THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this here is Austin Lindsey. While he may be cute, he is one of the rudest, douchiest scum bags of the Portland area. He is a regular/VIP at The Escape, which is the most disgusting, trashiest club in Portland. To be a VIP there, imagine what type of person you have to be. Gross and indecent. He has let his looks go to his head. Looks fade, hunni. You’re going to be ugly as shit one day with a shit personality to compensate for it. You treat others like trash, are rude to people who try to be polite for no other reason than to think it makes you look sassy and hot. It doesn’t. It makes you look like scum. You don’t have everyone fooled. Also, Portland Idol? Really? What a joke. You think that makes you someone and matters? I laugh every time you get so worked up and excited about something so silly and meaningless. Anyways, Austin, you’re a piece of shit. Time to grow up and act like an adult.