Wednesday 19th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Maxime Young

June 13, 2013 Ottawa 12 8,356 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik.. so this is maxime young hes 20 years old and has been with more girls then hugh hefner.. every week he has a new girl and he lives in this small town that these girls havent realised that thier only his for like a minute.. he just recently lost a girlfriend in a fatal car crash but it was a matter of time he would of cheated on her.. hes had so many girl its hard to keep count these poor girls dont know what thier in for so that why im exposing this trick because i was one of his first victims… he told me he loved me and the next day hes with another girl and while he was with that girl he was still texting me.all he cares about is his broken down cars.. he even takes pictures of his private parts while in his car its like his car turns him on. its disgusting.. hes broken hearts real bad. their was one girl who loved him so much and she thought the same and he screwed her over that she moved away.. he has no job has no life still lives with his father and does drugs all the time all he thinks about is pussy money weed. and even this week he had one gf and like a couple of hours later hes with another its like hes got a list of whos next.. stop breaking hearts max…… Loser of the century

He’s a muff diver, not a receiver.  I decided.- nik



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Tricks On Welfare

June 10, 2013 Montreal, Ottawa 74 7,643 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Everyone watch out for this gold digging trash bag. Yes, she might look ALRIGHT, but this girl will have you in trouble at the doctors. I’m talking drd’s. She’s a full blown escort that does it all. How do I know you ask. Well, I used to be a driver for the dirt bag. Clients used to chase her out their house claiming she would steal while they were cleaning up. A few people had told me they’ve caught some serious drd’s from her and that her pssy stunk worst than a bag full of fish heads soaked in cat piss. She uses guys for everything there worth and leaves them to rot with their newly acquired diseases. Surprisingly she has boyfriends that are unaware of her escorting ways and habits of drug abuse. I know this because I had an old friend that was with her and when I brought this information to light he had dismissed the claims until one day where I had the pleasure of taking for a ride with me when to his surprise I picked Tam up from one of her clients houses. Good times. Apparently she’s leaving Ottawa to live in Montreal for family purposes, but I’m sure we can figure out that’s a cover story for her being a dirty hoe. What’s really disgusting is that this filth collects welfare while hoeing around for extra cash. She’s 23 and lives in Overbrook if anyone still wants to hit that. Female or male she’s down for it all as long as the price is right. Bring a bottle of wine and it you just might get in there free of charge. I figured I’m doing everyone a favor for exposing this heaping pile of waste. Ignore this warning at your own risk.



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Jessica Charboneau

June 6, 2013 Kingston, Ottawa 106 9,370 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik sorry to have to bring this filth to this page. She needs her own site called rotten this girl Möved from here ktown up to the Big City of ottawa. She had to leave here cause 1. Noone can stand this fake hoe. Imagine being around someone who lies about her whole life because her actual life is so pathetic. She grew up with money and spoiled by her daddy its so Weird to see her Act like shes from the hood. She claims kingston is full of birds. Well she was by far the biggest BIRD here. She flew the coop with some chink in ottawa who picked her up while He Was Living here. Little does He know she the dirtiest Most used up akut kingstons had. My brother fucked her one drunk night said her pussy was leaking Green shit and smelt like 1000 rotting oysters. Shes disgusting take a look at the second pic. Jess are you proud of ur sttetched out asshole.. and ur pussy area is loolinh VERY GREY. ur suppose to be white. Sorry but dark bruised Grey stretched p**sy-not hot. News flash. And if u want to know what she really looks like well now u know. Pic 1 is her naturally. Dirty brown hair and nasty face. She now dyes her hair blonde bleach trying to Impress her new bf because He only likes blondes. She Talks shit about all the girls and guys here in kingston all cause noone likes to be associates with raunchy disgusting people like you. Try having a Convo with this bimbo. All she Knies is omg. And like omg like an ahhhh. Shes actially retarded. Must be why shes with a chink He doesn speak much english all u would need is body language but News flash she did body language with everyone already. She is one loose stinky girl. Beware ottawa. And honey dont worry about coming to kingston. We dont need your filth here!

