THE DIRTY ARMY: Hazel Tossler is a wannabe Playboy model from Northeast Philly with no life accomplishments and no brains. She works menial jobs and when she tried getting a job at a strip club, she couldn’t even make much money there. That’s probably because she has no game, no gift of gab, and no boobs lol. She kept telling everyone she was getting a boob job soon but that never happened, probably because she was broke from making minimum wage and gullibly letting people mooch off her. Every time she failed at something with a job, she’d put on an unconvincing bravado and say, “But it doesn’t matter if I don’t make any money. Because I’m gonna be a model.” She has done small gigs and she’s kinda pretty in a girl next door way, but we do not think she is supermodel material. Even her own dad told her to stop living in a fantasy world and go back to school to get a real job, and that she wouldn’t make it as a model because she’d have to be “really hot like Carmen Electra.” Fail!As if the lack of a lucrative career isn’t bad enough, she is a doormat who lets people walk all over with her. She has gotten herself in living situations MULTIPLE times where friends and a boyfriend will move in with her, rack up crazy high heat bills and become deadbeats on their shares of the rent, and leave her with huge debts that she can’t afford. Once is bad enough, but to let that happen more than that, really? It’s no wonder she is in her 30s and living at home with her parents. Also, when her boyfriend–the “love of her life”–got another girl pregnant (during a very brief break, or so I’m told) with the baby Hazel always wanted to have, she STILL crawled back to him! What self-respecting girl would want that?! Is it any surprise that she ended up getting dumped by him (yet again!) and kicked out of his house, sent back to live with Mom? Come on, girl! You can do better than that! But until then, you just appear as a big joke.
Interesting greg shaped panties..- nik