Self Professed UFC fighter

July 21, 2014 Scottsdale 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am friends with “Jimmy’s” fiancé, and when we went out this weekend he decided to push and assault her in front of a bar and it just so happened officers were there to stop it before he really hurt her. Of course she didn’t press charges so he got away with it again. He tells everyone he is a UFC fighter… When he doesn’t fight in the UFC.. Please help her understand that when a man beats you, it doesn’t ever get better. You would think he would know better as a trained fighter. Help her and please let the world know the type of “man” he is.

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Evil Scottsdale Bus Driver

July 21, 2014 Scottsdale 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jatinder S. who is notorious for being an evil bus driver. The other day I was running up to catch the bus and he took of even though he saw me. He was going south to a bus terminal on a deviation so I ran east towards the first bus stop about half a mile away and by the time I got there my lungs were burning and I was sweating in the sun. This gave me the idea of making the driver a dirty celeb so I took his picture upon boarding the bus when it returned. A mile later he suddenly got angry, got off the bus, and called the cops but apparently they said I didn\’t do anything illegal because he shortly afterward got back on the bus and drove away. During the ride I was informed by another rider that he took the route all the time and that this Jatinder guy does not “pick up handicapped people” and is usually “very rude” to passengers. I hope that in puting this guy on blast at the very least his supervisors will have a word with him and reign him in and stop him from abusing his power.

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When You Find Out Your Girlfriend Is A Hooker

July 21, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 206

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the day you find out that your girlfriend is a hooker. It was May 20th 2014. Amanda Michelle. Here is the convo…  “Fwd: I was discreetly referred to you. I will be staying at the W in Scottsdale, my home is a one week remodel. I was wondering if I can purchase your companionship for an hour or for the evening commencing at 10:00. Please be discreet as I am married. My name is Mike. I was sent pictures of you and you are beautiful. Please text me back by 2 o’clock this afternoon a yes or no. If yes, we can talk later this afternoon when I get out of my meeting. I am looking forward to hearing back from you.”  See Amanda Michelle’s answer and phone number below in first photo from screen shot.

Sorry for your loss bro.- nik

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Eric D’Antonio

July 20, 2014 Scottsdale 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this punk goes around thinking he’s hot shit and a thug…bullshit, he has 911 on his speed dial and won’t hesitate to call when someone “scares” him. He’s a flat out fag who fcks dudes off of craigslist and has 2 drd’s. He thinks he has a “career” when really he is barely getting by and has 2 kids, he think’s one of them is his but lets be real…that slut ashley emmershy banged some other lowlife in that trailer she calls a home. Don ‘t be fooled, hes never been to prison even though he claims to have been. He claims sometimes to have served in the marines but that he was “too good” for them and left voluntarily after he was awarded the silver star…Dude, your 20 fucking years old with crappy credit, a bunch of stupid tattoo’s, a uniform you bought from ebay..which is called stolen valor in the laws eyes, and a dick that drips from your drd. He’s a little man child with a no future…Nik, lets get this dumbass out of our country!!!!

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Meghan LeClaire Has The Best Body In Arizona

July 19, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 78

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, tell me this is not the best body in the West? At least in the state of Arizona.  Meghan has a perfect 10 for a body, she doesn’t really include her face in many pics, you can imagine why… but it doesn’t matter. With a body like that, no one ain’t looking at your face.

Strong ITG, terrible lower face, terrible back tattoo and terrible hair extensions. She smells like the Westside.- nik

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The DIRTY ARMY Victory Party AT 1-Oak In Las Vegas

July 18, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 0


Las Vegas this Saturday, July 19 —, myself and the DIRTY ARMY will be celebrating our First Amendment victory. The United States 6th Circuit Court of Appeals has granted us Immunity. (You can’t sue me bitches). So we are going to party so hard this weekend in Las Vegas. And yes, I will be accepting my award at 1 Oak at the Mirage as the ‘King of the Internet’. Bring your babies, I will kiss them!- nik

**The DIRTY ARMY shall rise this weekend!!! And swim in every fountain they see fit!!!**

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Better Than Adderall

July 16, 2014 ASU, Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 301

I have been testing this product for a while now and it is LIMITLESS. It is the first ever over the counter Adderall (I am not supposed to be saying that, but I have to be honest). This stuff is better than Addies because it doesn’t give you the cracked out meth feeling associated with Adderall. Anyway, to make a long story short… I am 2 for 2 in the advancing life products department. DON’T BUY ADDERALL ILLEGALLY. If you want to focus, here is the safe solution that is actually better for you. Half of the white kids at UCI are taking this stuff and they are kicking the Asians asses. Buy one bottle and if you have ADD/ADHD you will love it!! And for you college kids who are “entrepreneurs” I JUST MADE YOU RICH!

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FYI: This is my personal opinion and individual results may vary. I always advise you consult with your physician first.

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Laney Oleniczak

July 16, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale, Tempe 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik first off I wanna say I am a huge fan of! This site makes my day I love how you expose all these low lives and speaking of low lives I have a good one for you: Laney Oleniczak of Mastodon Tatoos and formerly of Samurai Comics until she was fired for sleeping with an employee’s husband. Laney parties all over both Old Town and Mill Avenue, smoking spice and drinking cheap vodka in a desperate effort to make people think she is cool. She worships her dog and says that she would be willing to abort a pregnancy if her boyfriend made her choose between the baby and selling the dog. Now I love dogs too but I wouldnt sacrifice a child for one. As you can see she has a horrible taste in tatoos but even with all those tramp stamps removed she would at best be a 3 out of 10 even with +2s done correctly. I cant believe my friend once dated her back in the day at Paradise Valley High School she was a slore back then sucking off almost the entire football team while always sneaking out to party with them when she should have been studying, I will never understand why girls want to be lazy and spead their legs for any guy who comes along instead of working hard and doing things the right way. Laney you could have had it all, your rich ass parents were willing to pay for your education at ASU. You could have been a doctor, lawyer, or at least someone with more self respect then a hack tatoo \”artist\” who will put out for any guy at any time just to rebel against her poor parents who were way to soft on her and spent her whole childhood giving their little princess everything she ever wanted. Laney this is your old friend Brandon and I am the one who put you on blast, karma\’s a bitch, stop spreading your legs, get tested, laser off those ugly tatoos, dump that loser boyfriend, take out a loan and go to college and make something of yourself, get off drugs, and start acting like a lady if you want people to respect you.

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