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Chill With The Selfies

November 26, 2014 Philadelphia, The Dirty 52


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick Lauren Andreoli needs to be put on blast. She posts 20 selfies a day on IG and her nose hogs the whole picture. There is nothing worse than a girl who thinks the world of herself for no reason. A pound of makeup and extensions don’t cover up the truth. She is in need of a new nose and a solution to that awful refund gap. What do you think?

They invented nose jobs for a reason. So why did you waste the money on a Tori Spelling boob job?- nik

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Julz Is The Female Dan Bilzerian

November 20, 2014 Miami, Philadelphia 41


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who is this chic?  She throws parties in Miami and a good ones at that.  But can she make that much money? Where does she get that kind of money? She has pics with many celebs on her IG… do we know more about this female Bilzerian?

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Creepy Professor From UPenn

November 17, 2014 Manhattan, Penn State, Philadelphia, The Dirty 223

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is my professor at UPenn, Stefan Al. He messaged me on okCupid! and it was obvious that he was on that site for a hookup. I also saw him on tinder but blocked him immediately. He is obviously trolling these free sites for a lay. Does he not care that he is a professor? That is just beyond creepy. It’s safe to say, I will not be taking any future courses with him. He’s old enough to be my dad!

Stefan Al dresses like Kanye West.- nik

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Cassandra Cunningham

November 13, 2014 Miami, Philadelphia 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: I found a post from June about this girl I met and I just wanted to update her location. She’s been living near new philly, oh and apparently is living in Miami, fl. She is a pathological liar and if you befriend her after reading this, you deserve everything you get.

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Brittney Stone Only Has Two Things Going For Her

November 2, 2014 Philadelphia, Staten Island, The Dirty 41


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brittney Stone. She’s proof that having huge tits will make people ignore all your other faults. People talk about her like she’s some kind of Goddess. Aside from those boobs she just looks banged up to me. Do you think she has anything going for her besides those two big assets of hers?

She is one kid away from living a 250 pound life with no chance of comeback.- nik

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Talk About A Refund Gap

October 26, 2014 Philadelphia, The Dirty 59

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, had to show you this.  She works at Club Risque in Philly.  Yes, those +2′s are that jacked up, I hope she makes enough money to get them redone.

Spongebob?- nik

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How Hot Is This Brunette

October 11, 2014 Philadelphia, The Dirty 12


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think I found a brunette for you. Her name is Lauren Young, she’s an up and coming model. She went to my high school and was one of the sweetest girls, so it’s really awesome to see her becoming successful. What do you think Nik- I know you can’t say no to this beauty!

I don’t like her teeth.- nik

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Police Chief’s Daughter Among Three Charged in Philly Gay Bashing

October 4, 2014 Philadelphia, The Dirty 107


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think you need to read about this girl Kathryn Knott here, can’t believe she is the Police Chief’s daughter. Three suspects, including the daughter of an area police chief — have turned themselves in to authorities in connection with the assault on a same-sex couple in Philadelphia earlier this month. Sept. 23rd, police announced charges against Kathryn Knott, 24, Philip Williams, 24, and Kevin Harrigan, 26, in relation to the September 11 attack, with each suspect facing two counts of aggravated assualt, two counts of simple assault, recklessly endangering another person, and criminal conspiracy. All three are residents of nearby Bucks County, Pa.

I blame the Fireball for her eyebrows.- nik

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