Are These Real Or Fake

October 21, 2014 Hollywood, Scottsdale, The Dirty 10


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Natalie. You are the boob job expert. My greg needs to know if these are real or fake?

My gut says real based on her nose.- nik

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Uses his dog to Cheat on Girlfriend

October 21, 2014 Scottsdale 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Tony Pontecorvo. He is a server at Sassi in Scottsdale and lives across the street from Bridget’s Last Laugh with his girlfriend. Tony waits until she is gone at work to go across the bar and pick up girls by telling them about Lucas his “puppy”. Once over at his house the conversation suddenly shifts to his issues with his abusive mother then how it would be “nice” to share a bottle of “fine” wine. Of course only the stupid girls fall for this trick. That’s on them. The reason of putting him on blast is so his girlfriend can find out and dump his sorry ass and the girls of Scottsdale will be aware of him and his tricks. As they say a cheater never wins!

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Maegan Machine Is Weird

October 20, 2014 Hollywood, Scottsdale, The Dirty 29


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not even sure what to say about the monstrosity that is ‘Maegan Machine’. The tattoos speak for themselves; overdone, tasteless.  She’s an ‘alternative’ model who in the past for sure has slept with photographers to pave her way, perhaps the same goes for now, but I don’t know.  The guys she dates are weird and creepy, but as long as they don’t question her sleeping around and pay her bills so she can play model – who cares, right? She auditioned for americas got talent and promptly got booted for skewering her face… how is that even talent? Weird.

Is that a mole or is she from India? I do like how her tattoo is energy efficient.- nik

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Phoenix Bus Drug Dealers

October 19, 2014 Phoenix, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ 60


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these slobs were selling weed on the Camelback bus near 44str. Dirty old man and his young dumb pot head GF.  I hate Arizona sometime.

I wonder if it was a sex trade or transfer of funds?- nik

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Kaylee Alexus Lewis

October 16, 2014 Scottsdale, Tempe 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this scene-wannabe internet whore thought she’d be funny if she replied to a post on Facebook featuring a girl with vitiligo/hyper pigmentation (AKA A SKIN DISORDER) and tried to insult her amidst her own Ebola fixation. Not only was it not funny, but it somehow ended up in my Canadian-ass newsfeed, so I took a peak. Not only does this obvious attention-whore do shit like this on the regular, but she’s a self-absorbed fcking moron who literally has done enough stupid, pointless, poorly thought out cyber bullying in the last year of her life to sink a battle ship. Put this bitch on blast, Nik. Kaylee Alexus Lewis is her public fb with 5000+ followers.

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How can she Live with Herself

October 15, 2014 Scottsdale, Tempe, Tucson 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Sarah Eberle. She must be put on blast immediately so that no one else in the Phoenix/Tempe/Scottsdale area will have to suffer at the hands of this incredibly nice young woman. The first time I met her she had the nerve to defend me to some creeps even though I was a total stranger. Who even does that?! I can’t even believe she can look at herself in the mirror every day, knowing how incredibly sweet and adorable she is. Be afraid. Her niceness is no joke.

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Heather Garvin Has No Shame In Her Game

October 15, 2014 ASU, Scottsdale 24


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this four foot nothing coke whore gets on every guy she meets out after a couple drinks. She’s hooked up with twelve of my friends in the sigma u and sigma pi fraternities. She’s the bigger slut I’ve known since I’ve attended ASU! She’s crazy too she deals with the trauma of getting dumped by hooking up with every friend a guy has that she can physically get her hands on!

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Scottsdale Died When You Left Nik

October 14, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 166


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what happen to Scottsdale?  This pic makes me sad.  Remember when all the bottle girls were smoking hot and had sex with anyone and everyone?  You need to move back here, Scottsdale died when you left.

**These are Maya girls, not sure if Nik can publish.- JV

JV are you calling me soft?- nik

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