Thursday 23rd May 2013,
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The Removal Chronicles Of Laura Valente: Part 1

May 23, 2013 San Diego, The Dirty 83 75,811 Views

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Email From Laura Valente’s Trout:  Nik, I know I’m blowing up your mailbox while you are sleeping. But this is really important from the standpoint of saving a human being. Laura has made a few mistakes. But I really blew it out of proportion because I managed to ruin my life and lost my wife by my actions. Mine. I got into an escalating battle of each of us getting back at the other over real or perceived wrongs. It went too far. This last night Laura, her friend Meghan and I were putting things back together in a healthy way. In ways that we could correct the things that we were doing that were hurtful to ourselves and others and move forward. But putting this post up is a mistake on my part. I’ve damaged Laura. Laura is not a bad person. I feel horrible to have done this. Please, as one human being to another, take the post down. If you won’t do it to give her some peace, ask anything you want of me. Payment, advertising on your site, coming and groveling. Whatever it is, I’ll do it. Thank you

Nope.- nik

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**Update: San Diego’s Sugar Baby Laura Valente



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Cragoe Alert

May 23, 2013 San Diego 0 9,406 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Meet Michelle Cragoe an escort from Colorado who has come to spread her diseases as well as her legs in San Diego.She is getting to be pretty well known in the clubs and hotels in the area,she works for a hefty price but maybe that’s because she is a heavy load.She looks as if she is about 35,in reality she’s about 28 but I guess the aging process excels when you whore around a lot.She claims to be the hottest girl in San Diego,but I beg to differ.She looks like an albino vampire…Would love to donate money,to get her a proper eyebrow wax.So Nik would you?

This pic looks like somebody pointing out his prey.- nik



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Angela Hunt

May 22, 2013 San Diego 7 6,824 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK! THIS RIGHT HERE WE HAVE TRASHY ANGELA HUNT OR YOU CAN JUST CALL HER C*NT, I CANT EVEN TELL YOU HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THIS SL*T!!! SHES SLEPT WITH EVERYONE FROM EAST COUNTY TO NORTH COUNTY AND CANT STOP. SHES STABBED HER EX JORDAN HAS 3 KIDS WOTH ALL DIFFERENT DADS AND CPS HAS 2 OUT OF THE 3 BECAUSE SHE JUST HAD THE THIRD ONE WONT BE SURPRISED WHEN CPS KNOCKS AT HER DOOR. ANY GUY SHE HAS BEEN WITH WILL TELL YOU SHE SMELLS SO BAD AND BEYOND LOOSE. SHES A HORRIBLE FU*K TO! THE GUY SHE IS WITH NOW IS HOUR TYPICAL TRASH TO AS SEEN IN THE PICTURES ABOVE HIS NAMES JEFF SHE IS STILL HITTING ON OTHER GUYS STILL TRYING FOR OTHER D*CK I MET HIM AWHILE BACK AND STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WHY HESWITH HER TILL I THOUGHT HE MUST BE A TWEEKER OR A HERION ADDICT WHICH WOULDNT BE A SURPRISE ANYONE THAT DATES A TRASHY SK*NK LIKE HER HAS ISSUES SHES PHYSCO NEVER HAD PARENTS THAT LOVED OR CARED SO JEFFS HER DADDY NOT BF. JUST THIS PAST WEEK I WAS AT THE PREGNANT PAGENT IN PB AND THIS H*E HELPED HER MENTAL FRIEND TRY TO BEAT UP A PREGNANT CHICK WHO IS JUST AS TRASHY AS HER BUT PREGO WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE TRY TO HURT A PREGNANT GIRL? AND CAN YOU SAY HOW FAT ANGELA IS GOD DAMN AT LEAST HOPEFULLY YOU CAN STOP STUFFING YOU BRA NOW TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE BOOBS HOPEFULLY YOU WERE MORE HIDIOUS ANEREXIC SO AT LEAST YOU LOOK A LITTLE BETTER BUT NEVER DATABLE OR FU*KABLE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE UGLIER THEN HELL! ONKY GUYS THAT WILL FUC THIS HOOKER ARE DRUNK TRASHY MEN SHE USES FOR MONEY SINCE SHES ALWAYS SO BROKE STEALING FAKE LASHES AND NAPPY STRAW EXTENTIONS OH AND LOOK AT HER UGLY TATTOOS COULD YOU GET MORE GROSS COME ON YOUR A GIRL NOT A TRANNY NIK PUT THIS TRASH ON BLAST

