THE DIRTY ARMY: Christian Loring. This guy is a great example of why some people should not breed. He is ugly as shit, absolutely useless, pathetic & sad… yet somehow has developed this complex of being like an adonis and a gift to the world around him… that is, a fantasy world he has created for himself. He hasn’t had a job since he got canned from Aloft in March (it’s the end of October. Pathetic.), and somehow manages to survive by leeching off others. Just look at his tumblr and the ‘Donate’ button. These pictures speak for themselves. The guy is delusional, pathetic, and a terrible person. I’m pretty sure he’s also bi-polar… You’re almost 21, Christian. It is time to dislodge yourself from kiddie land and start acting like an adult with responsibilities. And in closing, I fully expect an onslaught of supporters telling me I’m bad, and mean, and wrong that are all hanging out with Christian in his fantasy world. Bring it. Just because 10…20…30…people might say/think something doesn’t mean they’re correct. Christian is trash.