Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Liz Collman

May 14, 2013 Raleigh-Durham 3 8,313 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I work BOH at a restaurant called Tijuana Flats (if that means anything to anyone) and this girl just got hired a few weeks ago and i personally think she is by far the hottest one to ever work here. She has some serious +2s and i just happen to love blondes. I added her on FB but she hasnt accepted, so unfortunately this was the only pic i could upload (her profile pic). But damn! Shes all sweet and innocent at work, when i looked her up and saw that pic i was actually shocked. obviously looks like she does some sort of adult modeling but she has told us she\’s only had waitressing jobs.

She is beat.- nik



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Trash Can Porter

May 14, 2013 Raleigh-Durham 10 6,253 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: LOGAN PORTER is the typical pretty boy douchebag!!! He walks around and acts like his shit doesn’t stink when we can all smell it from miles away. He comes off as a sweet country boy, but he has gotten everyone fooled. He lives in MT OLIVE (the town of pickles and nickels seeing as they can’t afford anything) but comes into Wilmington to visit his trailer trash girlfriend Erika ‘Lee’. She is a WHOLE other level of disgust. She has fucked her way into every job she has ever had…and then fucked her way out. My friend once witnessed her queif on command. You just puked on command too? She has burned bridges with every person in this town after her pity party sob stories began to get old to each and every person. The only people who do like her are the guys she’s showing her bologna nipples to and spreading her legs for behind Logan’s back. They try and act like they are the perfect couple, meanwhile she walks around with a black eye he gave her when he walked in on her fcking another guy… Can you say couple of the year? These two really are a piece of work! Someone once told me about them taking a girls dog and refusing to give it back! These two really think they are a modern day Bonnie and Clyde…. Or should we say Whitney and Bobby Brown?

That other guy shoulda gave him 2.- nik



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Would You

May 13, 2013 Raleigh-Durham, Would You? 1 6,202 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Katie Boivin from Fayetteville, NC. She thinks she is sexy as hell and I just have to know… Would you?!

Answer: No, overexposure is an eyesore, not attractive.- nik



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Kelly Stupnick Henneberg Cheating

May 6, 2013 Cougars, Raleigh-Durham 8 7,111 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Horse Face Kelly Stupnick Henneberg is caught cheating again!! LOOK AT DATE!! Emailing guys videos of puppies falling down stairs. What kind of sick weirdo are you lady? Plus she’s emailing a guy who is known to have DRDs on his face. Who knows what’s shes spreading around that Lexus leasing place she works at??? eww. Shouldn’t have abandoned your son to cheat on your husband. Worst mistake ever….too bad this post will never come down because all of this information is true and can be proven if need be! BEWARE of DRDs!!! This is a public Service announcement for RDU area. Also if any divorce attorneys are working with Patrick Henneberg, please leave contact info in comments section and I’ll make sure you get all the supporting evidence with times and dates!! Truth hurts but also my duty to protect the public So Sorry for your son



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He Loves The Ladies

May 2, 2013 Raleigh-Durham 20 7,858 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Trey Massengills already been put up here once but hes still man whoring and apparently having a girlfriend hasn’t stopped him, hes cheating on her. He rides all around Dudley with his pothead friends tearing other people stuff up. Let me inform you of one thing He’s some so called “man” if he was he wouldn’t be living with hes grandma and Trey grow the hell up and quit trying to live in the party stage your almost 20 you say your a man act like one.

His family would not like this.- nik



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David Massey AKA Possum

April 30, 2013 Fayetteville, Raleigh-Durham 5 7,061 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Just so everyone knows David Massey AKA “POSSUM” although its spelt OPOSSUM, is a USER. all he does is run up your light bill and water bill. and when you tell him rent is going to go up $180 buck because he canceled his foodstamp card he gave to you for partial rent and because the electric bill is so high, he throws a hissy fit and moves out. all he does is use what friends he has left. Before you know it he will be out of places to live and be living in a cardboard box riding a bike to work. and i dont give a fuck anymore. yall can get mad at me. idc anymore. all i did was try to help and all he did was make my house a mess and stink it up. THIS IS A WARNING FOR EVERYONE IN FAYETTEVILLE, NC AND SURROUNDING AREAS. feel free to share this so no one else gets put in the whole and has to resort to selling their shit to feed their kids like i have to now. Also, all he does is use women and cheat on them. And once he gets caught, he tries to flip the script and blame it all on that female. I havent experienced it, but MANY of my female friends have.

He looks like a lost boy.- nik



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