THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA Strong for years. I’ve always thought you give good advice and you always seem to know why people act in a certain manner. I’ll keep it short. I’m in college and the girl I dated for two years broke up with me about three months ago yet she still wants to hang out with me because she misses her “best friend.” She claims that we are never getting back together and that she just enjoys my company as friends, yet we still have sex. I don’t understand why someone who didn’t want to be with me still wants to be friends with me. I’m convinced she is just trying to exert her power over me because she doesn’t really want to cope with the idea of me being completely out of her life. I was completely over this chick and she keeps weaseling her way back in. Can you tell me what is going on in her head and what I should do? Thanks.

Bro, she cannot bare the thought of you sleeping with another woman so she is playing mind games like a selfish c*nt. You need to cut her loose before you look back at your life and say “ugh I should have f*cked more b*tches in college” (we all say it).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, let’s give the crowd what they want.  People were shocked about Ryan McNeeley and wanted to know if this was just a bet he lost, or he really likes to dress like this…  Well here is another set of pics, so either he really does suck at betting, but most likely he likes doing this on his own.  You go GIRL!!!

I think Terminal is his real father.- nik

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Ryan McNeeley Is Your Typical OSU Graduate

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out Ryan McNeeley.  He is a graduate of Ohio State and obviously he loves to dress up.  Wanted to see what you guys think about his outfit and does it fit him well?

This doesn’t look like Halloween… it feels like real life.- nik