That clip-in placement makes me think she’s getting a bald patch.- nik



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Christy Cheff/Lady Cee

June 4, 2013 Ottawa 86 5,966 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Want your help showing off this girl. Her name is Christy Cheff. In the streets they call her Lady Cee but I like to call her Lady Scum. This girl seriously needs help. She is bi-polar and extremely obsessive and will blackmail anyone she can sink her claws into. This girl also plans on living off of welfare for the rest of her sorry life. She screws the government all the time because she does not want to claim her child support payments. (sad to say she is getting away with it for now). Now she is targeting a 19 year old guy who she constantly talks shit about behind his back like he is an illegal alien, and that he smells and when she is on skype there is a bunch of dirty clothes in the background.) This girl is dirty; she once slept with a married man for 2 years knowing his wife as well. She also f*cked a guy in Montreal for $20 and a McDonald’s cheeseburger. How low does it get? This girl started her own dirty life very young. From the age of 12 she was sleeping with a 39 year old man for money. You can ask anyone in her hometown that is over 25 yrs old and they will tell you. She moved from Ottawa to her hometown (cochrane) but now located in timmins, Ontario because her reputation in both towns was horrible. She was the biggest slut in both towns (especially in Ottawa) that is why she talks shit about Ottawa all the time and that she would not ever come back. It’s because everyone knows she sleeps with any one she meets. All you have to do it buy her a burger, a pack a smokes and some alcohol and weed. She will meet up with you and ask you to buy her food or send her $20 through email transfer. All she does it party with the money she gets and leaves her almost 1 year old with anyone just to go and party and get some dick. She thinks she is 16 years old again without a kid. She also targets newcomers to the country so she can black mail them for money and when she does not get it she will threaten them to have them deported (for no reason at all) or she will threaten to call the cops on them. This girl HAS NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE. She even treats her own friends like shit and fcks all their boyfriends. She slept with all the black guys in Timmins; you can ask any black guy and they will tell you. She almost run through all of the black men in Ottawa too. She already fucked all of the guys in Cochrane so that is why she is now in Timmins. What I say in this is the facts and the truth. This girl is one of the best con artists around. She makes herself look like such a goody too shoes (which is isn’t). She is very two-faced and manipulative with her puss in boots sad eyes. GUYS BE AWARE, she also tells a lot of lies about her baby dad; tried getting him deported and tried getting revenue Canada after him and blackmailed him for the longest time because he moved on and did not want her sorry ass back. Before you date her GET HER TESTED. This girl will get up first thing in the morning, wont shower, cover her ugly face in Make-up and smoke. Make this girl shower before you fuck her. She never showers and her pussy smells like rotten fish. She complains that she is broke but spends all her money on weed, alcohol and smokes. If you open her fridge; there is only booze and no food or baby stuff. She always tries to suck money out of her family ALL THE TIME. She is even trying to be friends with Sabrina because she slept with Sabrina’s boy friends (and told her she did not know about it). She also slept with all the black guys in Saintex Club in Hull. Reason for posting this is the world needs to know what this sneaky bitch is like; would not want anyone else getting hurt by her manipulative ways. We also have record of her dissing black guys (will be on YouTube soon). Christy: I hope you read this you dirty skank….what you don;t like for yourself don’t do onto others…..KARMA IS A BITCH!!!! you know everything in this is the truth that is the sad part (but you will deny all of this). People will investigate if they believe its true. She will use her son as a pawn to gain leverage. SO ALL YOU GUYS OUT THERE PLEASE BE CAREFUL AND DO NOT GIVE HER ANY INFORMATION; IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE COUNTRY STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM HER. SHE HAS VERY BAD CREDIT AND TONS OF DEBT; YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET A HOUSE OR EVEN A CAR WITH THIS BITCH!!!!!! EVEN AFTER THAT SHE WILL TRY TO TAKE IT ALL AWAY FROM YOU. She is so cold that she won’t even allow her baby dad to see the child birth. As god as my witness; everything in this is the truth; we investigated all of this to give you hard core facts and information.

