THE DIRTY ARMY: Hazel Tossler is a wannabe Playboy model from Northeast Philly with no life accomplishments and no brains. She works menial jobs and when she tried getting a job at a strip club, she couldn’t even make much money there. That’s probably because she has no game, no gift of gab, and no boobs lol. She kept telling everyone she was getting a boob job soon but that never happened, probably because she was broke from making minimum wage and gullibly letting people mooch off her. Every time she failed at something with a job, she’d put on an unconvincing bravado and say, “But it doesn’t matter if I don’t make any money. Because I’m gonna be a model.” She has done small gigs and she’s kinda pretty in a girl next door way, but we do not think she is supermodel material. Even her own dad told her to stop living in a fantasy world and go back to school to get a real job, and that she wouldn’t make it as a model because she’d have to be “really hot like Carmen Electra.” Fail!As if the lack of a lucrative career isn’t bad enough, she is a doormat who lets people walk all over with her. She has gotten herself in living situations MULTIPLE times where friends and a boyfriend will move in with her, rack up crazy high heat bills and become deadbeats on their shares of the rent, and leave her with huge debts that she can’t afford. Once is bad enough, but to let that happen more than that, really? It’s no wonder she is in her 30s and living at home with her parents. Also, when her boyfriend–the “love of her life”–got another girl pregnant (during a very brief break, or so I’m told) with the baby Hazel always wanted to have, she STILL crawled back to him! What self-respecting girl would want that?! Is it any surprise that she ended up getting dumped by him (yet again!) and kicked out of his house, sent back to live with Mom? Come on, girl! You can do better than that! But until then, you just appear as a big joke.

Interesting greg shaped panties..- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik there’s a total weirdo hitting people up on the dating sites. His name is Adam and he goes by the screen name adam[]. He’s nothing special and rather dull looking. It’s pathetic enough when guys have to beg girls on a dating site for sex, but for this loser, just convincing a girl to call him would be a huge deal. I’ve included a screenshot of him practically begging me to call him. Lmao this was a blank profile that I made up with no intention to actually meet guys, just lurk at profiles my friends found entertaining (seriously, wouldn’t the lack of content be a clue??). How desperate does a guy have to be to give his number out even to a blank profile?! He’d also messaged several of my girl friends only weeks earlier, begging them to call him, promising it’d be “the best 5 minutes of [their] life.” Haha yeah okay. If it’s that hard for him to get a phone call from a chick, I can only imagine he’s a real life 40 year old virgin and not by his choice lol. I guess years of rejections caused him to drop his standards to becoming fulfilled if he simply gets a phone call?

You don’t need to lean in towards the camera..- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: What happens when you give your number to a guy at zee bar. Haha

You should add a picture of him and his full name.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the girl cheats on her boyfriend all time. She ruined our family by cheating with my husband and her boyfriend doesn’t even know about it. Home record who dressed and smells like a skank. Don’t let this girl near your boyfriend, the girl is a user, manipulator and a skank. She manipulates and pretends to be a good girl but she is psycho. She also tries to ruin me and my husbands reputation by contacting our job and my children. PURE PYSCHO.

Your reputation is fine, its your husbands she’s ruined.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to know what you think about this loser. Where to begin with Steve. He’s an overweight mooch who has stolen from other people and has been sued TWICE for being a deadbeat debtor to folks. He is psychotically jealous in relationships yet he hypocritically cheats on girls. He hits on his little sister’s friends publicly on facebook in the comments section as a last ditch attempt to score a date. But I think the biggest thing to know about Steve are his sad habitual lies. The “cancer” he claimed to have. The DMC Delorean he claimed to have as a result of being a drag racing champ. The beautiful female friend he supposedly had that suddenly died…it turned out this friend did not even exist, being nothing more than a photo of some hot chick he found online. That chick turned out to be an actress and stunt double named Sara Holden, who has since started to make a name for herself in Hollywood…looks like Steve got pwned on that one! He and his girlfriend even claimed to have two kids. He lied about everything, because that was the only way he could get attention. Otherwise, people just ignored him, because he was mediocre looking at best, dull, emotionally abusive, and he is just generally a loser. This guy is as lame as they come.

A little late to be following the donation site trend.- nik