THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Bryce Rowe, straight out of Turlock, CA. I’m one of many that fell into the trap of dealing with this kids bullshit for just a little too long. He acts like a child, but watch out for his daddy issues. If anything reminds him of his father telling him he isn’t a man, he’ll flip his lid! His hair line is receding and he’s not even 25. He’s a compulsive liar, and if you catch him, he’ll cry all day until you feel bad. If you don’t show any sympathy though, you might get a broke rib, just like me! He will make sob stories to new girls he meets in hopes they will let him move in with them so he can get away from his parents, who he always ends up back with anyways. He hangs out with kids 5+ years younger than him, and has had trouble in the court system for hooking up with underage girls. He loves profiles like meetme, and hash tagging all his Instagram photos to gain more popularity since he thinks he has the most “beautiful eyes.” He also loves taking pictures with babies! Ladies, don’t let him use your kid for cute photos to find his new hookup. Gross. When I started dating him he was about 140 pounds, and by the end of it he had gained nearly 50 on top of it. He buys protein powder, but doesn’t even do the right exercise, yet still thinks he’s hot. He also thinks he’s some amazing music producer. HA. Please. Oh, and for the finishing touches, he also totally contracted something infection that is related to genital warts, is too lazy to use the medication, and doesn’t know how to properly clean his uncircumcised penis. All in all, he may have pretty blue eyes and seem sweet and innocent, but he’s far from it in every possible way.