My Wife Grooms The Mustache

July 31, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 40


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my wife which I love dearly, has a bit of facial hair like some girls.  Lets just say she can grow a legit mustache.  She always uses stuff like nair to get rid of it, but the problem is she has to grow it out a bit… you know how nasty it is kissing your wife while she has a stash?  She has no problem walking around the house with the stuff above her lip but when I ask her to get it removed permanently, she starts yelling at me. Please tell her whats up!!!! I feel gay sometimes. FYI this is not my wife, but it should be.

Just buy a Papyrus card and write to your wife that you will pay to laser away her upper lip hair. The card will make her know you care. And this will be cheaper in the long run. Done.- nik

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Females Beware

July 31, 2014 Scottsdale 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik it’s time someone puts this delusional loser in his his place. This man needs no introduction so he believes. You can find him every weekend at whatever black bar him and his boys flop down there credit cards that are typically getting denied to get a table then his boys throw whatever drd infected bottle rats his way to get him off there slay for the night. He then proceeds to offer up Pepsi and tops his candidate off with Molly while getting you to the next phase in his game blacked out drags you back to his creepy ass house in old town. Now I was one of his many whatever but this man gets even more flattering after I dodge his calls for weeks I go to meet him out see his boys and they all join in on his delusional king of Scottsdale perception and tell me I’m to good for him . Pretty sad that not only do the bouncers and hood rats but his friends think he’s a joke. He begs me to come back and as I walk up he’s with my girlfriend. Now she’s the biggest cleat chaser in town only likes the purple crayon so when she was bragging about a doctor I never would have thought this one well because I didn\’t think doctors did as many drugs as this creep and well there’s no number on his back. Next time doc use your book smarts before trying to play us because your now the one being played but don\’t worry sweetie she can fold your clothes real good.

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This Passes for Hot these Days

July 31, 2014 Scottsdale 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brittany Aurora Ann Deanda. She seems to think this look of garage quality tattoos from ankle to neck and clothes that look like they were stolen out of the Goodwill drop off box is a sexy look. Girls who wear any leopard or zebra print anything, look low class, hoochie, and stripper like. She is also one of those girls who thinks shes is “sassy”, when in reality she is a b*tchy, gutter mouthed, and rude little hoe. Very few guys like that..Every man likes a woman who talks dirty in bed, but, a lady never lets that foul mouth outside of the bedroom. This lifestyle of excessive tattoos, trailer parks, pit bulls, and meth has destroyed a once proud community. I love how she decided the best place for a photo shoot was next to some gang graffiti infested underpass in the Inland Empire (SoCal)while she was out there on “business”….I am not sure if the graffiti distracts from her bad garage tattoos, or if her bad tattoos distracts the eye from the bad graffiti? lol Nick what do think of all these women who have pledged their body and soul to a life of minimum wage jobs, telemarketing, or stripping thanks to their stupid choice to look like something an outlaw motor cycle gang ran a train on at the Motel 666, then tattooed her like their property before they kicked her out to the curb ??? Nik, would you, if you knew today was your last day on earth and no one was around to see it?

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Meghan LeClaire Does Have A Nice Face

July 31, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 44

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, whoever posted my girl Meghan is insane. This girl not only has the body of a dime, but she has the face of one as well.  Whoever submitted her is just jealous cause their man probably wants Meghan and who wouldn’t.  Everyone in Scottsdale is all over that.

She must throw away pillow cases on the daily.- nik


Meghan LeClaire Has The Best Body In Arizona

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Better Than Adderall

July 30, 2014 ASU, Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 308

I have been testing this product for a while now and it is LIMITLESS. It is the first ever over the counter Adderall (I am not supposed to be saying that, but I have to be honest). This stuff is better than Addies because it doesn’t give you the cracked out meth feeling associated with Adderall. Anyway, to make a long story short… I am 2 for 2 in the advancing life products department. DON’T BUY ADDERALL ILLEGALLY. If you want to focus, here is the safe solution that is actually better for you. Half of the white kids at UCI are taking this stuff and they are kicking the Asians asses. Buy one bottle and if you have ADD/ADHD you will love it!! And for you college kids who are “entrepreneurs” I JUST MADE YOU RICH!

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Breanna Berry

July 30, 2014 Phoenix, Scottsdale 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This dirty pill popping whore is up for grabs for the next douche bag stupid enough to let her leach off them. 3 Kids. 2 Dads, 4 marriages. None of which she has custody of even though she regularly asks anyone and everyone for help. This is her new scam now that DES is on to her:  It’s all bullshit. Not one cent will go toward that cause! She doesn’t care about anything but her next shopping trip. She’ll fck for roof or in dumpster (true story, she’s fcked a dude IN a dumpster). Also one of those bitches who “models”. Whore has pictures taken by photography dudes she bangs and *POOF* she’s a model. Call this whore so the world knows to stay clear!

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Goes By Tatum

July 30, 2014 Scottsdale 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ashleigh Wokurka is her name! – She went by the name Tatum, when I met her. I met this girl at Le Girl’s Gentleman Club the other night, with few friends. She finally convinced me to take her to V.I.P for 3 songs, When we got to the VIP area, immediately she started undressing and bent over NUDE and spread her cheeks, and her ASSHOLE was dirty.. She didn’t know how to wipe!! Not to mention the needle marks on her ass from shooting up was VERY unattractive. Did I mention, Tatum even tried to take my belt off, and told me for extra 50 dollars she’d show me a trick with her mouth. No I didn’t accept, I actually bolted from the dances and immediately told my friends of my horrible experience. Needless to say, she is a cheap hooker. Tried to get me to take her back to her place and”hangout” She doesn’t wipe her ass. Her nose looked like it was going to bite me in the FACE. Her hairline made her look like she was 60 years old. And her body felt like a old ladies.

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David “The Marketing Douchebag” Dubbs

July 29, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 124

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is why you should always Google people you date (and by date I mean hook up with). I met this dude while he was in town for some network marketing business with Chris Childs and Darryl Drake (they all deserved to be tagged on here). The guy is a total douche. He has a girlfriend and cheats on her all the time. He’s like over 40 and still tries to pick up girls in their 20s. Yes it’s true he drives a Ford Focus but you can see on his facebook how he rides on the coat tails of rich friends and brags on their Telsa *RENTAL*. I swear these dudes just go from city to city trying to act rich and scam people. He’s no self made millionaire, he’s never had 1 million sitting in his bank account at any time. He’s an old washed up has been and wannabe. Do not date this dude!! PS. Check his the Asian hooker he got to be his date.

Do you think those are shoulder implants?- nik

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