Dude doesn’t seem so proud now that his babies there.- nik



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**Update: San Diego’s Sugar Baby Laura Valente

May 22, 2013 San Diego, The Dirty 554 251,766 Views

**Update: Dear World, I’m not removing this post. Please stop asking. It won’t happen.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, meet Laura Valente, San Diego club rat and Backpage hooker/mistress. I should know because I’ve had her on payroll for over a year. Her current boyfriend of 2 months Omar Ibrahim figured out she was playing him and got my number out of her phone and called me. I laid it all out for him. I bought her +2′s, paid for her apartment and had her on a $1500 per week allowance for the last year after a few months of her just being a paid escort. She can be found all over the gaslamp and Vegas with her sl*t friend Meghan McNutt who has been mentioned here multiple times. I was even stupid enough to put up money for her to rent office space so the two of them could launch a new venture, Barely Bikini. It should be, “We barely stay in our bikinis”. Good luck with this one Omar. She’s a total wh*re in bed and around town. If you want to talk about her more, just call me anytime. So put this sl*t on blast Nik. I’m sure it will be a revelation to her friends and family. Maybe it’ll make it all the way back to this sloots family in Naples Italy. Enjoy some pics from our rendevous shopping trip in Newport Beach when we stayed at the Island Hotel. Yes, I bought the clothes and shoes.

I told you my website serves a purpose. We just saved Omar’s life.- nik



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Marisa aka Preston Fries

May 21, 2013 San Diego 12 6,136 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is a long awaited post from someone who actually knows what the fck happened with this girl. if you can remember a little over 9 months ago this girl was posted on here for cheated on her boyfriend who was overseas in the navy. how awful and instead of admitting it like a normal sane person with any standards of class would do she cried about being raped. if thats not bad enough she took the rape story back and decided to say nothing happened. when confronted about her positive pregnancy tests she had underneath her sink by my best friend she lied and said it was because her birth control made her body think she was pregnant! haha funniest text message ever read. while living with her my best friend came and hung out with me on several occasions and in the middle of the night this girl had guys spending the night in her bed and cuddling with her when her man was away serving our country. hehee isnt that a great woman! now dont you think its a little fishy that 9 months after those pregnancy test were found under her sink she has a baby and is crying because everyone thinks shes a slut. she posts status non stop about how everyone is so mean to her. but she doesnt stop to look in the mirror. people hate her her closest friends talk the most shit about her. and on every single post she comments and pretends to be someone she isnt so that she has someone to defend her. we all need friends right. even if they are fake

If that guy only knew he’d soon be aired on Maury.- nik



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Needs To Be Medicated

May 21, 2013 San Diego 54 8,927 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Elle Duprey, she is a psychotic dramatic white trash wh*re and what she did to our friend Stevi this weekend was unforgivable… Stevi is 34 weeks pregnant with Elle’s ex bf Tim, and Elle is super jealous over it. This weekend Stevi did the Rock 105.3 pregnant bikini pageant and every time she was on stage Elle and her swamp donkey group of friends would yell out rude stuff to Stevi and would flip her off it was pretty ridiculous and I feel bad for taking the time out of their lives to even show up to this pageant which was completely irrelevant to them they just went to rain on stevi’s parade. Elle and her friends held down stevi’s mom and when stevi came over to tell them to let her mom go elle tries to fight stevi and kicks her in her 34 week pregnant stomach…thank god one of our friends blocked the kick with her arm or else an innocent child would have been hurt…stevi punched elle in the face though so after that it was pretty much over it…but anyways seriously Elle you need to get help, like psychiatric help you crazy b*tch! You need lots and lots of medication and some intense therapy sessions. Daddy issues much? lol also stop trying to “model” you’re f*cking beat and you have an awful boob job.

Which eye am I supposed to look at?- nik



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