Thursday 20th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Kristen The “Thug”

June 19, 2013 San Jose 0 9,998 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi NIK!! THIS IS KRISTEN NERI! this trashy trashbox has the nerve to brag about \”beating up\” several women. She lives in the stockton california area and brags about how many fights shes been in. You can clearly see by her ugly face shes been in several fights…but winning them? I DONT THINK SO! she leaves her kids at night to go to bars! and she even likes to challenge any female to go toe to toe with her! I cant even explain to you how trashy this piece of crap is! I cant even call her a female with her square masculine jaw and rectangle shaped figure!!! how are you going to give birth to 5 kids and abandon them to go to bars….BRAG ABOUT HOW MANY FIGHTS YOU BEEN IN AND CHALLENGE ANY FEMALE TO FIGHT YOU! Kristen needs to challenge men because she clearly looks like a dude.

Use protection people.- nik



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Ashley; San Jose’s Homie Hopper

May 30, 2013 San Jose 30 8,093 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik,time for you to meet the dirtiest of them all. This is Ashley Kindred. Everyone is San Jose and Campbell has ran through her, shes a homie hopper. To top it all off shes the kind of girl whos trys to buy someones love and attention but everyone just ends up using her for her money. Her most recent boyfriend was 16 years old and she was 20, she wanted to have his parents sign him over to her so they could get married but it turned out he was just using her for her money, like everyone else. Every since high school shes been known for her saggy titts. Shes tries to hide it by wearing 2 push up bras at the same time, she cakes her face on with make up and likes to hangout with fat girls to make herself look skinny. She goes out every night and gets drunk, sleeping with a different guy every time, whether shes ina relationship or not, shes just doesnt care. All she needs is a tall can of some mickeys and shes down for whatever! Her so called best friend used to pimp her out, until she finally got smart and started doing it on her own. She tries to be friends with everyone but she will go behind their back and talk hella crap, to make her feel better about herself. Truth is she has NO REAL FRIENDS and she NEVER WILL. Someone needs to teach her hows to respect herself and keep her legs closed!

No guy would get away with that.- nik



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Maggie Rummel

May 27, 2013 San Jose, Would You? 8 9,548 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, This is Maggie, a Santa Clara University student. I am not giving away what people think about her, but what is your rating? She’s fun and flirty, she can drink (a alot, I may add) with a great personality and is no broke $CU girl.

Making that face doesn’t make you look like less of a man.- nik



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Stevie Shae Swears She Is The Best

May 27, 2013 San Jose, The Dirty 26 85,866 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Stevie, aka Lindsay.  She added me on facebook recently. I just discovered her porn career online. She thinks she is so hot, but her career will burn out fast just like this doobie seen in the pictures. She has public sex, walks around naked on the beach and is a real wh*re. She needs to realize this isn’t good. Hopefully she stops. What do you think the future holds for Lindsay?  Click here to see some hearts.

I refuse to click… hearts from San Jose area are never good.- nik



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Haley Needs Some Teeters

May 24, 2013 San Jose 37 5,245 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Haley BITTY TITTY Teter. This girl moves on from one guy to the next. She was living at my house and cheating on me. After that she was crawling back to me like the little dumb baby she is. I did everything for her Nik. I drove her from Los Altos to SJ, school and back, but somehow in the meantime she found a way to cheat on me…which is cool because she is very bad at sex. Fish in the bed. I was also thankful she broke up with me due to her ugly nigh*r Usher Raymond nose…it felt like a dog breathing on me. Haley thinks she is so sexy, but in reality she isn’t. Her tattoo is the epitome of trash, just like the way she uses people to stay at their homes and cheat on her boyfriend. CLASSY. I attached some photos of her weak attempts at being sexy. PS: DA STRONG..she smells like noodles and not only that, please make note she needs +2s. Nipples don’t count for boobs Hairy Haley

I wouldn’t know, she hides her front from the camera.- nik



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Little Melanie

May 24, 2013 San Jose 1 7,544 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Melanie also known as bunny or dog girl. She is a fat fuking whore she likes to talk shit about people and thinks shes god’s gift to men. She likes to wear bikinis that have shorts that don’t even fit over her fat fcking ass. She’s married and engaged to a guy by the name Jon. She’s the nastiest thing i have ever seen her rolls have rolls. I’m sure if u go to spread her pussy lips it would be like taking apart a grilled cheese sandwich. Guy’s you wanna stay far away from this thing she will try to take you away from your girlfriend or wife. Ladies keep your boyfriend/husband far away from this nasty whore!!!

Her bodies been sculpted by those flowers on her top.- nik



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