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Had a Great Ass

May 13, 2014 Paris 7

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This is my ex who cheated on me by sucking a black cock

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Lowlife King

May 12, 2014 London, Paris 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: big breasted viagra-popping woman abuser known in the south of france as jason kingsley is living proof that redneck backwoods farm boys are drunks, wife beaters, and law breakers. another day fighting people at the bar and running out on his tab. low class and no education once pooped his pants in a suit when drunk. let’s hope when rich women from st. tropez are done slumming it, this lowlife thieving trash will go home to one of the haggard passaround loose bartender nasty. we hear he loves waiting turn for those local lowie box of assorted creams (share with all your friends!) but how many girls saw drunk Mister Softy cry in bed holding his wimpy wet noodle? i think they call your problems ‘impotent rage’ my friend…. so be careful all that viagra might pop the veins in your whitetrash forehead! we like to take photos of him crosseyed drunk because its a preview of what his babies will look like. go back to the gutter from where you came King rat  but your getting fat…so you might not fit down there

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This Has To Be Your Girl For 2014

February 16, 2014 Paris, The Dirty 28


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl is a Russian model for Ralph Lauren an others, I forgot her name, I think Valeria or something, but I’m defensively sure this is your girl for 2014, way better than Margot Robbie!!!

I’m not sold on the teeth yet, tell me more.- nik

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Victoria Secret Class Of 2013

December 12, 2013 Hollywood, Paris, The Dirty 119

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I watch the show and it made me disgusted. These girls are old and beat and most of them look like they are fat but skinny. My friends said I was crazy because I said I would not with any of those nasty ass anorexic girls.

Like I said on Twitter… they are much better looking through Instagram filters.- nik

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The French Kim Kardashian

December 5, 2013 Paris, The Dirty 58


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nabilla Benattia is a French model. They call her the French Kim Kardashian, I don’t really see it but I think she’s beautiful and something about her is really sexy as f*ck. So Mr. Nik Richie, what do you think of the French Kim K?

Nabilla looks way hotter than Kim K… she should be insulted by that moniker. She is a little elfie in the ears though.- nik

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European People Are Blind

November 1, 2013 Paris, The Dirty 108

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Monika Nutautaitė is considered one of the hottest girls on social networks out in Europe.  I don’t know if they are blind or don’t see but the girl has an authentic eight head.  There has to be a surgeon that can drop that hairline.

Yeah, the hand trick wont work on us Americans.- nik

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Congrats Nik Richie For Having Big Balls

October 25, 2013 Paris, The Dirty 37


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! I love your website! Thank you from your fans in France! We need more ballsy men like you in this world, brave, unafraid, and talented. I think you are brilliant (other than some of your degrading comments towards women, but that can be your Middle Eastern side?). Anyways, thanks for keeping people “accountable” for their actions. This site is a HUGE SERVICE to the modern world. I hope that you keep up the good work. Your website has been voted one of the top 10,000 website in the world according to an international study; I am hoping we can go for top 1,000 in the next three years.

Thank you France.- nik

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Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Are Done

October 6, 2013 Hollywood, Paris, The Dirty 130

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out Kim K’s +2′s after she gave birth to South East… North South?  Or whatever the little oreas name is… I’m glad to see her body going to sh*t and how saggy and nasty she is getting.  Wanted to see what you think?

I think those are nursing boobs filled with MILK and nobody wants to see them. I don’t understand why she is flaunting her sag? Kanye check your girl… she aint no Amber Rose.- nik

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