  Don’t trust this f*cking idiot.

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Who Is This Perfect Woman

September 17, 2014 Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty 172


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, and the dirty army… who the hell is this woman?  She has it all, from booty and huge +2′s.. and lets not forgot that pretty face.   So guys, who the hell is she?

I see about 12 procedures and they all age her.- nik

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Thinking About Seeing An Escort Only 2 Years Into My Marriage

September 16, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 162


THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, I have been married now for two years and it is getting really bad. My wife doesn’t want to have sex anymore and she always has a headache or is too tired even though she doesn’t even work. Should I leave her?

I don’t know you well enough to give you an answer like that.- nik


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Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour

September 16, 2014 Huntington Beach, Laguna Niguel, Mission Viejo, Newport, Roseville, Sacramento, San Clemente, San Diego, San Francisco, San Jose, SDSU, Seal Beach, The Dirty 7


The joint headlining tour marks the first time the two artists have toured together. Get your ticket now!

Click here to get your TICKETS for tonight’s show at Shoreline Amphitheatre in San Francisco!!

Click here to get your TICKETS for September 19th show at Verizon Wireless Amphitheater in Irvine!!

Click here to get your TICKETS for September 20th show at Sleep Train Amphitheatre in Chula Vista!!

Click here to get your TICKETS upcoming shows!!

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Newport Girls Are Such Prudes

September 16, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 95


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been hitting the clubs in the Peninsula for months now with no luck. I end up spending hundreds of dollars over the last few months buying drinks for girls and not even ending up with a girl to dance with. I’m pretty fed up…  and this is bullsh*t.  What is wrong with the Peninsula and how do you get laid?

You are playing the game wrong.  You need to be online looking to import women into fantasy land for the weekend. Offer Arkansas day drinking and Disneyland… you will for sure get laid.- nik

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Stay Away From This One

September 14, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 66

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this is Dani Murphy, and Nik, she is the biggest slut I’ve ever known. We used to be friends so I know first hand just how many guys AND girls she has slept with. Seriously nothing is off limits to this girl. She has broken up 3 relationships that I know of (I’m sure there are more). She sends EVERYONE nudes and I mean who wants to see a gross skeleton? Someone needs to wake this whore up and maybe this is just the trick. Put her on blast Nik!

Why does she need 3 toothbrushes?- nik

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How Did Lauren Conrad Manage To Stay Sane

September 10, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 38


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, out of all the reality stars it seems like Lauren Conrad is one of the few that has actually made it in life.  She doesn’t have any mental issues, she works her ass off, doesn’t try and be famous and yet is super famous and look up upon by many young girls.

Don’t forget she had family money. Lauren didn’t have to chase like the others.- nik

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Stay Away From Mark Haderlein Farmers Insurance Agency

September 8, 2014 Dirty Business, Newport 6

mksadfsadTHE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would not recommend taking advice from Mark Haderlein. I found out that I was over-paying 50%. Once I called to tell him that I felt cheated, he rushed me off the phone and literary hung up on me. Mark knew I was on to their unfair practices. My advice is to do your own research when looking for the cheapest insurance premiums or else you will over-pay in the same way I did. Thanks for ruining my life Mark Haderlein.

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