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Get Over It

November 20, 2014 Sacramento 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Everytime I see her face I gag…I wonder what the hell HE was thinking?? This girl can put a brick up her nose. She sends slutty pics to married men. Looks for love in the Wrong places, we all want something we cant have. Worry about your self and YOUR family.

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Emily Caraway

November 19, 2014 Sacramento 17

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Well summer of 2013 there was this girl from Orangevale. Seemed fun and goofy at first… Until I found out she was a fat slut muffin. This girl not only gets around it multiple man gang bangs, but cheats on the guy she “loves” with the boyfriend of her friend! So this selfish cock sucker has no problem fcking anyone over (or fcking anyone for that matter) to meet her own agenda. Say hello to one serious cum guzzling dumpster slut!

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Angelica Munoz of the 530

November 17, 2014 Sacramento 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this grosky gorilla bitch is Angelica Munoz, she is the most ratchet bitch in the whole god damn USA. She resides in the 530 tho. She thinks her shit don’t stank but lemme tell you it does, bad. Multiple guys she’s been with have said her pussy STANK, ew. Some foul shit. She is the most grimiest little girl who talks the MOST shit , she is so hypocritical and always harasses girls for being “sluts” but in reality she’s fcked more guys then most the girls she’s talked shit on and even had a picture saying “fck who I want” dates older guys and even goes around talking about sucking dick and what not. Not to mention has drd’s YUCK Last I heard she can’t even suck dick good lmao the most hypocritical little cunt. She thinks fighting is “cute” nobody wants her at parties cuz that’s all she knows how to do with her life, and she doesn’t even do a good job at it, she for sure doesn’t even know how to fight…she only does it dirty and looks retarded af LMAO this bitch needs Jesus bad she even post pictures about Christianity. This bitch doesn’t realize she gonna burn down below the way this she lives and her morals. She is a scary ass manly ass girl. She acts n talks like a man, and even looks like one, yikes it’s pretty bad. Butch goes around calling whoever “ratchet” but is blind af she is the most ratchet human being to walk among us . No lie this little ass girl (by little I mean mentally) is this most ugliest girls inside and OUT. She thinks everyone loves her but in reality, everyone hates her whether they keep it a secret or not. She can’t even keep a bf haha she’s also a compulsive liar, a bad one so watch out everyone she’s a grimy snake. She even thinks she’s “hella pretty” and “beautiful” lmfao! Someone please get this bitch a mirror, she’s fat, stinky, needs to shower and looks like a man bitch hella ugly and I know it’s true cuz everyone agrees. It’s time this bitch gets exposed , don’t care how harsh it is it’s the brutal truth and this bitch is gonna get karma BAD in life the way she acts. Hey Angelica or as hella ppl say angelicunt, change youre wardrobe chico tired of seein your curvless chunky body. This girl don’t even have an ass at all, hell no. She is one of the most fake girls I’ve ever came across, you are nothing close to real bitch. Re evaluate you’re life

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Gerado Aceves and Lizbeth Bravo are frauds

November 17, 2014 Sacramento 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Gerado Aceves and his girl Lizbeth Bravo. Seriously Gerado your’re only 23 (with two kids) and your driving a lambo thinking your the shit in yuba shitty. You and your girlfriend Liz are the JOKE of the town. Liz has a kid with him and sits on her ass collecting welfare while Gerado drug deals around Nor Cal. We all see right through your bullshit. Liz has been posted on the dirty before btw! Somebody needs to tell this girl that she looks like a fucking man, seriously she has very handsome features. Quit buying your followers and likes on Instgram too Liz. I feel so bad for their daughter. Liz and Gerado you have NO class running around leasing cars and homes posting shit online like you’ve made it and you have the life. No ONE wants your ghetto ass yuba city life. You\’re both nobodies and fakes! It’s time somebody exposed these two loser roaches.

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Emily Smith

November 14, 2014 Calgary, Sacramento, San Jose 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Emily Smith is a nineteen year old scene slut that works at the Lieutenants Pump. On week days when she isn’t cheating on her boyfriend Graham Finnigan after work, she’s at Mavericks watching what ever shitty local band is playing and taking selfies with all the dudes she’s slept with. This girl plays the pity card by whinning about how her parents died and how badly she wants to move back to Alberta because she leads such a hard life. It must be so having unprotected sex with every guy you meet and having two abortions in one year. This girl is stage five clinger material and if you attempt to even get her drunk, she’ll even go on a little rant about how pop punk she is and what her next hair color is going to be. This little girl is the epitome of self pity and everything attention seeking. Oh, don’t forget her two bffs, Nathan Farren and Ryan Wilson who sleep with anything as young as 14 and spread chlamydia among the city. Gosh, she has such a hard life, dont you think.

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The Joke of Sac

November 10, 2014 Sacramento 10

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Jenifer Rundle and she is not just another whore from sac. She is also as crazy as a shit house rat and just as dirty. Dont let the cute innocent smile fool you. She will fck any guy as long as they have drugs, cash, or a place for her to stay. Even tho she has a boyfriend she still was fckin her homeboy on the regular. But even that wasnt enough because she got caught fckin her homeboys friend also. An she wonders why she has no more friends. Instead she has hella people that just laugh at how much she continues to fuck up her life.

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Money Shot Kate

November 10, 2014 Sacramento 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, I saw a post about this girl named Hilary Sanger and had to follow up. She likes to post these semi-x rated pics of her and her man on Instagram with captions like, “heees miiine bitches.” Not sure how she hasnt been reported I guess it’s the norm for these nasty Stockton hoes.

Also See: Sanger the Swanger

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Gothic Witch

November 10, 2014 Redding, Sacramento 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: She sleeps with anyone who gives her a place to stay. Steals your boyfriends, and always posts stuff like these pictures. She enjoys pissing people off for her own fun, and likes to take it by the ass. her appearance may seem dark and mysterious, but it’s just straight up slutty. She would send pics to you if you had a bottle or money she can scam. She moves from town to town because if she stays in the same town for long, she’d already slept with pretty much everyone. Every girl grows to hate her. No woman would want to be her friend because of how dirty she is. She mostly hangs with guys for her own self a steam and enjoys giving them head. If you come by her she will probably become a one night stand.

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