This Has To Be Your Girl For 2014

February 16, 2014 Paris, The Dirty 28 97,426 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this girl is a Russian model for Ralph Lauren an others, I forgot her name, I think Valeria or something, but I’m defensively sure this is your girl for 2014, way better than Margot Robbie!!!

I’m not sold on the teeth yet, tell me more.- nik

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Victoria Secret Class Of 2013

December 12, 2013 Hollywood, Paris, The Dirty 119 103,416 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I watch the show and it made me disgusted. These girls are old and beat and most of them look like they are fat but skinny. My friends said I was crazy because I said I would not with any of those nasty ass anorexic girls.

Like I said on Twitter… they are much better looking through Instagram filters.- nik

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The French Kim Kardashian

December 5, 2013 Paris, The Dirty 49 103,552 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nabilla Benattia is a French model. They call her the French Kim Kardashian, I don’t really see it but I think she’s beautiful and something about her is really sexy as f*ck. So Mr. Nik Richie, what do you think of the French Kim K?

Nabilla looks way hotter than Kim K… she should be insulted by that moniker. She is a little elfie in the ears though.- nik

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European People Are Blind

November 1, 2013 Paris, The Dirty 105 91,840 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Monika Nutautaitė is considered one of the hottest girls on social networks out in Europe.  I don’t know if they are blind or don’t see but the girl has an authentic eight head.  There has to be a surgeon that can drop that hairline.

Yeah, the hand trick wont work on us Americans.- nik

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Congrats Nik Richie For Having Big Balls

October 25, 2013 Paris, The Dirty 37 92,017 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! I love your website! Thank you from your fans in France! We need more ballsy men like you in this world, brave, unafraid, and talented. I think you are brilliant (other than some of your degrading comments towards women, but that can be your Middle Eastern side?). Anyways, thanks for keeping people “accountable” for their actions. This site is a HUGE SERVICE to the modern world. I hope that you keep up the good work. Your website has been voted one of the top 10,000 website in the world according to an international study; I am hoping we can go for top 1,000 in the next three years.

Thank you France.- nik

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Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Are Done

October 6, 2013 Hollywood, Paris, The Dirty 129 108,528 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out Kim K’s +2′s after she gave birth to South East… North South?  Or whatever the little oreas name is… I’m glad to see her body going to sh*t and how saggy and nasty she is getting.  Wanted to see what you think?

I think those are nursing boobs filled with MILK and nobody wants to see them. I don’t understand why she is flaunting her sag? Kanye check your girl… she aint no Amber Rose.- nik

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Whale Wars Without Her MAC Forcefield

October 3, 2013 Paris, The Dirty 185 92,861 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Whale Wars was spotted in Paris without her MAC forcefield and OMG… look at that pizza face. Just when I thought she couldn’t get uglier haha. My boyfriend said she was hot the other day but he sure changed his mind after seeing this.

There you go America… that whale is what you think is a SUPER MODEL. She represents us to other countries. No wonder the French laugh at us.- nik

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Nabilla Is Not Close To Perfection

September 24, 2013 Paris, The Dirty 28 93,869 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong for years, after seeing Nabilla or one of her underlings post her picture proclaiming perfectness it got me a little excited, I don’t think I’ve seen a brunette on Elviras level for a long time (swordcase is a 7.7 only due to the ITG). But unfortunately like most that have been submitted a simple google search chattered any real potential here especially after they set up the expectations.  Not only is she soft and probably pushing 170 but she has a tattoo of an Asian symbol on her sagging refund gapped chest, fake eyebrows and could probably play a song with the noise her thighs make when rubbing. I’m sure a few white Knights will defend her by proclaiming these are terrible candid images so everyone please go ahead and look for yourselves online.

All I see is the perfect Hilton Logo. Nabilla is a walking throwback billboard for the Hilton’s.- nik


The World’s Best Brunette

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