Why bother with panties if your body eats them?- nik



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Meet Jordan Kenney

May 31, 2013 Ottawa 22 5,575 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Jordan Kenney: girlfriend beater, victim player, hypocrite, sociopath. For the last year, I have watched his ex, Rebecca, go through hell and back because of this “man”. Black eyes, bruised neck, and always the same excuse: “She’s a crazy c*nt”. You would think after his new girlfriend, Charlene, screwed him AND her ex in the same day, he’d realize that Rebecca was the best girl he ever had. Instead, he loves to talk about how much of a c*nt she is. Today, she came over, terribly upset because, yet again, she heard that her 9 YEAR OLD SISTER is a cnt. If he isn’t working his dead-end job, he’s sure to be found at home, getting high and shit talking. He loves to talk about how filthy n*gg**s are, how all he wants in a woman is nice tits and the ability to cook. Of course, Rebecca is also to blame for his dead end job, his family estrangement, but where would he be without a scapegoat? I am sick of watching this @ss hurt my friend, over and over. She is afraid that SHE is the one being judged, and he loves it. This ass needs to be put on blast. His ho might be fine with meeting his still-bruised ex, but when she finds the next dick, he’s bound to invite another Lauren into his bed. (Oh, I guess we forgot to mention HIS cheating on Charlene, right? Yeah…). Hopefully the next Lauren/Charlene is smarter after this warning. GIRLS, STAY AWAY FROM THIS KID. Unless you like falling in love, and then head first into a wall. I am happy to know that in posting this, Rebecca feels supported by the people that matter.

That’s what people look like after a night at the rave.- nik



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Chantelle Constantineau

May 28, 2013 Ottawa 22 5,601 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Chantelle Constantineau known as TRENCHBULL the fugliest wench ever to the Monseigneur Lemieux ave!!! Known to visit door to door to gossip and cry the blues. This evil sycho bitch will yell at your children and chase them down the streets. Goes to different food banks at least 4 times a month to feed her children while the money gets spent on her drug addict drunk hubby who is also known for being a pedifile. They call him PD (denis) This horrible woman is so manly looking she walks like shes got a pool stick up her ass. She thinks she works for the city ( LIES) she volunteers at a school she got suspended from work because her child went and said daddy touched him ( FCKING DISTURBING ) Yet she supports him fully while he scams the government . She goes around shovelling peoples laneways in the winter to try to have friends, She thinks she own her house and wants total control of HER PROPERTY! BITCH news flash….its the city of Ottawa property, your in housing!!! GET WITH IT !!! All she can say to everyone is ( I CALL THE COPS ) everyday . This unfit mother grabs her children by the throat and leaves them home alone , come on….. there only kids…. under the age of 9. Feel sorry for these kids. Anyways, this sacydoo piece of shyt man whore trenches thru the streets with her CONSTRUCTION BOOTS, cant afford shoes??? Jogging pants that are too short her favorite are the purple ones!!!! LOL…. some days the bright red ones that are way to short!!! oh can’t forget the coveralls, is she working for the streets!! possibly a sign lady looking for attention!! PEOPLE RUNNNNNN for safety when you see this HOOLAGAN MOOCH before she stalks you with her camera , she is known for video taping every move people make. cameras installed all over her house ( CREEEEEEEEPYYYYY) GET OFF HER GRASS she may bite ya or call COPS, this broad has 911 on speed dial! She thinks she has friends , little does she know, there all laughing behind her back and pointing out the obvious! We call her the trenchbull , guess the movie MATILDA reminds everyone of her! SCARY !!!! Be advised, she may throw your kids around by there pony tails and toss them yards away WTF……. oh theres much more on this horrible woMAN …. Does she not have family, all that ever goes to her place is 2 old men she must get her milk n bread somehow . She harbours children in her locked up backyard while her husband sits in his touch tent ( gazebo which is always closed up) WRONG!!!!! this is all wrong and very disturbing, dont even think she realizes what an awful person she actually is! My advise to the public, stay as far away as you possibly can …. none of this is lies its all truth to a T.

Looks like she’s going for a third plate…- nik



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